Hey there! If you’re from Iowa or heading that way, this one’s for you. If laughter is your thing, then buckle up because we’re taking a ride through the Hawkeye State – and trust me, it’s going to be a blast. Having spent some time in Iowa myself, I can tell you firsthand that humor permeates its every nook and cranny.
Whether it’s quirky town names or offbeat local customs, this place is ripe with comedic fodder just waiting to be mined for all its worth!
List of Jokes About Iowa
1. Why did the corn stalk blush? Because it saw the Iowa sunsets!
2. What do you call a cow that plays the guitar in Iowa? A moo-sician!
3. Why did the scarecrow move to Iowa? Because it heard the corn there was outstanding in its field!
4. What did the Iowa farmer say to the vegetable? “Lettuce be friends!”
5. Why did the tomato turn red in Iowa? It saw the salad dressing!
6. How do you organize a space party in Iowa? You “planet” in advance!
7. Why was the math book sad in Iowa? Because it had too many problems to solve!
8. What’s Iowa’s favorite type of music? Corn-try!
9. How do you know it’s summer in Iowa? The cows are giving evaporated milk!
10. Why did the Iowa farmer become a comedian? Because he was outstanding in his field!
11. What do you call a pig that knows karate in Iowa? Pork chop!
12. Why was the computer cold in Iowa? It left its Windows open!
13. What do you get when you cross an Iowa farmer and a vampire? Someone who likes to “suck seed”!
14. Why did the Iowa football team go to the bakery? To get a good roll!
15. How do you make a tissue dance in Iowa? You put a little “boogie” in it!
16. What did the Iowa corn say to the butter? “You’re my butter half!”
17. Why was the Iowa river so talkative? It had a lot of streams of consciousness!
18. What did the Iowa wind say to the tree? “Hold onto your leaves, it’s going to be a windy day!”
19. How do you make an Iowa farmer laugh on a Saturday night? Tell him a corny joke!
20. Why don’t vampires visit Iowa? They can’t find any veins!
21. What do you call a cow with no legs in Iowa? Ground beef!
22. Why did the Iowa farmer bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
23. What did one Iowa flag say to the other Iowa flag? “I’m falling for you!”
24. Why did the Iowa corn go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
25. What did the Iowa snowman say to the other snowman? “Do you smell carrots?”
26. How do you make an Iowa farmer happy? Give him a big “high-five”!
27. Why don’t Iowa farmers tell secrets on the cornfield? Because the corn has ears!
28. What did one Iowa potato chip say to the other? “Shall we go for a dip?”
29. Why did the Iowa scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
30. How does a scarecrow from Iowa tell time? With a cornfield watch!
31. What did the corn say to the Iowa farmer? “You butter take care of me!”
32. Why did the Iowa cow start a fight with the sheep? Because it had beef with them!
33. What do you call a chicken crossing the road in Iowa? Poultry in motion!
34. Why did the Iowa farmer go to the gym? To work on his core!
35. What did the Iowa tomato say to the Iowa ketchup? “Catch me if you can!”
36. Why did the Iowa rabbit go to the barber? It wanted a hare-cut!
37. How does an Iowa farmer count his cows? With a cow-culator!
38. What did the Iowa vegetable say to the chef? “Lettuce romaine calm and kale me!”
39. Why did the Iowa chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
40. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving in Iowa? The turkey trot!
41. Why did the Iowa farmer plant a seed on his laptop? He wanted to grow a website!
42. What did the Iowa flower say to the bee? “Buzz off, I’m pollinating here!”
43. How does an Iowa farmer make gold? He plants corn and waits for the stock market to pop!
44. Why did the Iowa farmer bring a ladder to the orchard? Because he wanted to pick some “apple”-ause!
45. What do you call a pig that does karate in Iowa? Pork chop!
46. Why did the Iowa football team bring string to the game? Because they wanted to tie the score!
47. How does an Iowa farmer know it’s fall? The corn starts turning into kernels!
48. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate in Iowa? A candy baa!
49. Why did the Iowa farmer bring a ladder to the barn? Because the cow had jumped over the moon!
50. How did the Iowa cornstalk feel after its workout? Ear-resistible!
51. Why was the Iowa clock so hungry? It went back four seconds!
52. What do you call a fish that wears a crown in Iowa? Sole monarch!
53. Why did the Iowa farmer always carry a pencil and paper? Because he wanted to draw his own conclusions!
54. How do you greet a scarecrow in Iowa? “Hay there!”
55. Why did the Iowa chicken go to the seance? To talk to Colonel Sanders!
56. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn in Iowa? A puddle!
57. Why did the Iowa tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
58. How do you know if someone is from Iowa? They’ll tell you, corny jokes!
59. Why did the Iowa farmer always carry a map? Because he wanted to know his roots!
60. What did the Iowa apple tree say to the Iowa peach tree? “You’re looking peachy!”
61. Why did the Iowa scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
62. What did the corn say to the Iowa farmer? “We’re a-maize-ing together!”
63. How does an Iowa farmer count his pigs? With a “ham-droid”!
64. Why did the Iowa farmer go to the doctor? Because he had a bad case of “corn-flu”!
65. What did the Iowa farmer say when he lost his tractor? “Where’s my “deere” John letter?”
66. Why did the Iowa tomato turn red with embarrassment? Because it saw the salad dressing!
67. How did the Iowa cornstalk respond when asked about its love life? “I’m stalk-ing someone special!”
68. What do you call a potato that smokes in Iowa? A baked spud!
69. Why did the Iowa scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field of dreams!
70. What did the Iowa farmer say to the cabbage? “You’re the “coles” of my heart!”
71. Why did the Iowa scarecrow bring a fan to the cornfield? To stay cool under pressure!
72. How do you make an Iowa farmer smile? You give them a corny joke that’s “ear-resistible”!
73. What did the Iowa tomato say to the Iowa lettuce? “Lettuce be friends and ketchup sometime!”
74. Why did the Iowa farmer plant cheerleaders in his cornfield? Because he wanted to “raise the roof”!
75. What do you call a dog that lives in Iowa? A “corn-dog”!
