Hey there! Do you dread allergy season? Trust me, I feel your pain. The constant sneezing, itching and discomfort can be frustrating to say the least. But guess what? There’s a secret weapon that always comes in handy – laughter!
And as someone who has dealt with allergies for years, I have just the cure for you – 75 of the best jokes about allergies that will have you laughing ’til your sides hurt (but not from sneezing). So sit back, relax and get ready for some serious giggles!
List of Jokes About Allergies
1. Why did the pollen take a break? It needed to sneeze-tificate!
2. What did the allergic cow say? “I’m pollen in love with you!”
3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and had an allergic reaction!
4. What did the allergic flower say to the bee? “Bee-hive yourself, I’m allergic to your pollen-tics!”
5. Why did the allergy-prone person become a detective? They had a knack for solving hay-fever cases!
6. What do you call a bear with a pollen allergy? A bear with a lot of “a-choo-bearance”!
7. How did the allergic computer programmer fix their code? They used antihista-mines to debug it!
8. Why did the allergic person become a stand-up comedian? They could always deliver a punch-line with a sneeze!
9. What did the allergic snowman say? “I’m allerg-ice to the cold!”
10. Why did the allergic chef quit their job? They couldn’t handle the seasoning!
11. How did the allergic basketball player score a point? They gave their opponent a “pollen-drum”!
12. What do you call an allergic superhero? The Sneeze-avenger!
13. Why did the allergic student bring tissues to the exam? They were afraid of an outbreak of test allergies!
14. What did the allergic vampire say? “I’m allerg-ic to garlic!”
15. How do you make an allergy disappear? Hide its trigger and give it a good scare!
16. Why did the allergic person refuse to eat the pizza? It was too cheesy!
17. What did the allergic ocean say to the beach? “I’m having a sand-allergy day!”
18. Why did the allergic golfer play poorly? They kept having sneezing fits every time they swung!
19. What do you call a cow with a pollen allergy? A dairy intoler-“ant”!
20. Why did the allergic person become a DJ? They knew how to “spin” the allergens away!
21. What did the allergic rabbit say? “I’m allerg-hare-ic to carrots!”
22. How did the allergic actor prepare for their role? They took antihistamines to avoid “a-stage-nation”!
23. Why did the allergic person bring a ladder to the restaurant? They wanted to eat “a-la-pollen”!
24. What do you call an allergic cat? A feline with a bad “a-choo-ditude”!
25. Why did the allergic person become a gardener? They enjoyed playing “sneeze and seek” with plants!
26. What did the allergic dog say to the cat? “I’m allerg-bark to your fur!”
27. How did the allergic astronaut deal with allergies in space? They used “a-choo-spray” to keep their nasal passages clear!
28. Why did the allergic person become a marathon runner? They loved to race against their own allergies!
29. What did the allergic clock say? “I’m allerg-tick to pollen time!”
30. How did the allergic magician perform tricks? They made the allergens disappear with a sneeze of hand!
31. Why did the allergic person bring a fan to the park? To blow away the pollen and have some “a-breeze-ment”!
32. What did the allergic lion say? “I’m allerg-RAW to meat!”
33. How did the allergic artist create their masterpiece? They used tissues instead of brushes!
34. Why did the allergic person become a firefighter? They were experts at extinguishing allergy flames!
35. What did the allergic tree say to the wind? “Stop blowing your allergens all over me!”
36. How did the allergic chef spice up their dishes? They used “a-sneeze-a” pepper!
37. Why did the allergic person refuse to go to the petting zoo? They were afraid of fur-ther complications!
38. What did the allergic spider say? “I’m allerg-ic to flies!”
39. How did the allergic engineer fix their machine? They installed a special filter for pollen bugs!
40. Why did the allergic person become a race car driver? They loved the thrill of speed and a constant breeze!
41. What did the allergic elephant say? “I’m allerg-tusk to peanuts!”
42. Why did the allergic person bring an umbrella to the party? They didn’t want to get caught in a shower of allergens!
43. How did the allergic fisherman deal with allergies on the boat? They wore a pollen-net hat!
44. What do you call an allergic lizard? A reptile with a severe “a-choo-te”!
45. Why did the allergic person become a pilot? They loved to fly high above the pollen clouds!
46. What did the allergic bear say? “I’m allerg-bear to honey!”
47. How did the allergic teacher manage allergies in the classroom? They taught the students to “a-choo-te” their snacks wisely!
48. Why did the allergic person refuse to go to the library? They were afraid of catching “bookworm-allergies”!
49. What did the allergic monkey say? “I’m allerg-banana to bananas!”
50. How did the allergic astronaut handle allergies on the moon? They wore an “a-choo-helmet”!
51. Why did the allergic person become a painter? They enjoyed creating “a-chew-brush” masterpieces!
52. What did the allergic bird say? “I’m allerg-feather to worms!”
53. How did the allergic musician perform on stage? They blew their nose and played a “sneeze-ophone”!
54. Why did the allergic person bring a vacuum cleaner to the picnic? They wanted to suck up all the pollen!
55. What do you call an allergic snake? A reptile with a bad “a-choo-tude”!
56. Why did the allergic person become a journalist? They could always sniff out a good story!
57. What did the allergic giraffe say? “I’m allerg-neck-ted to leaves!”
58. How did the allergic painter deal with sneezing fits? They used a “canvas-cover” to prevent art contamination!
59. Why did the allergic person refuse to go to the circus? They were afraid of allergic reactions to animal dander!
60. What did the allergic snake say? “I’m allerg-hiss-tic to mice!”
61. How did the allergic chef handle allergens in the kitchen? They wore a mask and cooked with “a-choo-frescoes”!
62. Why did the allergic person bring a broom to the theater? They wanted to sweep away all the allergens during the show!
63. What do you call an allergic kangaroo? A marsupial with a hoppy case of allergies!
64. Why did the allergic person become a photographer? They loved capturing “a-choo-tiful” moments!
65. What did the allergic monkey say? “I’m allerg-banana-ic to peanuts!”
66. How did the allergic dancer perform on stage? They pirouetted and sneezed with grace!
67. Why did the allergic person bring an air purifier to the beach? They wanted to enjoy the ocean without allergen interference!
68. What did the allergic zebra say? “I’m allerg-stripe to grass!”
69. How did the allergic writer come up with ideas? They let their imagination run wild while sneezing!
70. Why did the allergic person refuse to go to the circus? They were afraid of clowns with “allergiggle” syndrome!
71. What did the allergic penguin say? “I’m allerg-fish to fish!”
72. How did the allergic cyclist deal with allergies on the road? They wore a special mask and pedaled with determination!
73. Why did the allergic person become a lifeguard? They could always spot a wave of allergies!
74. What did the allergic butterfly say? “I’m allerg-flutter to pollen!”
75. How did the allergic detective solve the case? They followed the trail of sneezes and uncovered the culprit!
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