Are you one of those people who can’t decide whether to squish a spider or let it live? Do you want to inject some spooky humor into your Halloween bash or lighten the mood during “spider season”? Look no further! As a long-time admirer of these eight-legged critters, I’ve searched far and wide (even beyond the internet!) to bring you 75 hilarious spider jokes that are sure to make your skin crawl – with laughter, that is. Whether you’re an arachnid enthusiast or avoid them like the plague, young or old, this collection has got something for everyone. Get ready for tons of giggles as we unravel this web of side-splitting spider jokes!
List of Jokes About Spiders
1. What do you call a spider who can dance? A boogie man.
2. Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his website.
3. How do you make a spider laugh? Tickling its funny bone.
4. What’s a spider’s favorite sport? Web design.
5. Why did the spider become a detective? It had great web-sleuthing skills.
6. How does a spider communicate with its friends? Through the World Wide Web.
7. What’s a spider’s favorite TV show? “The Web of Fortune.”
8. Why did the spider break up with its girlfriend? She was too clingy.
9. How do spiders communicate when they’re far apart? They use the Internet.
10. What do you call a spider with no legs? A raisin.
11. What did the spider say to the bee? “Buzz off!”
12. What do you call a spider that just got married? A newly webbed.
13. How do spiders travel long distances? They take the web highway.
14. Why did the spider become a stand-up comedian? It loved to spin jokes.
15. What’s a spider’s favorite dessert? Chocolate-covered flies.
16. What do you call a spider that can sing? A crooner.
17. How do you spot a cool spider? It has shades on its eight eyes.
18. Why did the spider go to therapy? It had a case of arachnophobia.
19. What’s a spider’s favorite band? The Spin Doctors.
20. How do spiders communicate their emotions? They use their web-mojis.
21. What’s a spider’s favorite hobby? Playing spin the bottle.
22. Why did the spider join a gym? It wanted to build up its web-sicles.
23. What do you call a spider that can swim? A surf-er.
24. Why did the spider go to school? To improve its web development skills.
25. How do spiders send letters? In the web-mail.
26. What did the spider say to its friend who was feeling down? “You need to spin a positive web.”
27. Why did the spider become an artist? It loved creating web-stract paintings.
28. What’s a spider’s favorite type of music? Trap.
29. How does a spider enter a building? Through the world wide window.
30. What’s a spider’s favorite holiday? Halloween.
31. Why did the spider go to space? To visit the black spider.
32. What’s a spider’s favorite board game? Twister.
33. How did the spider become a reporter? It had a knack for web-breaking news.
34. What do you call a spider with a sense of humor? A laughing stock.
35. Why did the spider become a baseball player? It could catch any fly ball.
36. How does a spider start a business? By spinning a web of opportunities.
37. What’s a spider’s favorite song? “Caught in a Web” by Dream Theater.
38. Why did the spider become a musician? It had a talent for spinning records.
39. What’s a spider’s favorite dance move? The eight-legged shuffle.
40. How does a spider celebrate its birthday? It throws a web party.
41. Why did the spider go to the library? To find new web articles.
42. What’s a spider’s favorite type of car? A Volkswagen Beetle.
43. How do spiders settle disputes? They spin a web of compromise.
44. What do you call a spider with no friends? A loner-weaver.
45. Why did the spider get a job as a chemist? It loved working with spinner-ets.
46. What’s a spider’s favorite ice cream flavor? Rocky Road.
47. How do spiders ensure their web’s success? They use search engine optimization.
48. Why did the spider go to the party alone? It didn’t want to be caught in a sticky situation.
49. What’s a spider’s favorite game console? The web-Box.
50. How did the spider become a successful businessman? It had excellent web presence.
51. Why did the spider become a gardener? It loved spinning plants.
52. What do you call a spider that can juggle? A multi-tasker.
53. How does a spider start a conversation? It breaks the ice with a “web-hello.”
54. What’s a spider’s favorite comic book character? Spider-Man, of course!
55. Why did the spider start a band? It wanted to spin some wicked tunes.
56. What do you call a spider with a big ego? A web-megalomaniac.
57. How does a spider make important decisions? It uses its web of intuition.
58. Why did the spider join a gym? It wanted to build up its web-slinging strength.
59. What’s a spider’s favorite social media platform? Instagram.
60. How do spiders celebrate their wedding anniversary? They spin a special web.
61. What do you call a spider with no manners? A rude-arachnid.
62. Why did the spider become a fashion designer? It had a knack for weaving clothes.
63. What’s a spider’s favorite type of music? Webstep.
64. How does a spider tell time? It checks its web watch.
65. Why did the spider get a job in construction? It was an expert in web development.
66. What do you call a spider that can play the guitar? A web-slinger.
67. How does a spider stay fit? It does web-robics.
68. Why did the spider become a teacher? It loved educating little spin-offs.
69. What’s a spider’s favorite movie? “The Fly.”
70. How does a spider apologize? It says, “I’m sorry if I’ve been a bit web-rupt.”
71. Why did the spider get a ticket? It was caught in a web of traffic violations.
72. What do you call a spider that can jump really high? A spiderratic.
73. How does a spider handle rejection? It brushes it off its web-shoulders.
74. Why did the spider become a DJ? It could spin the perfect web of beats.
75. What’s a spider’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
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