Hey there, fellow fans of the New York Mets! Are you ready for some serious laughs? Whether you’re a die-hard supporter or just looking for some sports-related comedy, I’ve got something special in store for you.
I’ve compiled 75 sidesplitting jokes that are sure to put a smile on your face. So go ahead and take a load off – let’s enjoy some much-needed comedic relief together as passionate Mets supporters. And who knows? Maybe these gags will help us cope with yet another season of heartbreak (just kidding…sorta). So come on folks, what are we waiting for? Let’s dive into this laugh-tastic journey!
List of New York Mets Jokes
1. Why did the New York Mets hire a gardener? Because they needed someone to plant their hopes and dreams!
2. What do you call a New York Mets player with a World Series ring? Lost!
3. Why did the New York Mets bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the other team had a “high” batting average!
4. How do you keep a New York Mets player off your doorstep? Pay him for the pizza!
5. Why don’t the New York Mets need a new stadium? Because they can’t seem to find their way home anyway!
6. Why did the New York Mets hire a music conductor? Because they needed someone to help them find their pitch!
7. What’s the difference between the New York Mets and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill!
8. Why don’t the New York Mets go on vacation? They can’t find three wise men and a virgin!
9. What’s the difference between the New York Mets and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking!
10. Why did the New York Mets bring a ladder to the game? Because their lineup couldn’t reach base!
11. What do you call a New York Mets player with a World Series ring? A thief!
12. Why did the New York Mets bring a typewriter to the game? Because they heard the other team had a “type-A” personality!
13. What do the New York Mets and a possum have in common? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
14. Why don’t the New York Mets use cell phones? Because they can’t find any “cellar” coverage!
15. What’s the difference between the New York Mets and a catfish? One is a bottom-dwelling scum-sucker, and the other is a fish!
16. Why did the New York Mets get a pet fish? Because they wanted to have something that could still “tank”!
17. What do you call a New York Mets player with more than one home run? A legend!
18. Why did the New York Mets bring a GPS to the game? Because they can’t find first base!
19. What do the New York Mets and a hot air balloon have in common? Both go up, up, and away in October!
20. Why did the New York Mets become bakers? Because they couldn’t catch anything else!
21. What do you call a New York Mets player who doesn’t strike out? A benchwarmer!
22. Why don’t the New York Mets need a travel agent? Because they’re experts at “getting away” from winning!
23. Why did the New York Mets start a gardening club? Because they’re good at “planting” themselves at the bottom of the standings!
24. What’s the difference between the New York Mets and a dollar bill? A dollar bill is good for four quarters, the Mets are good for no quarters!
25. Why did the New York Mets bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the other team had a “high” winning percentage!
26. What’s the difference between the New York Mets and a bunch of frogs? One’s a slimy, loathsome creature that you wouldn’t want to touch, and the other is a frog!
27. Why don’t the New York Mets need an alarm clock? Because they always wake up after September!
28. What do you call a New York Mets player with a World Series ring? A retired player!
29. Why did the New York Mets bring a shovel to the game? Because they were hoping to dig themselves out of last place!
30. Why don’t the New York Mets go to the library? Because they can’t seem to find a book with a happy ending!
31. What’s the difference between the New York Mets and a banana? A banana is good for only one split!
32. Why did the New York Mets bring a flashlight to the game? Because they heard the other team had a “bright” future!
33. What do you call a New York Mets player who can throw a ball through a car window without breaking it? A taxi driver!
34. Why did the New York Mets start a recycling program? Because they’re experts at turning “W’s” into “L’s”!
35. Why don’t the New York Mets need a map? Because they can’t seem to find their way out of the basement!
36. What’s the difference between the New York Mets and a vacuum cleaner? A vacuum cleaner has its dirtbag on the inside!
37. Why did the New York Mets bring a surfboard to the game? Because they heard the other team had a “wave” of success!
38. What do you call a New York Mets player with a World Series ring? Retired!
39. Why did the New York Mets bring a broom to the game? Because they were hoping for a sweep—of the stadium!
40. Why don’t the New York Mets need a clock? Because they can’t seem to “time” their wins!
41. What’s the difference between the New York Mets and a coconut? You can get a drink out of a coconut!
42. Why did the New York Mets start a construction company? Because they’re experts at building up hope and then tearing it down!
43. What do you call a New York Mets player who can hit a home run? Lost!
44. Why did the New York Mets bring a ruler to the game? Because they heard the other team had a “measuring” contest!
45. What’s the difference between the New York Mets and a donut? A donut has a hole in the middle!
46. Why did the New York Mets start a rock band? Because they can’t seem to find a good hit!
47. Why don’t the New York Mets need a compass? Because they can’t seem to find their way to the playoffs!
48. What’s the difference between the New York Mets and a garbage truck? A garbage truck only loses its load once!
49. Why did the New York Mets bring a raincoat to the game? Because they were expecting a “flood” of runs from the other team!
50. Why don’t the New York Mets play hide-and-seek? Because no one would ever find them!
51. What do you call a New York Mets player who can hit a ball out of the park? A retired player!
52. Why did the New York Mets bring a magnifying glass to the game? Because they heard the other team had “big” plans!
53. What’s the difference between the New York Mets and a broken clock? A broken clock is right twice a day!
54. Why did the New York Mets start a magic show? Because they’re great at making their chances disappear!
55. What do you call a New York Mets player with a World Series ring? A dreamer!
56. Why did the New York Mets bring a parachute to the game? Because they were expecting a “free fall” in the standings!
57. Why don’t the New York Mets need a watch? Because they can’t seem to “time” their wins and losses!
58. What’s the difference between the New York Mets and a bar of soap? A bar of soap can still get a good clean!
59. Why did the New York Mets start a comedy club? Because they’re experts at providing laughs!
60. Why don’t the New York Mets need a compass? Because they always “point” to disappointment!
61. What do you call a New York Mets player who can hit a home run? A legend!
62. Why did the New York Mets bring a calculator to the game? Because they heard the other team had “big” numbers!
63. What’s the difference between the New York Mets and a broken record? A broken record can still play a tune!
64. Why did the New York Mets start a fireworks company? Because they’re experts at going out with a bang!
65. What do you call a New York Mets player with a World Series ring? An optimist!
66. Why did the New York Mets bring a parachute to the game? Because they were hoping for a “soft landing” in the standings!
67. Why don’t the New York Mets need a calendar? Because they can’t seem to “date” their wins!
68. What’s the difference between the New York Mets and a broken pencil? A broken pencil is pointless!
69. Why did the New York Mets start a dance club? Because they’re great at “stepping” in the wrong direction!
70. Why don’t the New York Mets need a compass? Because they always “head” for disappointment!
71. What do you call a New York Mets player who can hit a home run? A myth!
72. Why did the New York Mets bring a calculator to the game? Because they heard the other team had “big” stats!
73. Why did the New York Mets bring a map to the game? Because they were hoping to find their way to a winning streak!
74. Why did the New York Mets start a fireworks company? Because they’re great at going out with a bang!
75. What do you call a New York Mets player with a World Series ring? A hopeful dreamer!
