Hey there, fellow Boston Red Sox fans! Are you in need of a good laugh? Or perhaps you’re just searching for some sports-themed humor to brighten up your day. Well, search no further because I’ve got exactly what you need!
That’s why I’ve put together this article containing 75 hilarious jokes that are sure to make even the grumpiest fan crack a smile – whether your team is winning or not! So sit back, relax and prepare yourself for some seriously funny Boston Red Sox jokes. Whether you’re sharing them with friends at Fenway Park or enjoying them solo on your couch, I guarantee they’ll make game day even more enjoyable!
List of Boston Red Sox Jokes
1. Why did the Red Sox pitcher bring a ladder to the game? Because he heard the batters were hitting everything out of the park!
2. What did the Red Sox fan do when he caught a foul ball? He threw it back and said, “That’s not a strike in Boston!”
3. Why did the Red Sox player bring a pencil to the game? In case he needed to draw a walk!
4. What do you call it when a Red Sox player steals a base? A Boston Tea Party!
5. How do you keep a Red Sox player from stealing second base? You hide it in the outfield!
6. Why did the Red Sox manager bring a ladder to the dugout? So he could reach the high notes during the seventh-inning stretch!
7. Why did the Red Sox fan bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the view from the top was better!
8. What do you call it when the Red Sox win the World Series? A miracle!
9. How did the Red Sox fan die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him!
10. Why did the Red Sox player bring a spoon to the game? For some extra plate discipline!
11. What did the Red Sox fan say to the Yankees fan? “We’ll see you in October!”
12. Why did the Red Sox player bring a map to the game? So he could find his way to first base!
13. How did the Red Sox fan die from drinking coffee? She drowned in the tea-leaves!
14. What do you call a Red Sox player with a championship ring? Lost!
15. Why did the Red Sox fan bring a pillow to the game? Because they heard it was a sleeper!
16. What’s the difference between the Red Sox and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking!
17. Why did the Red Sox player bring a flashlight to the game? Because he heard the competition was getting dimmer!
18. What do you call a Red Sox player with no arms or legs? A Boston “no-hitter”!
19. Why did the Red Sox fan bring a bat to the game? Because she wanted to “swing” the odds in their favor!
20. What did the Red Sox fan say when they won the World Series? “I must be dreaming!”
21. Why did the Red Sox player bring a fan to the game? Because he wanted someone to cheer for him!
22. What’s the Red Sox player’s favorite kind of music? Pop-flys!
23. Why did the Red Sox fan bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to see the Green Monster up close!
24. How do you keep a Red Sox player from stealing third base? You tie their shoelaces together!
25. Why did the Red Sox player bring a deck of cards to the game? In case they needed to shuffle the lineup!
26. What did the Red Sox fan say when they won the World Series? “I knew the curse was just a bunch of hocus-pocus!”
27. Why did the Red Sox player bring a calculator to the game? Because he heard there would be a lot of number-crunching!
28. How do you make a Red Sox fan laugh on a Sunday? Tell them a joke on Monday!
29. Why did the Red Sox player bring a raincoat to the game? Because he heard there would be a lot of “pops”!
30. What do you call a Red Sox player who can’t hit a curveball? An “out”-of-towner!
31. Why did the Red Sox fan bring a ladder to the game? To get a better view of the “Wicked Curveballs”!
32. How do you stop a Red Sox player from hitting a home run? You put up a “Red Sox” sign!
33. Why did the Red Sox player bring a telescope to the game? So he could see the outfield from the dugout!
34. What do you call it when a Red Sox player hits a grand slam? Four-leaf clover!
35. Why did the Red Sox fan bring a ladder to the game? Because he heard the players were reaching for the stars!
36. How many Red Sox fans does it take to change a light bulb? None, they’d rather sit in the dark and talk about the good old days!
37. Why did the Red Sox player bring a pen to the game? Because he wanted to “strike” up a conversation!
38. What do you call it when a Red Sox player steals home plate? A “Boston Break-in”!
39. Why did the Red Sox fan bring a ladder to the game? Because he heard there would be a high number of “runs”!
40. What’s the difference between the Red Sox and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar!
41. Why did the Red Sox player bring a calculator to the game? Because he wanted to keep track of his batting “average”!
42. What do you call a Red Sox player with a World Series ring? Old!
43. Why did the Red Sox fan bring a ladder to the game? To get a better view of the “Monster Mash”!
44. How do you keep a Red Sox player from stealing home? You hide the plate!
45. Why did the Red Sox player bring a broom to the game? In case they needed to “sweep” the series!
46. What do you call a Red Sox player who can’t catch a pop fly? Out of “sight”!
47. Why did the Red Sox fan bring a ladder to the game? Because he heard there would be a “high fly”!
48. How do you make a Red Sox fan stop biting their nails? Give them a roster!
49. Why did the Red Sox player bring a dictionary to the game? Because he wanted to “pitch” some new words!
50. What’s the difference between the Red Sox and a drum? A drum makes noise when you beat it!
51. Why did the Red Sox fan bring a ladder to the game? To reach the “home run” derby!
52. How do you make a Red Sox fan’s heart skip a beat? Show them the championship trophy!
53. Why did the Red Sox player bring a parachute to the game? In case he needed to “drop” a fly ball!
54. What do you call a Red Sox player who can hit a curveball? An “all-star”!
55. Why did the Red Sox fan bring a ladder to the game? To climb up to the “Green Monster” seats!
56. How do you keep a Red Sox player from stealing home? You put up a “No Trespassing” sign!
57. Why did the Red Sox player bring a magnifying glass to the game? To get a closer look at the strike zone!
58. What do you call a Red Sox player with no glove? A “bare”-ly adequate fielder!
59. Why did the Red Sox fan bring a ladder to the game? To “rise up” and support the team!
60. How do you make a Red Sox fan’s day? Tell them the Yankees lost!
61. Why did the Red Sox player bring a dictionary to the game? So he could “catch” all the words!
62. What do you call it when a Red Sox player hits a walk-off home run? A “Boston Blast”!
63. Why did the Red Sox fan bring a ladder to the game? Because they wanted to “climb” the standings!
64. How do you keep a Red Sox player from stealing bases? You lock the dugout!
65. Why did the Red Sox player bring a book to the game? For some “baseball” reading!
66. What’s the difference between the Red Sox and a hot dog? A hot dog can feed a family of four!
67. Why did the Red Sox fan bring a ladder to the game? To get a “bird’s-eye” view of the action!
68. How do you make a Red Sox fan’s eyes light up? Shine a spotlight on Fenway Park!
69. Why did the Red Sox player bring a compass to the game? To find his way to home plate!
70. What do you call it when a Red Sox player hits a line drive? A “Boston Bullet”!
71. Why did the Red Sox fan bring a ladder to the game? To get a better look at the “monster hits”!
72. How do you keep a Red Sox player from stealing? You take away their “socks”!
73. Why did the Red Sox player bring a whistle to the game? To call a fair “Fenway foul”!
74. What do you call a Red Sox player who can’t hit a fastball? A “catcher”!
75. Why did the Red Sox fan bring a ladder to the game? Because they wanted to “rise” above the competition!
