Hey there, fellow Yankee fans! Are you ready to laugh your socks off? Whether you’re a die-hard enthusiast or just love a good joke, this article is the perfect read for you. That’s why I’ve put together 75 rib-tickling jokes that are sure to leave you in stitches!
So get comfy (or stand tall if you prefer) and prepare yourself for some serious laughs as we delve into these 75 side-splitting New York Yankees jokes!
List of New York Yankees Jokes
1. Why did the New York Yankees bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the Red Sox had a high fly ball!
2. What did the New York Yankees fan say when they won the lottery? I guess I can finally afford good seats at Yankee Stadium!
3. How do you get a New York Yankees fan to stop talking? Tell them the Red Sox are better.
4. Why did the New York Yankees go to the bank? To get a pitcher of course!
5. Why did the New York Yankees fan bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the Red Sox were pitching a no-hitter!
6. Why did the New York Yankees fan cross the road? To boo the opposing team!
7. How many New York Yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’re too busy talking about how great they were in the ’90s.
8. What did the New York Yankees fan say to the psychiatrist? Doctor, I keep having recurring nightmares of the Red Sox winning the World Series.
9. What’s the difference between the New York Yankees and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
10. Why did the New York Yankees fan bring a pillow to the game? Because they heard it was going to be a sleeper!
11. What do you call a New York Yankees player with no talent? A free agent.
12. Why did the New York Yankees fan go to art school? So they could learn how to draw a World Series trophy.
13. Why did the New York Yankees fan become a gardener? Because they’re used to having a lot of “pitches” to work with.
14. How do you make a New York Yankees fan’s day? Tell them the Red Sox lost.
15. What did the New York Yankees fan say when they ran out of money? Can I borrow a dime, so I can still call myself a fan?
16. Why did the New York Yankees fan bring a map to the game? So they could find their way to the World Series.
17. What’s the difference between the New York Yankees and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking.
18. Why did the New York Yankees fan become an astronaut? So they could finally see a championship from space.
19. How do you keep a New York Yankees fan from drowning? Take your foot off their head.
20. What’s the difference between the New York Yankees and a puppy? Eventually, the puppy stops whining.
21. Why did the New York Yankees fan get kicked out of the library? They refused to keep the noise down when talking about their team.
22. How do you get a New York Yankees fan to stop biting their nails? Make them wear a championship ring.
23. What’s the difference between the New York Yankees and a dollar bill? You can get change out of a dollar bill.
24. Why did the New York Yankees fan bring a helmet to the game? Because they knew they were going to be hit with a lot of foul balls!
25. How does a New York Yankees fan count to 10? 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10!
26. Why did the New York Yankees fan become a meteorologist? They wanted to accurately predict when the team would “rain” on everyone’s parade.
27. What did the New York Yankees fan say when they found a penny on the ground? It’s a sign that the team is about to turn their luck around!
28. Why did the New York Yankees fan bring a camera to the game? So they could take a picture of the scoreboard when their team was winning.
29. How do you keep a New York Yankees fan in suspense? I’ll tell you after they win another World Series.
30. What’s the difference between the New York Yankees and a car battery? A car battery has a positive side.
31. Why did the New York Yankees fan bring a fishing rod to the game? They heard there were a lot of big catches in the outfield!
32. How many New York Yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they’ll brag about it for years.
33. What do you call a New York Yankees fan with a championship ring? Lost.
34. Why did the New York Yankees fan become a detective? They wanted to investigate why their team couldn’t win in the postseason.
35. How do you get a New York Yankees fan to stop talking? Give them a ticket to a Red Sox game.
36. What’s the difference between the New York Yankees and a bucket of manure? The bucket.
37. Why did the New York Yankees fan bring a telescope to the game? So they could see the championships in the distant past.
38. How do you make a New York Yankees fan’s day? Tell them their team is moving to Boston.
39. What did the New York Yankees fan say when they saw their team win the World Series? I must be dreaming!
40. Why did the New York Yankees fan become a mathematician? They wanted to calculate how many more championships their team needed to catch up to the Red Sox.
41. How do you confuse a New York Yankees fan? Ask them to name a player who’s not from their team.
42. Why did the New York Yankees fan bring a broom to the game? They were hoping for a sweep!
43. What’s the difference between the New York Yankees and a computer virus? Eventually, the virus stops spreading.
44. Why did the New York Yankees fan become a lawyer? They wanted to sue the Red Sox for unfair competition.
45. How do you get a New York Yankees fan to stop cheering? Tell them it’s the bottom of the ninth inning and the Red Sox are up by 10 runs.
46. What’s the difference between the New York Yankees and a bowling ball? You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.
47. Why did the New York Yankees fan bring a parachute to the game? They were afraid their team would drop out of the playoffs.
48. How do you make a New York Yankees fan’s day? Tell them there’s a rainout during a Red Sox game.
49. What did the New York Yankees fan say to the therapist? Doc, I have an irrational fear of championships.
50. Why did the New York Yankees fan bring a hammer to the game? They wanted to “nail” their team’s victory down.
51. What’s the difference between the New York Yankees and a traffic jam? The traffic jam eventually clears up.
52. Why did the New York Yankees fan bring a calculator to the game? So they could count how many times they’ve heard “Yankees Suck!”
53. How do you get a New York Yankees fan to stop complaining? Give them a Dodgers hat.
54. What’s the difference between the New York Yankees and a soap opera? The soap opera has more drama, but it doesn’t last as long.
55. Why did the New York Yankees fan bring a mirror to the game? So they could see what a real champion looks like.
56. What do you call a New York Yankees player with a World Series ring? Retired.
57. Why did the New York Yankees fan become a stand-up comedian? They needed a new career after their team stopped making the playoffs.
58. How do you make a New York Yankees fan’s day? Tell them Derek Jeter is coming out of retirement.
59. What’s the difference between the New York Yankees and a vacuum cleaner? The vacuum cleaner has more suction.
60. Why did the New York Yankees fan bring a telescope to the game? So they could see their team’s chances of winning getting smaller.
61. How many New York Yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’re too busy changing the channel when their team is losing.
62. What do you call a New York Yankees player without a championship ring? Just like every other player.
63. Why did the New York Yankees fan bring a fire extinguisher to the game? They knew their team was going to get “burned” by the opposition.
64. How do you confuse a New York Yankees fan? Ask them to explain the infield fly rule.
65. What’s the difference between the New York Yankees and a kangaroo? The kangaroo has a pouch to carry its young, and the Yankees have a hole in their roster.
66. Why did the New York Yankees fan bring a suitcase to the game? They were ready to pack up and leave if their team lost.
67. How do you make a New York Yankees fan’s day? Tell them the Red Sox traded their best player to New York.
68. What did the New York Yankees fan say when they woke up from a dream? I need to go back to sleep so I can see my team win a World Series.
69. Why did the New York Yankees fan bring a guitar to the game? They wanted to strum up some support for their team.
70. What’s the difference between the New York Yankees and a broken record? The broken record eventually stops repeating itself.
71. Why did the New York Yankees fan become a chef? They wanted to know how it feels to have a winning recipe.
72. How do you get a New York Yankees fan to stop whining? Take away their pinstripes.
73. What’s the difference between the New York Yankees and a rainbow? You can actually reach the end of a rainbow.
74. Why did the New York Yankees fan bring a deck of cards to the game? They wanted to play solitaire, just like their team does in the playoffs.
75. How do you make a New York Yankees fan’s day? Tell them the Red Sox have been disbanded.
