The Super Bowl is almost here and that means delicious food, good company, and of course – football! But what’s a gathering without some laughs to go along with it? Fear not because I have 75 side-splitting jokes lined up just for you. These chucklesome quips range from player puns to halftime show humor meaning there is something for everyone. So grab your snacks, settle in, and get ready to enjoy the game while having a good old-fashioned laugh.
List of Jokes About the Super Bowl
1. How did the football team celebrate their win? They threw a “pass”ty!
2. How do football players eat their soup? With a “tackle” spoon!
3. How do football players stay calm during the Super Bowl? They practice “end zone” meditation!
4. How do football players stay cool during the game? They sit next to the fans!
5. How do football players stay cool during the Super Bowl? They hang out in the “zone”!
6. How do football players stay cool during the Super Bowl? They sit next to the “chill”i cheese dip!
7. How do football players stay cool during the Super Bowl? They stand near the fans!
8. How do football players stay entertained during the Super Bowl? They “tackle” the halftime show!
9. How do football players stay hydrated during the game? They “tackle” some water!
10. How do football players stay warm during the game? They huddle close together!
11. How do you organize a Super Bowl party in space? You “planet”!
12. How do you stop a football game? Take away its batteries!
13. What did one football fan say to the other football fan? “Do you want to tackle some food at the Super Bowl party?”
14. What did one football say to the other football? “I’ll be your quarterback!”
15. What did the football coach say to the vending machine? “Give me my quarterback!”
16. What did the football player say to the book at the Super Bowl party? “You’re my “page”turner!”
17. What did the football player say to the cake at the Super Bowl party? “I’m “icing” you as my favorite receiver!”
18. What did the football player say to the cake? “You’re my favorite receiver!”
19. What did the football player say to the comedian at the Super Bowl party? “You really “crack” me up!”
20. What did the football player say to the football when it complained about being kicked around? “Don’t worry, I’ll always catch you!”
21. What did the football player say to the hot dog at the Super Bowl party? “You’re my favorite “ketchup”down!”
22. What did the football player say to the pencil at the Super Bowl party? “You’re my “write” hand receiver!”
23. What did the football player say to the pizza at the Super Bowl party? “You’re my “cheesy” touchdown!”
24. What did the football player say to the popcorn at the Super Bowl party? “You’re my favorite “snack”down!”
25. What did the football player say to the soccer ball? “I’ll kick it from here!”
26. What did the football player say when he found out he was traded to the bakery? “I guess I’ll be catching “dough” now!”
27. What did the football player say when he found out he was traded to the bakery? “I guess I’ll be catching “flour” now!”
28. What did the football player say when he found out he was traded to the bakery? “I guess I’ll be catching rolls now!”
29. What did the football player say when he lost his jersey? “I can’t find my football shirt, and it’s driving me nuts!”
30. What did the football say to the punter? “I get a kick out of you!”
31. What do you call a bear that loves football? A “tackle” bear!
32. What do you call a bird that plays football? A quarterback!
33. What do you call a dog that plays football? A “retriever” receiver!
34. What do you call a football player who always forgets the plays? A “fumble” bee!
35. What do you call a football player who can’t catch a cold? A “droppin’ receiver!”
36. What do you call a football player who can’t hold onto the ball? A fumble bee!
37. What do you call a football player who dances? A “twinkle toes” receiver!
38. What do you call a football player who doesn’t take showers? A “stinky” receiver!
39. What do you call a football player who’s afraid of the dark? A “fumble” bee!
40. What do you call a ghost that loves football? A “boo”mer!
41. What do you call a snowman playing football? A chilly quarterback!
42. Why did the football coach go to the bakery? To get his team some rolls!
43. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get some “quarter”backs!
44. Why did the football coach go to the pet store? To find a “ruff”eree!
45. Why did the football coach go to the zoo? To find a “lion”eman!
46. Why did the football player bring a ladder to the Super Bowl? Because he heard the tickets were “sky-high”!
47. Why did the football player bring a ladder to the Super Bowl? Because he heard the tickets were in the upper deck!
48. Why did the football player bring a pencil to the Super Bowl? Because he wanted to draw a “quarter”back!
49. Why did the football player bring string to the Super Bowl? Because he wanted to tie the score!
50. Why did the football player go to the art supply store? Because he wanted to “draw” a play!
51. Why did the football player go to the music store? Because he wanted to “score”!
52. Why did the football team bring a ladder to the Super Bowl? To reach the “high”lights!
53. Why did the football team go to the bakery after the game? To get some “sweet” touchdowns!
54. Why did the football team go to the bakery after the game? To get some turnovers!
55. Why did the football team go to the bakery before the game? To get a good roll!
56. Why did the football team go to the bakery? To get a good roll!
57. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback!
58. Why did the football team go to the beach before the game? To catch some “wave” receptions!
59. Why did the football team go to the farm before the game? To learn some “field” goal techniques!
60. Why did the football team go to the gym after the game? To “workout” their victory!
61. Why did the football team go to the gym before the game? To “tackle” their workout!
62. Why did the football team go to the library after the game? To “tackle” some reading!
63. Why did the football team go to the library before the game? To study their “rush”ing!
64. Why did the football team go to the library? To improve their “quarter”backs!
65. Why did the football team go to the movie theater before the game? To see a “blockbuster” hit!
66. Why did the football team go to the museum before the game? To see some “historic” plays!
67. Why did the football team go to the park after the game? To “tackle” some fresh air!
68. Why did the football team go to the restaurant before the game? To get some “blocking” backs!
69. Why did the football team go to the restaurant before the game? To get some “offensive” linemen!
70. Why do football players do well in school? Because they know how to tackle their studies!
71. Why don’t football players like math? Because they prefer “play” geometry!
72. Why was the football game a chef’s favorite? Because there was a lot of turnovers!
73. Why was the football game held in the bakery? Because the teams needed a good roll!
74. Why was the football stadium so cold? Because all the fans left!
75. Why was the football team so bad at gardening? Because every time they planted a seed, they threw an interception!
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