Hey there, are you in the mood for a good chuckle? I totally get it. There’s nothing quite like sharing a hilarious joke with your nearest and dearest. And speaking of those near and dear to us, who could forget about our beloved grandparents? They always seem to have a story up their sleeve and the warmest hugs around.
But did you know that they can also be absolutely side-splittingly funny? Trust me on this one because I’ve got 75 rib-tickling jokes all about grandparents that will leave you gasping for air from laughing so hard!
List of Jokes About Grandparents
1. Why did the grandma put her money in the freezer? She wanted cold hard cash!
2. What do you call a grandpa who can’t remember where he put his glasses? Still looking!
3. Why did the grandparent bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!
4. What’s a grandparent’s favorite exercise? Running out of patience!
5. How did the grandpa win the marathon? He knew all the shortcuts!
6. What’s a grandparent’s favorite dessert? Ice cream, because it’s “grand”!
7. Why did the grandparent take up gardening? They wanted to “root” for their plants!
8. What’s a grandparent’s favorite song? “Sweet Grandchild O’ Mine”!
9. Why did the grandpa bring a ladder to the library? He wanted to reach the “high” shelves!
10. How do you make a grandma laugh on a Sunday? Tell her a “yolk”!
11. Why did the grandparent take a nap on the calendar? They wanted to sleep through the dates!
12. What do you call a grandparent who can rap? Grandmaster Flashcard!
13. Why did the grandma bring her knitting to the baseball game? She wanted to catch a “fly” ball!
14. What’s a grandparent’s favorite dance move? The “hip replacement”!
15. How do you make a grandparent’s day? Take them on a “senior” cruise!
16. Why did the grandpa bring a pillow to the golf course? He wanted to sink some “bed”!
17. What do you call a grandparent who’s always on the computer? Netizenior!
18. Why did the grandma wear a helmet to the grocery store? She heard they had “bump” sales!
19. What’s a grandparent’s favorite TV show? “The Golden Oldies”!
20. How do you make a grandparent smile? Tell them they’re “grand”!
21. Why did the grandparent bring a magnifying glass to the restaurant? They wanted to “supersize” the menu!
22. What’s a grandparent’s favorite sport? Shuffleboard, because they can “slide” into victory!
23. Why did the grandma bring a ladder to the art museum? She wanted to see the “high” art!
24. What do you call a grandparent who loves to cook? A “master chef-elder”!
25. How do you make a grandparent’s day brighter? Give them a “sun-dae”!
26. Why did the grandparent bring a pillow to the movie theater? They wanted to catch some “Z’s”!
27. What’s a grandparent’s favorite hobby? Complaining, because they’re “grumpy”!
28. Why did the grandma bring a ladder to the concert? She wanted to “climb” the charts!
29. What do you call a grandparent who loves to dance? A “groovy gramps”!
30. How do you make a grandparent giggle? Tickle their “wrinkles”!
31. Why did the grandparent bring a pillow to the beach? They wanted to “sand” comfortably!
32. What’s a grandparent’s favorite movie genre? Classics, because they’re “timeless”!
33. Why did the grandma bring a ladder to the zoo? She wanted to “climb” the animal enclosures!
34. What do you call a grandparent who’s great at karate? A “kickin’ grandmaster”!
35. How do you make a grandparent’s heart melt? Tell them they’re “irreplaceable”!
36. Why did the grandparent bring a pillow to the party? They wanted to “pillow-ize” the dance floor!
37. What’s a grandparent’s favorite board game? “Snakes and Life Alert”!
38. Why did the grandma bring a ladder to the park? She wanted to reach the “high” swings!
39. What do you call a grandparent who’s a great storyteller? A “yarn-spinning genius”!
40. How do you make a grandparent laugh on a Monday? Tell them a “grown-up” joke!
41. Why did the grandparent bring a pillow to the gym? They wanted to “rest” between sets!
42. What’s a grandparent’s favorite social media platform? “Instagramps”!
43. Why did the grandma bring a ladder to the theater? She wanted the “best seat in the house”!
44. What do you call a grandparent who loves to garden? A “blossoming sage”!
45. How do you make a grandparent’s day more colorful? Bring them a “rainbow”!
46. Why did the grandparent bring a pillow to the aquarium? They wanted to “sea” comfortably!
47. What’s a grandparent’s favorite book genre? “Whodunit” mysteries!
48. Why did the grandma bring a ladder to the fashion show? She wanted to “rise” above the crowd!
49. What do you call a grandparent who loves to sing? A “melodic matriarch”!
50. How do you make a grandparent chuckle? Tell them a “wise” joke!
51. Why did the grandparent bring a pillow to the amusement park? They wanted to “cushion” the roller coasters!
52. What’s a grandparent’s favorite game? “Bridge the Generation Gap”!
53. Why did the grandma bring a ladder to the petting zoo? She wanted to “pet” the giraffes!
54. What do you call a grandparent who’s great at chess? A “grandmaster of strategy”!
55. How do you make a grandparent’s heart soar? Tell them they’re “priceless”!
56. Why did the grandparent bring a pillow to the concert? They wanted to “rock” comfortably!
57. What’s a grandparent’s favorite card game? “52 Pickup Line Jokes”!
58. Why did the grandma bring a ladder to the football game? She wanted to “climb” the touchdown celebrations!
59. What do you call a grandparent who’s a great painter? An “artistic elder”!
60. How do you make a grandparent burst into laughter? Tell them a “senior” joke!
61. Why did the grandparent bring a pillow to the zoo? They wanted to “rest” near the lions!
62. What’s a grandparent’s favorite puzzle? “Crossword-zles”!
63. Why did the grandma bring a ladder to the bowling alley? She wanted to “reach” a perfect score!
64. What do you call a grandparent who’s a great actor? A “thespian elder”!
65. How do you make a grandparent’s day extra special? Give them a “hug-o-gram”!
66. Why did the grandparent bring a pillow to the museum? They wanted to “pillow-talk” with the paintings!
67. What’s a grandparent’s favorite video game? “Super Granny Kart”!
68. Why did the grandma bring a ladder to the beach? She wanted to “rise” above the waves!
69. What do you call a grandparent who loves to play music? A “harmonious grand maestro”!
70. How do you make a grandparent beam with joy? Tell them they’re “grand-tastic”!
71. Why did the grandparent bring a pillow to the park? They wanted to “nap” in nature!
72. What’s a grandparent’s favorite word game? “Scrabble the Generations”!
73. Why did the grandma bring a ladder to the circus? She wanted to “rise” above the clowning around!
74. What do you call a grandparent who’s a great poet? A “versified sage”!
75. How do you make a grandparent burst into laughter? Tell them a “golden years” joke!
