Hey there! Looking for a good belly laugh? Well, you’re in luck because I’ve got just the thing for you. As someone who’s been studying Halloween humor for years, I’ve gathered up 75 witch jokes that are bound to get you giggling.
Even if witches aren’t typically your cup of tea, these jokes will leave you cackling and cracking up like no other. You’ll find everything from classic one-liners to puns so clever they might just put a spell on you.
So sit back, grab some popcorn (or candy corn), and get ready to have your funny bone tickled until it breaks. Together we’ll explore these 75 side-splittingly funny witch jokes!
List of Jokes About Witches
1. What did the witch say to the ghost at the party? Don’t spook me, I’m already witching!
2. Why did the witch become a chef? Because she wanted to cast delicious spells!
3. How does a witch tell time? With her witch watch!
4. Why did the witch join a gym? She wanted to keep her broomstick figure!
5. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
6. Why don’t witches wear flat shoes? They prefer to be well-heeled!
7. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!
8. How do witches keep their hair in place? With scare-spray!
9. What do witches use to style their hair? Spell-gel!
10. Why did the witch become an actress? She loved playing spellbinding roles!
11. What do you call a witch who goes to the beach but doesn’t swim? A dry-cicle!
12. How do witches keep their skin looking young? They use broomstick cream!
13. What’s a witch’s favorite type of music? Spellbound!
14. Why did the witch take up knitting? She wanted to make magic loops!
15. How do witches send messages? By “hex”press delivery!
16. What do you call a witch who plays basketball? A hoop witch!
17. Why did the witch bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
18. How does a witch make coffee? She uses a hex-presso machine!
19. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet!
20. Why did the witch bring her cat to the computer store? She needed a new mouse!
21. How do witches keep their clothes clean? They use broom and detergent!
22. What do you call a witch who goes to the doctor? A hex-pert!
23. Why did the witch go to the baseball game? She heard they were using “witching” balls!
24. How do witches apologize? They say, “I’m sorry, I cast that spell in the heat of the broom!”
25. What did the witch say to the witch doctor? Can you help me get rid of these hex-plosions?
26. Why did the witch take up gardening? She wanted to grow “spells” in her backyard!
27. How does a witch start a conversation? “Eye of newt, how are you?”
28. What do you call a witch who loves the beach? A sandy-witch!
29. Why did the witch get a ticket at the concert? She was flying off the handle!
30. How does a witch decorate her house for Halloween? With scare-puters!
31. What’s a witch’s favorite kind of pizza? Deep pan, pepper-ony, broomstick crust!
32. Why did the witch bring a ladder to the barbershop? She wanted a hair-raising experience!
33. How does a witch keep her skin looking so flawless? She uses spell-fie filters!
34. What do witches use to clean their floors? Broom and gloom!
35. Why did the witch bring a ladder to the library? She wanted to reach the spell books on the higher shelves!
36. How do witches stay organized? They use broomstick calendars!
37. What do you call a witch who’s good at archery? A bullseye-cle!
38. Why did the witch bring her broomstick to the art gallery? She wanted to brush up on her flying colors!
39. How does a witch make her potions smell good? She uses “brew”tiful fragrances!
40. What do you call a witch who goes to the beach and swims all day? A sea-witch!
41. Why did the witch take up dancing? She wanted to put a spell on the dance floor!
42. How do witches communicate over long distances? They use “spell”-phones!
43. What do witches use to clean their windows? Broom and “glum” cleaner!
44. Why did the witch bring a ladder to the movie theater? She wanted to catch a “flying” film!
45. How do witches stay fit? They do broom-obics!
46. What do you call a witch who lives in the desert? A sand-hag!
47. Why did the witch bring her broomstick to the restaurant? She wanted a flying dinner!
48. How do witches keep their teeth clean? They use spell paste!
49. What’s a witch’s favorite dance move? The “twi-stitch”!
50. Why did the witch go to the comedy club? She heard they had wickedly funny jokes!
51. What do you call a witch who travels a lot? A broom-sticker!
52. How do witches clean their clothes? They use cauldron detergent!
53. Why did the witch bring her broomstick to the concert? She wanted to rock on a “high” note!
54. How do witches take notes in class? With spell-check!
55. What do you call a witch who goes skydiving? A broom jumper!
56. Why did the witch bring her broomstick to the pet store? She wanted a new “witch”-tual pet!
57. How do witches stay entertained? They watch “spell”-evision!
58. What’s a witch’s favorite fruit? Bruised berries!
59. Why did the witch bring a ladder to the shoe store? She wanted to find the perfect pair of “witch”-y shoes!
60. How do witches take care of their nails? With spell polish!
61. What do you call a witch who’s good at baking? A “recipe”-tress!
62. Why did the witch bring her broomstick to the gym? She wanted to work on her flying muscles!
63. How do witches travel long distances? They take the “spell”way!
64. What do you call a witch who’s a great singer? A “spell”-ebritchy!
65. Why did the witch bring a ladder to the bakery? She wanted to reach the “highestry” treats!
66. How do witches organize their potions? They use spellbinders!
67. What do you call a witch who’s a fashion model? A “glam-pyre”!
68. Why did the witch bring her broomstick to the zoo? She wanted to see the “flying” animals!
69. How do witches keep their brooms in good condition? They sweepstakes!
70. What do you call a witch who’s good at math? A “spell”-culator!
71. Why did the witch bring a ladder to the theater? She wanted a “spell”-binding view of the stage!
72. How do witches stay warm in winter? They wear “spell”-ar coats!
73. What do you call a witch who’s a great detective? A “spell”-o!
74. Why did the witch bring her broomstick to the amusement park? She wanted to ride the “flying” roller coasters!
75. How do witches stay organized with their spells? They use broomstick spell binders!
