Hey there! Feeling a little down and in need of a good laugh? Well, have no fear because this article is here to save the day! If you’re anything like us, ninjas are just about one of the coolest things ever.
And what’s better than combining our love for laughter with our fascination for these stealthy warriors? I’ve gathered up a list of 75 hilarious jokes all about ninjas that are sure to have you giggling like a masked bandit. These jokes will leave you silently snickering or laughing out loud!
List of Jokes About Ninjas
1. Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
2. What did the ninja say to the vegetable? “Lettuce leaf this place!”
3. Why did the ninja take up gardening? Because he wanted to master the art of silent planting!
4. How does a ninja drink coffee? Stealthily, with a lot of cream and no sugar!
5. What did one ninja say to the other at the salad bar? “Lettuce duel!”
6. Why did the ninja refuse to play cards with the ocean? Because it was full of cheetahs!
7. What do you call a ninja who is also a poet? A haiku-warrior!
8. Why did the ninja bring a pencil to the fight? Because it wanted to draw blood!
9. How does a ninja exercise? By shadowboxing!
10. What do you call a ninja who is always in a hurry? A rash-guard!
11. Why did the ninja go to the art museum? To brush up on his skills!
12. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of shoe? Sneakers!
13. Why did the ninja bring a chainsaw to the party? For some slice of life!
14. What’s a ninja’s favorite kind of music? Heavy metal!
15. Why did the ninja enroll in cooking classes? To sharpen his chop-chop skills!
16. What do you call a ninja who tells jokes? A laugh-a-sassin!
17. Why did the ninja always carry a map? Because he didn’t want to get caught in a web of lies!
18. What’s a ninja’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar!
19. Why did the ninja always bring a ladder to the library? Because he wanted to scale the bestsellers list!
20. How did the ninja get a date for the prom? He ninjasized it!
21. What’s a ninja’s favorite game show? Wheel of Misfortune!
22. Why did the ninja become a comedian? Because he wanted to be the master of punchlines!
23. What do you call a ninja who loves to garden? A grassassin!
24. Why did the ninja take up knitting? Because he wanted to weave his way through battles!
25. What’s a ninja’s favorite dance move? The sneak!
26. Why did the ninja become a musician? Because he wanted to play it by ear!
27. What do you call a ninja with a sweet tooth? A sugar-kage!
28. Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the concert? Because he wanted to see the band climb the charts!
29. What’s a ninja’s favorite animal? The stealthy-saurus!
30. Why did the ninja join the circus? To perform feats of great stealth!
31. How does a ninja keep his pants up? With a stealth belt!
32. Why did the ninja open a bakery? To knead some dough!
33. What’s a ninja’s favorite kind of sandwich? A sub-terfuge!
34. Why did the ninja become a gardener? Because he wanted to make plants disappear!
35. What do you call a ninja who is always on time? Punctual!
36. Why did the ninja become an architect? Because he wanted to design his own secret lair!
37. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of pizza? One with extra stealth-eroni!
38. Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the gym? Because he wanted to climb the ranks!
39. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of math? Algebra-sics!
40. Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the concert? Because he wanted to reach the highest notes!
41. How does a ninja order a pizza? With a silent slice!
42. Why did the ninja go to the dentist? To flossom his skills!
43. What do you call a ninja who loves to fish? A koi-ber-warrior!
44. Why did the ninja become a tailor? Because he wanted to sew his enemies!
45. What’s a ninja’s favorite fruit? Stealthyberries!
46. Why did the ninja become a coach? To train in the art of stealth-letics!
47. What do you call a ninja who is also a scientist? A stealthy-ologist!
48. Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the concert? Because he wanted to raise the roof!
49. How does a ninja type on the computer? With silent keystrokes!
50. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of dessert? Tiramisu-ry!
51. Why did the ninja become a locksmith? To pick the locks of destiny!
52. What do you call a ninja who loves to ride bikes? A cycle-nin!
53. Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the dance? Because he wanted to break it down!
54. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of movie? Action-packed thrillers!
55. Why did the ninja become a painter? To create masterpieces in the blink of an eye!
56. How does a ninja make a sandwich? With stealthy slices!
57. What do you call a ninja who loves to play video games? A stealth gamer!
58. Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to climb the ranks!
59. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of fruit? Coconinjas!
60. Why did the ninja become a teacher? To educate with stealth!
61. What do you call a ninja who is also a chef? A culinary-nin!
62. Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the library? Because he wanted to reach new heights of knowledge!
63. How does a ninja tell time? With a silent tick!
64. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of ice cream? Vaninja!
65. Why did the ninja become a tailor? To stitch up his enemies!
66. What do you call a ninja who loves to play sports? An ath-ninja!
67. Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the beach? Because he wanted to climb the waves!
68. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of book? Stealth novels!
69. Why did the ninja become a musician? Because he wanted to rock the world with his stealthy beats!
70. How does a ninja cut vegetables? With silent slices!
71. What do you call a ninja who loves to solve puzzles? A brain-ninja!
72. Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the gym? Because he wanted to reach new heights of fitness!
73. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of candy? Stealth bars!
74. Why did the ninja become a mechanic? To fix things with ninja precision!
75. What do you call a ninja who loves to dance? A stealth-bopper!
