Hey there, fellow Philly fans! Do you live and breathe Eagles football? Are you always the first to throw shade at our opponents? Then listen up because I’ve got a treat for you – 75 side-splitting jokes that will have you cackling like an eagle (sorry, couldn’t resist!).
These jokes are tailor-made for true-blue Eagles fans who know their stuff inside out. So sit tight, let your hair down and get ready to laugh harder than ever before as we unleash some comedic gold about our beloved team. Ready or not, here come the jokes!
List of Philadelphia Eagles Jokes
1. Why did the Eagles go to the bakery? To get a slice of “pie-ladelphia”!
2. Why did the Eagles bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the tickets were “sky-high”!
3. What do you call an Eagles fan with a Super Bowl ring? A time traveler!
4. Why did the Eagles bring a math book to the game? To improve their “quarterback calculations”!
5. What’s an Eagles fan’s favorite type of music? Rock “Eagle” music!
6. Why did the Eagles start a gardening club? Because they love “rooting” for their team!
7. What do you call an Eagles player who can play multiple instruments? A “touchdown maestro”!
8. Why did the Eagles bring a map to the game? Because they wanted to “chart” their way to victory!
9. What do you call an Eagles player who can juggle? A “flyin’ acrobat”!
10. Why did the Eagles invest in a shoe store? Because they wanted to “lace up” their opponents!
11. What’s an Eagles fan’s favorite type of bread? Philly “pretz-EAGLE”!
12. Why did the Eagles open a comedy club? To entertain the “gridiron giggles”!
13. What do you call an Eagles player who can’t catch a football? A “fumblebee”!
14. Why did the Eagles wear sunglasses to the game? To “shade” their opponents!
15. What do you call an Eagles player who likes to take naps? A “touchdown sleeper”!
16. Why did the Eagles order a pizza during the game? To get a “slice” of victory!
17. What’s an Eagles fan’s favorite season? Super “Bowl” season!
18. Why did the Eagles bring a camera crew to the game? To capture the “touchdown moments”!
19. What do you call an Eagles player who tells jokes? A “puntastic” punter!
20. Why did the Eagles start a construction company? To “build” a championship team!
21. What’s an Eagles fan’s favorite exercise? “Fly”ometrics!
22. Why did the Eagles bring a deck of cards to the game? To play “tackle poker”!
23. What do you call an Eagles player who loves to read? A “bookworm” receiver!
24. Why did the Eagles become chefs? To cook up some “touchdown recipes”!
25. What’s an Eagles fan’s favorite type of shoe? Philadelphia “sneagle”!
26. Why did the Eagles open a pet store? To find their team’s “bird of prey”!
27. What do you call an Eagles player who can’t swim? A “fumblefish”!
28. Why did the Eagles bring a hammer to the game? To “nail” their opponents!
29. What’s an Eagles fan’s favorite dessert? Philadelphia “Eagles” cake!
30. Why did the Eagles start a band? To create some “touchdown tunes”!
31. What do you call an Eagles player who loves to dance? A “touchdown groover”!
32. Why did the Eagles bring a telescope to the game? To “scout” their opponents!
33. What’s an Eagles fan’s favorite vegetable? Philadelphia “collard greens”!
34. Why did the Eagles start a fashion line? To design “touchdown attire”!
35. What do you call an Eagles player who loves to fish? A “tackleboxer”!
36. Why did the Eagles bring a pillow to the game? To “sack” the quarterback!
37. What’s an Eagles fan’s favorite type of candy? Philadelphia “Eagle” M&M’s!
38. Why did the Eagles start a movie theater? To screen their “touchdown highlights”!
39. What do you call an Eagles player who can’t remember plays? A “touchdown forgetter”!
40. Why did the Eagles bring a ladder to the game? To “climb” to victory!
41. What’s an Eagles fan’s favorite animal? The “Fly”ing Eagle!
42. Why did the Eagles become artists? To paint “touchdown masterpieces”!
43. What do you call an Eagles player who loves to sing? A “melodious” linebacker!
44. Why did the Eagles bring a calculator to the game? To keep track of the “touchdown stats”!
45. What’s an Eagles fan’s favorite pizza topping? Philadelphia “pepper-EAGLES”!
46. Why did the Eagles open a zoo? To find their team’s “spirit animal”!
47. What do you call an Eagles player who can’t find his helmet? A “headless” linebacker!
48. Why did the Eagles bring a microphone to the game? To “amplify” their cheering!
49. What’s an Eagles fan’s favorite snack? Philadelphia “Eagle” chips!
50. Why did the Eagles start a dance club? To celebrate with some “touchdown moves”!
51. What do you call an Eagles player who loves to eat? A “touchdown devourer”!
52. Why did the Eagles bring a broom to the game? To “sweep” their opponents!
53. What’s an Eagles fan’s favorite board game? “Fly”opoly!
54. Why did the Eagles become firefighters? To extinguish their opponents’ “touchdown flames”!
55. What do you call an Eagles player who loves to knit? A “touchdown stitcher”!
56. Why did the Eagles bring a compass to the game? To “navigate” their way to victory!
57. What’s an Eagles fan’s favorite type of fruit? Philadelphia “pine-EAGLES”!
58. Why did the Eagles start a comedy TV show? To deliver some “touchdown laughs”!
59. What do you call an Eagles player who loves to paint? A “touchdown artist”!
60. Why did the Eagles bring a dictionary to the game? To “define” their opponents’ defeat!
61. What’s an Eagles fan’s favorite ice cream flavor? Philly “Eagle” chocolate chip!
62. Why did the Eagles become astronauts? To explore the “touchdown universe”!
63. What do you call an Eagles player who can’t tie his shoes? A “fumble-lacer”!
64. Why did the Eagles bring a trumpet to the game? To “blow” their opponents away!
65. What’s an Eagles fan’s favorite holiday? “Fly”-ndependence Day!
66. Why did the Eagles start a shoe company? To “step over” their opponents!
67. What do you call an Eagles player who loves to solve puzzles? A “touchdown puzzler”!
68. Why did the Eagles bring a telescope to the game? To get a closer “look” at victory!
69. What’s an Eagles fan’s favorite type of sandwich? The Philly “touchdown” cheesesteak!
70. Why did the Eagles open a bookstore? To find their team’s “playbook”!
71. What do you call an Eagles player who loves to tell stories? A “touchdown narrator”!
72. Why did the Eagles bring a megaphone to the game? To “shout” their team’s name!
73. What’s an Eagles fan’s favorite beverage? Philadelphia “Eagle”-ade!
74. Why did the Eagles start a dance studio? To teach “touchdown choreography”!
75. What do you call an Eagles player who can’t tie a tie? A “fumble-fasher”!
