Hey there, fellow Cleveland Browns fans! Are you in desperate need of a good laugh? Or maybe you’re just a die-hard masochist looking for new ways to torture yourself? Get ready to chuckle (or wince) your way through 75 hilarious jokes about the struggles of being a Browns fan.
We’re going to have some serious fun here by exploring some of the most side-splitting quips about our beloved team. Nothing is off-limits when it comes to these gut-busting jokes.
List of Cleveland Browns Jokes
1. Why did the Cleveland Browns bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the tickets were in the nosebleed section!
2. What do you call a Cleveland Browns fan with half a brain? Gifted!
3. Why don’t the Cleveland Browns drink tea? Because the Patriots and Steelers have all the cups!
4. How do the Cleveland Browns count to 10? 0-1, 0-2, 0-3…
5. Why did the Cleveland Browns fan bring a ladder to the game? Because they wanted to see their team’s offense!
6. Why do the Cleveland Browns draft players with bad eyesight? Because they need someone who can’t see the mistakes they’re making!
7. How many Cleveland Browns fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’re all waiting for next season!
8. What’s the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar!
9. Why did the Cleveland Browns fan start a gardening business? Because they’re experts at picking up dirt!
10. Why did the Cleveland Browns fan bring a pencil to the game? So they could draw plays for the coaches!
11. How do you keep a Cleveland Browns player out of your yard? Put up goalposts!
12. What’s the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a pinball machine? A pinball machine scores points!
13. Why do the Cleveland Browns fans smell so bad? So even blind referees can tell they’re offensive!
14. How do you confuse a Cleveland Browns fan? Ask them to spell “Super Bowl”!
15. Why did the Cleveland Browns fan stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said “concentrate”!
16. What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common? They both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
17. Why don’t Cleveland Browns fans ever get their morning coffee? Because the Browns can’t pick up a good “grounds” game!
18. What’s the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a jigsaw puzzle? The puzzle has a picture of what it’s supposed to look like in the end!
19. How do the Cleveland Browns ensure a winning season? They schedule more games against themselves!
20. Why did the Cleveland Browns player bring a pillow to the game? Because he heard it was a “soft” defense!
21. What’s the best way to teach a Cleveland Browns player to tackle? Give him a dollar and tell him to touch it!
22. How do you stop a Cleveland Browns fan from beating their head against the wall? Take away their bottle of whiskey!
23. What’s the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a bra? A bra has two cups!
24. Why don’t the Cleveland Browns drink Pepsi? Because they can’t pick up the “fizz”!
25. How do you make a Cleveland Browns fan stop biting their nails? Make them wear shoes!
26. What do you call a Cleveland Browns player who helps you win the lottery? A myth!
27. Why did the Cleveland Browns fan go to the bank? To check if they had any “rush”ing yards!
28. How do the Cleveland Browns improve their passing game? By removing the mirror from the field!
29. What’s the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking!
30. Why did the Cleveland Browns player go to art school? To learn how to draw a holding penalty!
31. How do the Cleveland Browns fans separate the men from the boys? With a restraining order!
32. What do you call a Cleveland Browns player with a Super Bowl ring? Lost!
33. Why did the Cleveland Browns fan bring a ladder to the game? They wanted a better view of the Browns’ winning record!
34. How do you get a Cleveland Browns fan to stop looking through your window? Just change the channel!
35. What’s the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a cheerleader? The cheerleader can make it to the end zone!
36. Why don’t the Cleveland Browns use the internet? They can’t seem to get a good connection in the end zone!
37. How do the Cleveland Browns coaches find their players in the dark? They just follow the sound of the turnovers!
38. What’s the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a parking lot? A parking lot has lines!
39. Why don’t Cleveland Browns players use cell phones? Because they can’t find the receiver!
40. How do you keep a Cleveland Browns player from drowning? Take your foot off their head!
41. What do you call a Cleveland Browns player with a championship ring? Old-timer!
42. Why did the Cleveland Browns fan bring a ladder to the game? They wanted to see their team reach new lows!
43. How many Cleveland Browns players does it take to change a tire? Only one, unless it’s a blowout, then they all show up!
44. What do you call a Cleveland Browns player with no Super Bowl wins? An underachiever!
45. Why did the Cleveland Browns player bring a flashlight to the game? Because they heard the defense could use some “lighting” up!
46. How do the Cleveland Browns coaches ensure their players get enough exercise? They make them run from the fans!
47. What do you call a Cleveland Browns player with a college degree? A miracle!
48. Why don’t Cleveland Browns players eat bananas? They can’t find the end zone!
49. How do you confuse a Cleveland Browns player? Put them in front of a mirror and ask them who’s to blame for their record!
50. What’s the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a broken clock? The broken clock is right twice a day!
51. Why don’t the Cleveland Browns use bookmarks? Because they can’t seem to find the end zone!
52. How many Cleveland Browns players does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’re still in the dark!
53. What’s the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill? You can still get something for a dollar!
54. Why did the Cleveland Browns fan bring a ladder to the game? Because they needed a way to escape the disappointment!
55. How do the Cleveland Browns players stay cool during games? They stand next to the fans!
56. What do you call a Cleveland Browns player with a playoff win? Retired!
57. Why did the Cleveland Browns player go to the dentist? To get their “tooth”downs checked!
58. How do the Cleveland Browns coaches motivate their players? They remind them that there’s always next year!
59. What’s the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a broken pencil? The pencil has a point!
60. Why did the Cleveland Browns fan bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the team was climbing up the power rankings!
61. How do you keep a Cleveland Browns fan in suspense? I’ll tell you next season!
62. What do you call a Cleveland Browns player who’s won the MVP award? A dream!
63. Why did the Cleveland Browns player go to the doctor? To get their hearing checked, they couldn’t hear the fans booing!
64. How do the Cleveland Browns coaches ensure their players get enough water during games? They tell them to chase the Gatorade truck!
65. What’s the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dumpster fire? At least the dumpster fire has some heat!
66. Why don’t Cleveland Browns players use elevators? They can’t seem to find the “up” button!
67. How do you make a Cleveland Browns fan’s day? Cancel the game!
68. What do you call a Cleveland Browns player who’s won the Super Bowl? A visitor!
69. Why did the Cleveland Browns player bring a map to the game? They needed help finding the end zone!
70. How do the Cleveland Browns coaches ensure their players get enough sleep? They show them game tapes!
71. What’s the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a remote control? A remote control actually controls something!
72. Why did the Cleveland Browns fan bring a ladder to the game? To help them reach their “heights” of disappointment!
73. How many Cleveland Browns fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’re used to living in the Browns’ shadow!
74. What do you call a Cleveland Browns player with a winning season? An imaginary player!
75. Why did the Cleveland Browns player go to the eye doctor? To get their vision checked, they couldn’t see the end zone!
