Hey there, fellow Mariners enthusiasts! Are you feeling a little down in the dumps lately? Well, don’t despair – laughter is the best medicine, after all. As someone who’s been rooting for the team for years (through thick and thin), I know how important it is to inject some humor into those tough moments. And let’s face it: when it comes to the Mariners, we’ve had our fair share of heartache.
So guess what? I’ve got a treat for you today! In this article, I’ve rounded up 75 hilarious jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone (no pun intended…okay maybe just a little). So sit back and get ready to laugh your socks off – let’s go Mariners!
List of Seattle Mariners Jokes
1. Why did the Seattle Mariners bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the Astros had a high batting average!
2. What did the Seattle Mariners fan say to their TV? “You’re the only one who understands me.”
3. Why did the Seattle Mariners build a new stadium? Because they wanted to see what a winning team looked like!
4. Why did the Seattle Mariners sign a bunch of mathletes? Because they needed someone to calculate their chances of winning!
5. What’s the difference between the Seattle Mariners and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill!
6. Why did the Seattle Mariners install a swimming pool in their outfield? So their players could have a place to relax during the games!
7. Why did the Seattle Mariners coach bring a map to the game? Because he heard they were lost!
8. What did the Seattle Mariners fan say after they won a game? “I must be dreaming!”
9. Why did the Seattle Mariners hire a mathematician as their new manager? Because they needed someone who could count to ten!
10. How do the Seattle Mariners keep their players cool during hot games? They give them a fan base!
11. What’s the difference between the Seattle Mariners and a vacuum cleaner? The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside!
12. Why did the Seattle Mariners change their uniforms to orange? Because it’s the color of warning!
13. What did one Seattle Mariners player say to another player after they lost a game? “We can’t even catch a break!”
14. Why did the Seattle Mariners bring a broom to the game? Because they heard the other team was really good at sweeping!
15. What do you call a Seattle Mariners player with a World Series ring? A collector’s item!
16. Why did the Seattle Mariners player bring a ladder to the dugout? Because they heard there was a higher chance of winning up there!
17. How do the Seattle Mariners plan their team meetings? They use a Magic 8-Ball!
18. Why did the Seattle Mariners hire a magician as their pitching coach? Because their pitchers keep disappearing!
19. What do you call a Seattle Mariners player who can run faster than light? A mirage!
20. Why did the Seattle Mariners install a roller coaster in their stadium? Because they wanted their fans to experience ups and downs!
21. What do the Seattle Mariners and a smartphone have in common? Neither one can make a call!
22. Why did the Seattle Mariners player bring a dictionary to the game? So they could look up the definition of “win”!
23. How do the Seattle Mariners count to ten? 0-1, 0-2, 0-3…
24. Why did the Seattle Mariners start selling puzzle books at their games? Because they wanted their fans to have something to do during the endless innings!
25. What’s the difference between the Seattle Mariners and a horror movie? In a horror movie, the suspense actually builds up!
26. Why did the Seattle Mariners player bring a shovel to the game? Because they were tired of digging themselves into a hole!
27. How do the Seattle Mariners players communicate on the field? They use Morse code for “help”!
28. What do you call a Seattle Mariners player who can throw a fastball over a mountain? An exaggeration!
29. Why did the Seattle Mariners hire a chef as their pitching coach? Because their pitchers keep serving up home runs!
30. What’s the difference between the Seattle Mariners and a circus? The circus has a chance to win!
31. Why did the Seattle Mariners player bring a telescope to the game? So they could see the playoffs from a distance!
32. How do the Seattle Mariners players stay motivated during tough games? They imagine they’re playing against the Mariners!
33. What do you call a Seattle Mariners player who can hit a home run? Unrealistic fiction!
34. Why did the Seattle Mariners start selling “I Survived a Mariners Game” T-shirts? Because their fans needed a badge of honor!
