75 Hilarious Cincinnati Bengals Jokes That Will Score a Laugh

Hey there, Bengals fans! If you’re looking for a good chuckle from the disappointment that often comes with being a die-hard supporter of Cincinnati’s football team, you’ve come to the right place.

We’ll be taking shots at everything from player names to rival teams – no topic is off-limits when it comes to poking fun at our beloved Bengals!

List of Cincinnati Bengals Jokes

 

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1. Why did the Cincinnati Bengals hire a meteorologist? Because they needed someone to predict their losing streaks!
2. Why did the Bengals coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback a “change” of position!
3. Why did the Bengals wear uniforms with stripes? So it’s easier for the referees to count their penalties!
4. Why did the Bengals bring a ladder to the football game? Because they heard the Lions had a “high” chance of winning!
5. What did the Bengals fan say after their team won a game? “I must be dreaming!”
6. Why did the Bengals hire a comedian as their head coach? To make their fans laugh instead of cry!
7. What do you call a Bengal player who can catch a football? A miracle!
8. Why did the Bengals ban the use of mirrors in their locker room? Because they didn’t want any reflection of their record!
9. How do Bengals players stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!
10. Why did the Bengals bring a map to the Super Bowl? Because they wanted to find their way to the end zone!
11. Why did the Bengals quarterback bring a ladder to the game? So he could reach the top of the NFL’s interception list!
12. What do you call it when a Bengal’s fan takes a job as a fortune teller? A career change!
13. Why did the Bengals install a new clock in their stadium? To give the fans a reminder of how much time they’ve wasted!
14. What’s the difference between the Bengals and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar!
15. Why don’t Bengals players eat cereal? Because they always choke in the bowl!
16. Why don’t Bengals players use elevators? They can’t handle the “ups” and downs!
17. What do the Bengals and a possum have in common? They both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
18. Why did the Bengals buy an artificial turf field? Because it’s the closest thing they’ll get to a “winning” surface!
19. What’s the difference between a Bengals fan and a puppy? Eventually, the puppy stops whining!
20. Why did the Bengals bring a ladder to the Super Bowl? Because they heard the trophy was “out of reach”!

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21. What’s the Bengals’ favorite type of music? Blues!
22. What’s the difference between the Bengals and a box of crayons? The box of crayons has brighter prospects!
23. Why did the Bengals hire a chef for their team? Because they needed someone who could handle a lot of turnovers!
24. Why did the Bengals get a new quarterback coach? Because their old one couldn’t handle the “passing” game!
25. What do you call a Bengal player with a Super Bowl ring? A thief!
26. Why did the Bengals start a gardening club? Because they wanted to cultivate a winning attitude!
27. Why did the Bengals players start a band? Because they were tired of playing second fiddle!
28. What do you call a Bengals player with a championship ring? A time traveler!
29. Why did the Bengals quarterback bring a pencil to the game? Because he wanted to erase his mistakes!
30. What’s the difference between the Bengals and a broken clock? The broken clock is right twice a day!
31. Why did the Bengals invest in new office furniture? Because they needed better chairs for their injured players!
32. Why did the Bengals hire a magician as their head coach? Because they wanted someone who could make their losses disappear!
33. What’s the difference between the Bengals and a jigsaw puzzle? With a jigsaw puzzle, the pieces eventually come together!
34. Why did the Bengals hire a math tutor for their players? Because they needed help with their “counting” skills!
35. Why don’t Bengals players use cell phones? They can’t find any reception in the end zone!
36. Why did the Bengals put a new turf in their stadium? Because they wanted to see their players “grass”ping for success!
37. What do you call a Bengals fan with half a brain? Gifted!
38. Why did the Bengals install a mirror on their practice field? So their players could see what success looks like!
39. What’s the difference between the Bengals and a bowling ball? You can only get three strikes in bowling!
40. Why did the Bengals invest in a new scoreboard? Because their old one couldn’t count to double digits!

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41. Why did the Bengals hire a yoga instructor? Because they needed help with all their “stretching” plays!
42. What do you call a Bengal player who wins a game? A visitor!
43. Why did the Bengals hire a motivational speaker? Because their players needed encouragement to show up!
44. What’s the difference between the Bengals and a shopping cart? A shopping cart has a mind of its own!
45. Why did the Bengals bring a map to the game? Because they were lost without any direction!
46. What’s the difference between the Bengals and a popcorn machine? The popcorn machine knows how to make things “pop”!
47. Why did the Bengals hire a chef? Because they wanted to serve up more turnovers!
48. Why did the Bengals invest in a new water fountain? Because their old one couldn’t handle all the tears!
49. What’s the difference between the Bengals and a light bulb? A light bulb is brighter and can handle more wattage!
50. Why did the Bengals hire a zookeeper? Because their players were going wild!
51. What do you call a Bengals player who actually catches a pass? A rare sighting!
52. Why did the Bengals start a construction company? Because they needed experience with building a winning team!
53. What’s the difference between the Bengals and a broken vase? You can glue the vase back together!
54. Why did the Bengals hire a meteorologist? Because they needed someone to forecast their stormy seasons!
55. Why did the Bengals hire a nutritionist? Because they needed help digesting all their losses!
56. What’s the difference between the Bengals and a remote control? The remote control actually has a chance of changing the channel!
57. Why did the Bengals install new lights in their stadium? Because their old lights couldn’t shine on a winning season!
58. Why did the Bengals invite a magician to their games? So they could see a disappearing act that wasn’t on the scoreboard!
59. What’s the difference between the Bengals and a puzzle? A puzzle eventually comes together, while the Bengals never do!
60. Why did the Bengals start a comedy club? To distract their fans from the constant disappointment!

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61. Why did the Bengals bring a GPS to the game? So they could find their way to a victory!
62. What’s the difference between the Bengals and a treadmill? A treadmill actually goes somewhere!
63. Why did the Bengals hire a landscaper? Because they wanted their field to be the only thing that looked green!
64. What do you call a Bengals player who can throw a touchdown pass? A unicorn!
65. Why did the Bengals start a dance troupe? So they could have something to cheer about!
66. What’s the difference between the Bengals and a broken record? A broken record eventually stops repeating itself!
67. Why did the Bengals invest in new helmets? Because their old ones couldn’t protect them from embarrassment!
68. Why did the Bengals bring a fan to the game? Because they needed someone who actually had high hopes!
69. What’s the difference between the Bengals and a library? A library has more successful “covers”!
70. Why did the Bengals hire a psychologist? Because they needed someone to help them cope with constant disappointment!
71. What do you call it when a Bengals player intercepts a pass? A rare occurrence!
72. Why did the Bengals start a circus? Because they wanted to provide entertainment even when they weren’t playing!
73. Why did the Bengals hire a hairstylist? Because they needed someone to give them a fresh start!
74. What’s the difference between the Bengals and a broken compass? A broken compass still knows which way is up!
75. Why did the Bengals invite a hypnotist to their team meetings? Because they needed someone to help them forget their losses!

 

 

 

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I know how stressful life can be, and sometimes we just need to take a break and enjoy a moment of humor. That’s why I’ve dedicated myself to finding the best jokes, memes, and videos on the internet and bringing them to you all in one place.