Are you in the mood for a good belly laugh? Well then, do I have a treat in store for you! Whether you’re someone who loves poking fun at the quirks and idiosyncrasies of different states or simply looking to add some humor to your day, this article is sure to leave you grinning from ear to ear.
I can vouch for the unique hilarity that comes with living in America’s Dairyland. In this piece, I’ve compiled 75 side-splitting jokes about Wisconsin that are bound to make you chuckle, guffaw and maybe even snort with laughter!
List of Jokes About Wisconsin
1. Why did the cheese go to therapy? It had too many curds to work out!
2. What do you call a cow with no legs in Wisconsin? Ground beef!
3. Why don’t skeletons fight in Wisconsin? They have no guts!
4. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor in Wisconsin? “Where’s my John Deere?”
5. Why did the football team go to Wisconsin? To get some fresh cheese-tactics!
6. Why did the scarecrow move to Wisconsin? Because it heard the cornfields were really “earie”!
7. What did the Wisconsin native say when asked about the weather? “Cheese-it’s gonna be a cold one!”
8. Why did the Wisconsin native bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
9. What did the cheese say to the snowman in Wisconsin? “You’re so cool, I can’t help but melt for you!”
10. Why did the mushroom go to Wisconsin? Because it heard the beer was a fungi to be with!
11. Why did the Wisconsinite bring a shovel to the bakery? Because they wanted a slice of “underground” bread!
12. What did the cheese say to the Packers fan in Wisconsin? “You cheddar believe we’re the best!”
13. Why did the bicycle fall over in Wisconsin? It was two-tired!
14. What did the Wisconsinite say to their pet dog? “Sit, stay, brat!”
15. Why did the squirrel open a bakery in Wisconsin? Because it had a lot of “nutty” ideas!
16. What do you call a deer with no eyes in Wisconsin? No idea!
17. Why did the tomato turn red in Wisconsin? Because it saw the salad dressing!
18. What did the Packers fan say to the Vikings fan in Wisconsin? “Cheese your mouth before I tackle you with facts!”
19. Why did the Wisconsinite wear a helmet while shopping? Because they wanted to protect their “head” discounts!
20. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in Wisconsin? A “beer belly” snowman!
21. Why did the Wisconsinite go to the dentist? To get their “fangs” cleaned!
22. What did the cheese say to the wine in Wisconsin? “I’m so fondue you!”
23. Why did the Wisconsinite become a chef? They wanted to make every dish “grate” again!
24. What did the Packers fan say to the Bears fan in Wisconsin? “You’re bearly a challenge!”
25. Why did the Wisconsinite take a ladder to the library? Because they wanted to reach the “highly” recommended books!
26. What did the cheese say to the pencil in Wisconsin? “You make a sharp pairing!”
27. Why did the Wisconsinite bring a spoon to the park? Because they wanted to dig into some outdoor fun!
28. What do you call a fish with no eyes in Wisconsin? A “wiscon-sin”
29. Why did the Wisconsinite join a band? Because they wanted to “melody” in with the crowd!
30. What did the cheese say to the cracker in Wisconsin? “We make a gouda team!”
31. Why did the Wisconsinite bring a ladder to the theater? Because they wanted a “high” view of the show!
32. What did the Packers fan say to the Lions fan in Wisconsin? “You’re roarly not a threat!”
33. Why did the Wisconsinite become a barber? They wanted to trim the competition!
34. What did the cheese say to the computer in Wisconsin? “You’re so gouda at processing data!”
35. Why did the Wisconsinite bring a snorkel to the desert? Because they heard there were sand-witches!
36. What do you call a turtle with no shell in Wisconsin? A “hardly” turtle!
37. Why did the Wisconsinite go to the circus? To see the “whey”go-round!
38. What did the cheese say to the hamburger in Wisconsin? “You’re the patty to my cheese!”
39. Why did the Wisconsinite bring a ruler to the beach? Because they wanted to measure the “shore” fun!
40. What did the Packers fan say to the Cowboys fan in Wisconsin? “You’re not roping us in this time!”
41. Why did the Wisconsinite become a painter? They wanted to brush up on their skills!
42. What did the cheese say to the pepperoni in Wisconsin? “You spice up my life!”
43. Why did the Wisconsinite bring a parachute to the office? Because they wanted to “fall” into productivity!
44. What do you call a cat with no tail in Wisconsin? A “cheesy” cat!
45. Why did the Wisconsinite go to the zoo? To see the “cheetah” animals!
46. What did the cheese say to the crouton in Wisconsin? “Lettuce make a crunchy duo!”
47. Why did the Wisconsinite bring a hammer to the dance? Because they wanted to “nail” every move!
48. What do you call a dog with no legs in Wisconsin? It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyway!
49. Why did the Wisconsinite become a detective? They wanted to crack every cheesy case!
50. What did the cheese say to the tomato in Wisconsin? “We make a feta-liscious pair!”
51. Why did the Wisconsinite bring a broom to the beach? Because they wanted to sweep away the sand!
52. What do you call a frog with no legs in Wisconsin? A “hop”-less frog!
53. Why did the Wisconsinite go to the art museum? To admire the “wheys” of creative expression!
54. What did the cheese say to the potato chip in Wisconsin? “Let’s dip into a tasty adventure!”
55. Why did the Wisconsinite bring a ladder to the park? Because they wanted to climb to new “heights” of fun!
56. What do you call a bear with no teeth in Wisconsin? A “gummy” bear!
57. Why did the Wisconsinite become a gardener? They wanted to cultivate the cheddar-crops!
58. What did the cheese say to the bread in Wisconsin? “Let’s stick together, we’re better as a sandwich!”
59. Why did the Wisconsinite bring a magnifying glass to the forest? Because they wanted to explore the “tiny” details!
60. What do you call a bird with no feathers in Wisconsin? A “bare” bird!
61. Why did the Wisconsinite go to the comedy show? To enjoy some “cheesy” jokes!
62. What did the cheese say to the peanut butter in Wisconsin? “We spread happiness together!”
63. Why did the Wisconsinite bring a ladder to the concert? Because they wanted to “climb” to the top of the music!
64. What do you call a monkey with no bananas in Wisconsin? A “peeling” monkey!
65. Why did the Wisconsinite become a magician? They wanted to make the cheese “disappear”!
66. What did the cheese say to the cracker in Wisconsin? “You’re my perfect match!”
67. Why did the Wisconsinite bring a trampoline to the office? Because they wanted to bounce ideas around!
68. What do you call a horse with no mane in Wisconsin? A “hair”less horse!
69. Why did the Wisconsinite go to the amusement park? To ride the “cheese”-wheel!
70. What did the cheese say to the hot dog in Wisconsin? “You’re the wiener of my heart!”
71. Why did the Wisconsinite bring a ladder to the gym? Because they wanted to “step up” their fitness!
72. What do you call a snake with no scales in Wisconsin? A “smooth” snake!
73. Why did the Wisconsinite become a musician? They wanted to play the “whey”-lophone!
74. What did the cheese say to the cracker in Wisconsin? “We make an amazing pair, let’s stick together!”
75. Why did the Wisconsinite bring a fan to the desert? Because they wanted to stay “cool” in the heat!
