Are you in the mood for a good chuckle? Well, look no further than this article! We’ve gathered 75 side-splitting jokes that are tailor-made for the millennial generation. Whether you’re addicted to avocado toast or can’t resist scrolling through your social media feeds, we’ve got all of your quirks and experiences covered with our hilarious take on them. So sit back, grab yourself a healthy kale smoothie (or maybe some artisanal coffee?) and get ready to giggle as we poke fun at ourselves. Let’s show everyone that being a millennial isn’t all bad – in fact, it can be downright hilarious!
List of Jokes About Millennials
1. What do you call a millennial who just got a job? A collector of participation trophies!
2. How many millennials does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer living in the dark.
3. Why did the millennial bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
4. What did the millennial say when asked to get a job? “Do memes count as a source of income?”
5. Why did the millennial start a gardening club? For the “likes” on their Instagram posts!
6. How does a millennial fix a flat tire? They call an Uber.
7. What’s a millennial’s favorite exercise? Scrolling up and down their social media feed.
8. Why did the millennial only eat artisanal, gluten-free bread? To ensure they had something to complain about!
9. How does a millennial start a conversation? By saying, “Let’s talk about me.”
10. Why did the millennial bring a sleeping bag to the office? Because they heard there was a nap room!
11. What did the millennial do when their smartphone battery died? They experienced an existential crisis.
12. How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They hire someone to do it for them.
13. Why did the millennial become an artist? Because finger painting was their greatest achievement in school.
14. What’s a millennial’s favorite type of music? Wi-Fi.
15. How does a millennial fix a leaky faucet? They call their parents.
16. Why did the millennial go broke? They spent all their money on avocado toast.
17. What did the millennial say to the barista? “This latte is so mainstream.”
18. How many millennials does it take to start a campfire? They can’t. They’re too busy taking selfies.
19. Why did the millennial become a vegan? Because they heard it was a great way to annoy their parents.
20. What’s a millennial’s favorite bedtime story? “The Little Engine That Could Afford a House.”
21. How does a millennial respond to a missed call? They text back in three weeks.
22. Why did the millennial go to the gym? To take pictures with the equipment.
23. What did the millennial say when asked to make a phone call? “Sorry, I don’t speak ‘analog’.”
24. How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it will take five social media posts to document the process.
25. Why did the millennial become a stand-up comedian? To finally get some attention.
26. What’s a millennial’s favorite form of transportation? An electric scooter.
27. How does a millennial solve a math problem? They ask Siri.
28. Why did the millennial start a YouTube channel? Because being famous for no reason is their life goal.
29. What did the millennial say when asked to do their own laundry? “Is there an app for that?”
30. How many millennials does it take to change a diaper? They don’t. They hire a nanny.
31. Why did the millennial become a fashion designer? Because they needed an excuse to wear pajamas all day.
32. What’s a millennial’s favorite type of workout? Finger swipes on their smartphone screen.
33. How does a millennial react to a power outage? They panic because they can’t charge their devices.
34. Why did the millennial bring their pet to work? They needed emotional support during meetings.
35. What did the millennial say when asked to fix a computer? “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
36. How many millennials does it take to decide on a restaurant? All of them, because they have to check online reviews first.
37. Why did the millennial start a blog? Because they needed a platform to share their deep thoughts.
38. What’s a millennial’s favorite party game? Pin the blame on the previous generation.
39. How does a millennial respond to a letter in the mail? They mistake it for spam.
40. Why did the millennial become a photographer? Because they wanted an excuse to take selfies.
41. What did the millennial say when asked to cook a meal? “I can make a reservation instead.”
42. How many millennials does it take to assemble furniture? None. They hire TaskRabbit.
43. Why did the millennial become a barista? Because they wanted to master the art of latte selfies.
44. What’s a millennial’s favorite app for tracking finances? Uber receipts.
45. How does a millennial handle a flat tire? They call roadside assistance and take a selfie while waiting.
46. Why did the millennial start a podcast? Because they believe their opinions are worth listening to.
47. What did the millennial say when asked to use a landline phone? “How do I swipe right on this?”
48. How many millennials does it take to parallel park? They don’t. They prefer to circle the block until they find a valet.
49. Why did the millennial become a social media influencer? Because they wanted to monetize their breakfast choices.
50. What’s a millennial’s favorite way to say goodbye? “Hashtag bye!”
51. How does a millennial respond to a wrong coffee order? They write an angry Yelp review.
52. Why did the millennial join a yoga class? To perfect their selfie-taking poses.
53. What did the millennial say when asked to pay bills? “Can I Venmo them instead?”
54. How many millennials does it take to write a handwritten letter? None. They’ve forgotten how to hold a pen.
55. Why did the millennial become a DJ? Because pressing “play” on a playlist is a valuable skill.
56. What’s a millennial’s favorite type of vacation? A “workation” with free Wi-Fi.
57. How does a millennial respond to a spider in their room? They take a selfie with it and ask if it has its own Instagram account.
58. Why did the millennial become a food blogger? Because taking pictures of their meals was the only thing they excelled at.
59. What did the millennial say when asked to read a physical book? “Can’t I just download the audiobook?”
60. How many millennials does it take to plan a surprise party? None. They’ll spoil it with their Instagram stories.
61. Why did the millennial become a freelancer? Because they didn’t want to conform to a 9-to-5 schedule.
62. What’s a millennial’s favorite emoji? The “facepalm” emoji, because they encounter so much cringe-worthy content.
63. How does a millennial respond to a power outage? They light candles for aesthetic purposes and continue scrolling on their phone.
64. Why did the millennial become a life coach? Because they believe their quarter-life crisis qualifies them to give advice.
65. What did the millennial say when asked to fix a leaky faucet? “Can’t I just call a plumber on TaskRabbit?”
66. How many millennials does it take to change a tire? They don’t. They use ride-sharing apps.
67. Why did the millennial become a YouTube vlogger? To document their daily life of doing nothing.
68. What’s a millennial’s favorite workout equipment? The selfie stick.
69. How does a millennial respond to a wrong food order? They post a strongly worded tweet.
70. Why did the millennial become a travel blogger? Because they wanted a reason to travel and avoid responsibilities.
71. What did the millennial say when asked to write a check? “What’s a check? Can’t I just use Apple Pay?”
72. How many millennials does it take to navigate without GPS? All of them. They never learned to read a map.
73. Why did the millennial become a motivational speaker? Because they were tired of hearing themselves complain.
74. What’s a millennial’s favorite way to apologize? Posting a public apology on social media.
75. How does a millennial respond to a spider in their room? They call an exterminator and take a selfie with the spider before it’s gone.
