Are you in need of a good laugh? You’re in luck! We’ve rounded up 75 side-splitting jokes all about paper. These clever quips will have you chuckling with every fold and crease.
From mischievous paper airplane mishaps to pesky printer problems, our collection covers it all. So grab a stack of sheets, prepare to cackle uncontrollably, and get ready for some serious comedic relief!
List of Jokes About Paper
1. Why did the paperclip go to therapy? Because it had attachment issues!
2. What did the paper say to the pencil? You’ve got the “write” stuff!
3. Why did the paper go to the party? Because it wanted to get “sheet-faced”!
4. How did the paper propose to the pencil? With a diamond ring made of stationery!
5. What did the paper say to the envelope? You’ve got me “wrapped” around your finger!
6. Why did the paper get in trouble at school? Because it was always “tearing” up the place!
7. How did the paper feel after a workout? Torn between pain and gain!
8. What did the paper say to the scissors during a race? Cut you later!
9. Why did the paper go to the doctor? Because it was feeling “sheet-y”!
10. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
11. What’s a paper’s favorite type of music? Rap, because it’s all about the beats!
12. Why did the paper get a job at the bakery? Because it wanted to be a “flour” worker!
13. How does paper apologize to another paper? By saying, “I’m sorry if I’m a “fold”! “
14. What did one piece of paper say to the other during a competition? I’m gonna “cut” you down to size!
15. Why did the paper become an artist? Because it had a talent for drawing attention!
16. How does a paper stay cool in the summer? It finds some “shade” to hang out in!
17. What do you call paper that can play hide-and-seek? Stationery!
18. Why did the paper go to the casino? It wanted to try its “luck” at the craps table!
19. How do you make paper stop being sad? You give it a “lift” by adding a clip!
20. What did the paper do on its vacation? It went on a “re-leaf” trip!
21. Why did the paper become a detective? Because it always knew how to “unravel” a mystery!
22. What did the paper say to the ruler? You rule, but I’m the “sheet” genius!
23. Why did the paper visit the farm? To learn about “paperculture”!
24. How do you turn paper into gold? Put it in the shredder and sell the confetti!
25. What did the paper say to the stamp? Stick with me, and we’ll go places!
26. Why did the paper become a comedian? Because it always had a “punny” sense of humor!
27. How do you make paper stop talking? You “cut” to the chase!
28. What did the paper say to the scissors when it was afraid? I’m really “snipped” out!
29. Why did the paper bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the “house”!
30. How does paper get its news? It reads the “news-paper”!
31. Why did the paper go to the art exhibition? It wanted to see some “paper”azzi!
32. What did the paper say to the pen? Without you, I’m just “blank”!
33. Why did the paper go to the gym? To get ripped!
34. How did the paper apologize for its mistakes? With an “eraser”!
35. What did one sheet of paper say to the other in the oven? Let’s “crisp” up and get toasty!
36. Why did the paper go to the therapist? It needed someone to “unravel” its thoughts!
37. How do you make a paper airplane fly higher? Throw it off a “letter”-tall building!
38. What did the paper say to the pen during a game of tic-tac-toe? You’re “ink-redible”!
39. Why did the paper become a musician? Because it had perfect “sheet” music!
40. How do you make paper feel special? You “station” it in a prestigious position!
41. What did the paper say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? You’re “enveloping” my heart!
42. Why did the paper visit the gym? To work on its “reps”!
43. How do you keep paper organized? With paper “clips”!
44. What did one sheet of paper say to the other during a race? Let’s “tear” up the competition!
45. Why did the paper bring a ladder to the library? Because it wanted to reach the “high” shelves!
46. What did the paper say to the pen when they were collaborating on a book? We make a great “write” team!
47. Why did the paper become a lifeguard? Because it could “rescue” anyone in distress!
48. How do you make paper laugh? You “tick-le” its edges!
49. What did the paper say to the marker? You’re so “colorful”!
50. Why did the paper become a lawyer? It loved making “legal” arguments!
51. How does paper stay in shape? It does “reps” and “folds” at the gym!
52. What did one sheet of paper say to the other when they got a promotion? We’re “raised” to the next level!
53. Why did the paper go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a “date”!
54. How do you make paper feel stronger? You give it a “staple” diet!
55. What did the paper say to the scissors after a game of rock-paper-scissors? You “cut” me off guard!
56. Why did the paper go to the comedy club? It wanted to “unfold” with laughter!
57. How do you make paper feel cozy? You “fold” it into a warm blanket!
58. What did the paper say to the pen during a chess match? You’ve got the “write” moves!
59. Why did the paper take a nap? Because it was “sheet” exhausted!
60. How do you make paper feel loved? You write it a heartfelt “note”!
61. What did one sheet of paper say to the other during a game of hide-and-seek? You can’t “fold” me!
62. Why did the paper become a chef? It wanted to “whisk” things up in the kitchen!
63. How does paper cool down after a workout? It fans itself with a paper “fan”!
64. What did the paper say to the pencil during a race? You’re “lead”-ing the way!
65. Why did the paper become a gardener? It loved working with “sheet” soil!
66. How do you make paper feel fancy? You “emboss” it with a stylish design!
67. What did the paper say to the scissors when they were planning a trip? Let’s “cut” a deal and go on an adventure!
68. Why did the paper visit the circus? To see the “paper”rope artists!
69. How do you make paper feel important? You give it a “title”!
70. What did the paper say to the envelope during a romantic dinner? You’re “sealing” the deal!
71. Why did the paper become a pilot? It wanted to soar through the “skies” of opportunity!
72. How does paper stay calm under pressure? It takes a deep “breath” and stays flat!
73. What did one sheet of paper say to the other when they won the lottery? We’re “sheets” to the wind!
74. Why did the paper become a teacher? It wanted to “educate” others about its “leafy” knowledge!
75. How do you make paper feel appreciated? You write a “thank you” note and express your gratitude!