35. What’s the difference between the Seattle Mariners and a broken clock? The broken clock is right twice a day!
36. Why did the Seattle Mariners player bring a parachute to the game? Because they were expecting a free fall!
37. How do the Seattle Mariners players stay entertained during blowout games? They have a contest to see who can count the empty seats the fastest!
38. What’s the difference between the Seattle Mariners and a soap opera? The soap opera has more drama and a better storyline!
39. Why did the Seattle Mariners hire a meteorologist as their outfield coach? Because their outfielders can’t catch anything!
40. What do you call a Seattle Mariners player who can steal a base? A mythical creature!
41. Why did the Seattle Mariners bring a compass to the game? Because they needed help finding their way to a win!
42. How do the Seattle Mariners players celebrate a victory? They check the calendar to make sure it’s not April Fools’ Day!
43. What’s the difference between the Seattle Mariners and a jigsaw puzzle? The puzzle has a solution!
44. Why did the Seattle Mariners player bring a helmet to the game? Because they heard there would be a lot of “head-first” slides!
45. How do the Seattle Mariners players deal with defeat? They start practicing their golf swings!
46. What do you call a Seattle Mariners player with a perfect batting average? A fictional character!
47. Why did the Seattle Mariners hire a comedian as their bench coach? Because they needed someone to lighten the mood!
48. What’s the difference between the Seattle Mariners and a lost puppy? Eventually, someone will find the puppy!
49. Why did the Seattle Mariners player bring a map to the game? So they could find their way back to the dugout!
50. How do the Seattle Mariners players prepare for a tough game? They practice their post-game excuses!
51. What do you call a Seattle Mariners player who can hit a grand slam? An urban legend!
52. Why did the Seattle Mariners start selling “Hope for the Future” jerseys? Because they needed something to sell besides disappointment!
53. What’s the difference between the Seattle Mariners and a black hole? The black hole has more wins!
54. Why did the Seattle Mariners player bring a notepad to the game? So they could keep track of all the losses!
55. How do the Seattle Mariners players improve their fielding skills? They play catch with a brick wall!
56. What do you call a Seattle Mariners player who can pitch a perfect game? A mythical creature!
57. Why did the Seattle Mariners hire a psychic as their batting coach? Because they needed someone to predict when they’ll score!
58. What’s the difference between the Seattle Mariners and a broken record? The broken record eventually stops repeating itself!
59. Why did the Seattle Mariners player bring a compass to the plate? So they could find their way back to the dugout!
60. How do the Seattle Mariners players stay positive during losing streaks? They imagine they’re on a secret mission to test their resilience!
61. What do you call a Seattle Mariners player who can catch a fly ball? A miracle!
62. Why did the Seattle Mariners start selling self-help books at their games? Because their fans needed guidance!
63. What’s the difference between the Seattle Mariners and a bucket of sand? The bucket of sand has a better chance of catching something!
64. Why did the Seattle Mariners player bring a suitcase to the game? Because they were ready to pack it in!
65. How do the Seattle Mariners players motivate themselves during extra innings? They pretend they’re playing a doubleheader!
66. What do you call a Seattle Mariners player who can steal home? A work of fiction!
67. Why did the Seattle Mariners start selling umbrellas at their games? Because their fans needed something to shield them from disappointment!
68. What’s the difference between the Seattle Mariners and a broken compass? The broken compass still knows which way to go!
69. Why did the Seattle Mariners player bring a dictionary to the plate? So they could look up the definition of “hitting”!
70. How do the Seattle Mariners players relax after a tough loss? They watch highlight reels of the other teams!
71. What do you call a Seattle Mariners player who can pitch a no-hitter? An urban legend!
72. Why did the Seattle Mariners start selling “Better Luck Next Year” merchandise? Because their fans needed a silver lining!
73. What’s the difference between the Seattle Mariners and a sinking ship? At least the ship had a few good years!
74. Why did the Seattle Mariners player bring a camera to the game? So they could capture their opponents’ celebration!
75. How do the Seattle Mariners players stay positive during a winless season? They pretend they’re part of a reality TV show with a dramatic comeback!
