Feeling the need for some comic relief? If you’re sick of hearing the same old tired jokes, then have no fear!
Yours truly has scoured the depths of technology in search of fresh material that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. These tech-centric quips range from clever word play to short and sweet zingers that are sure to tickle your funny bone. So kick back, relax, and get ready for a whopping 75 hilarious tech-themed jokes that will leave you in stitches! Whether you’re an IT guru or just a casual observer looking for a laugh, there’s something here for everyone. Let’s dive right in, shall we?
List of Jokes About Technology
1. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
2. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
3. Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? To get to the other slide!
4. What did the Wi-Fi say to the refrigerator? You’re cool, but I’m more connected!
5. Why did the laptop bring a flashlight to bed? Because it wanted to turn on its dreams!
6. What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell!
7. Why did the smartphone go to school? Because it wanted to be a “smartphone”!
8. What do you call a computer that takes time off? A disc jockey!
9. Why was the math book sad at the party? Because it had too many odd problems!
10. What did the traffic light say to the computer? Don’t look, I’m changing!
11. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
12. Why did the PowerPoint presentation wear glasses? Because it couldn’t focus!
13. What did one computer say to the other? 010101010101010101010101
14. Why did the laptop go to therapy? It had too many screens!
15. How do you make a computer sleep? You press the space bar!
16. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
17. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many exes!
18. What did the laptop say to the coffee? You fulfill my Java needs!
19. How do you fix a broken website? With a URL-cane!
20. Why did the smartphone break up with the calculator? It found someone with more apps-eal!
21. What’s a computer’s favorite dance move? The disk-o!
22. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a “byte”!
23. How does a computer catch fish? With its internet hook!
24. What did the cellphone say to the Wi-Fi? You’re the WAN for me!
25. Why did the laptop go to school? Because it wanted to become an “educated”!
26. What did the computer say to the printer? Can I Ctrl+P your number?
27. How did the computer catch a cold? It left its Windows open!
28. Why did the smartphone go on a diet? It had too many apps!
29. Why did the laptop bring a sandwich to the office? It didn’t want to go hungry in Windows!
30. What did the computer say when it won a race? I byte the competition!
31. How did the cellphone propose to the Wi-Fi? With a ring signal!
32. Why did the computer go to the dentist? Because it had Bluetooth!
33. How does a computer take a coffee break? It hits the ESC key!
34. What’s a computer’s favorite dessert? Ice cream!
35. Why did the cellphone break up with the alarm clock? It was too “alarm-ing”!
36. Why did the computer bring a baseball bat to work? It heard it had a lot of hits!
37. How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
38. What do you call a laptop that sings? An Adele!
39. Why did the computer go to the party? To see if it could “network”!
40. How does a computer tell time? It looks at its “byte”watch!
41. Why did the cellphone go to therapy? It had too many dropped calls!
42. What do you call a computer that sings pop music? A Dell-y Parton!
43. Why did the Wi-Fi get invited to the party? It had great “connection” skills!
44. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
45. Why did the computer bring sunglasses to the party? It didn’t want to be recognized!
46. What do you call a cellphone that can sing? A smartphone!
47. Why did the PowerPoint presentation go to jail? For excessive “clip art”!
48. How do you catch a squirrel with a laptop? Just act like a nut!
49. Why did the computer go to the dance floor? To break it down!
50. What do you call a laptop that can smell? A Dell-icious!
51. Why did the cellphone bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
52. How did the computer get out of the maze? It followed the “escape” key!
53. Why did the smartphone go to the therapist? It had app-nesia!
54. What’s a computer’s favorite type of music? Algo-rhythm and blues!
55. Why did the laptop get in trouble at school? It was “spreading” rumors!
56. What do you call a cellphone that can talk? A “cell-you-lar” device!
57. Why did the PowerPoint presentation break up with the projector? It felt overshadowed!
58. How do you organize a computer party? You “Ctrl” and “delete”!
59. Why did the cellphone go to the psychologist? It was having a midlife app crisis!
60. What’s a computer’s favorite exercise? Hard-drive!
61. Why did the laptop join a band? Because it had good “keyboards”!
62. How do you know if a laptop is flirting with you? It says, “You turn me on!”
63. Why did the computer become an artist? It had pixel-perfect vision!
64. What did the cellphone say to the Wi-Fi? You’re the hotspot of my life!
65. Why did the laptop go on a diet? It wanted to shed some “megabytes”!
66. How did the computer propose to the printer? With a ring-toner!
67. Why did the Wi-Fi go to school? Because it wanted to get smarter-fied!
68. What’s a computer’s favorite type of pet? A mouse!
69. Why did the cellphone break up with the calculator? It found someone who could count on it!
70. How do you catch a squirrel with a laptop? Just act like a “tree”!
71. Why did the computer go to the gym? To get more “RAM”bunctious!
72. What did the RAM say to the processor? “I’ve got your memory on lockdown!”
73. Why did the RAM feel lonely? Because it couldn’t find a compatible memory stick!
74. How does a computer flirt with RAM? It says, “Are you a memory module? Because you make my heart skip a beat!”
75. Why did the RAM start a band? Because it had great “sync” with the rhythm!
