Hey there, fellow Oregonian or soon-to-be visitor! Looking for a good chuckle? Well, you’ve come to the right place. I’ve got 75 rib-tickling jokes about our beloved state that are sure to have you in stitches.
They’re chock-full of insider knowledge and peculiarities that make Oregon so unique and wonderful. So buckle up and get ready for some serious belly laughs as we dive headfirst into the humor of Oregon together!
List of Jokes About Oregon
1. What did the Oregon tree say to the squirrel? “Why don’t you leaf me alone?”
2. Why did the Oregon duck bring an umbrella? Because it wanted to quack in the rain!
3. How did the Oregonian fix their broken bike? They used a “Portland cement”!
4. What did the Oregon coast say to the ocean? “I’m shore glad to sea you!”
5. Why did the Oregon coffee shop open early? Because they needed a “brew” start to the day!
6. What do you call an Oregonian with no raincoat? “Soaked to the bone!”
7. How did the Oregonian respond when asked if they liked camping? “I’m pining for it!”
8. Why did the Oregon hiker bring a map to the party? So they could “trail” the conversation!
9. What did the Oregonian say when asked about the weather? “I’m drizzly happy!”
10. How do Oregonians exercise during the rainy season? They do “downpilates”!
11. What’s an Oregonian’s favorite type of cookie? “Rain-bow” chocolate chip!
12. Why did the Oregon farmer become an artist? Because they had a “crop” of inspiration!
13. What did the Oregonian say to the mountain? “You rock!”
14. How do Oregonians stay warm during the winter? They have a “cascade” of blankets!
15. Why did the Oregonian bring a ladder to the garden? To “reach” new heights in gardening!
16. What did the Oregonian say to the cheese? “You make me feel gouda!”
17. How did the Oregonian feel after eating too much sushi? They were “sushi-combed”!
18. Why did the Oregonian bring a compass to the amusement park? Because they didn’t want to “get lost” in the fun!
19. What did the Oregonian say to the tornado? “You can’t “whirl” me away from here!”
20. How did the Oregonian react to winning the lottery? “I’m a jackpotato!”
21. Why did the Oregon tree get in trouble at school? It couldn’t “focus” during photosynthesis!
22. What’s an Oregonian’s favorite sport? “Forestball”!
23. How did the Oregonian react to seeing a shooting star? “I’m star-struck!”
24. Why did the Oregonian bring a shovel to the beach? To “dig” the sandcastle competition!
25. What did the Oregonian say to the mosquito? “Buzz off, I’m not a blood donor!”
26. Why did the Oregonian start a bakery? Because they kneaded a new career!
27. How did the Oregonian react to finding a four-leaf clover? “I’m fern-tastic!”
28. What did the Oregonian say to the marathon runner? “You’re a running “oregon-ade”!”
29. Why did the Oregonian bring a ladder to the concert? To “scale” the music charts!
30. How did the Oregonian respond when asked about their favorite vegetable? “I’m head over “kales” for it!”
31. What did the Oregonian say to the fishing rod? “You’re a reel catch!”
32. Why did the Oregonian become a comedian? Because they wanted to “punchline” up their life!
33. How did the Oregonian react to seeing a double rainbow? “Two-riffic!”
34. What did the Oregonian say to the owl? “You’re a wise bird!”
35. Why did the Oregonian bring a ladder to the library? To “climb” the bestseller list!
36. How did the Oregonian react to seeing a shooting star? “I’m meteor-ized!”
37. What did the Oregonian say to the tomato? “You’re a ripe friend!”
38. Why did the Oregonian start a vineyard? Because they wanted to “grape” success!
39. How did the Oregonian react to finding buried treasure? “I’m “dig”ging it!”
40. What did the Oregonian say to the bicyclist? “You’re on the right “track”!”
41. Why did the Oregonian become a gardener? They wanted to “blossom” in a new career!
42. How did the Oregonian react to winning a marathon? “I’m “run”believable!”
43. What did the Oregonian say to the chicken? “You’re an “egg”cellent friend!”
44. Why did the Oregonian bring a ladder to the art gallery? To “elevate” their appreciation for art!
45. How did the Oregonian react to seeing a meteor shower? “I’m starry-eyed!”
46. What did the Oregonian say to the carrot? “You’re a root-tiful vegetable!”
47. Why did the Oregonian start a winery? Because they wanted to “wine” down!
48. How did the Oregonian react to finding buried treasure? “I’m “treasure” thrilled!”
49. What did the Oregonian say to the cyclist? “You’re wheely great!”
50. Why did the Oregonian become a florist? Because they wanted to “bloom” with happiness!
51. How did the Oregonian react to winning a marathon? “I’m “sprint”acular!”
52. What did the Oregonian say to the cow? “You’re udderly amazing!”
53. Why did the Oregonian bring a ladder to the theater? To “climb” the stage!
54. How did the Oregonian react to seeing a meteor shower? “I’m “star”struck!”
55. What did the Oregonian say to the potato? “You’re an “apeeling” vegetable!”
56. Why did the Oregonian start a vineyard? They wanted to “vine” in a new career!
57. How did the Oregonian react to finding hidden treasure? “I’m “dig”ging it!”
58. What did the Oregonian say to the cyclist? “You’re “wheel”y awesome!”
59. Why did the Oregonian become a botanist? They wanted to “grow” their passion for plants!
60. How did the Oregonian react to winning a marathon? “I’m “speed”tacular!”
61. What did the Oregonian say to the strawberry? “You’re a “berry” sweet fruit!”
62. Why did the Oregonian bring a ladder to the concert? To “climb” the music charts!
63. How did the Oregonian respond when asked about their favorite vegetable? “I’m “root”ing for it!”
64. What did the Oregonian say to the fisherman? “You’re a “reel” expert!”
65. Why did the Oregonian become a stand-up comedian? They wanted to “crack” up the audience!
66. How did the Oregonian react to seeing a double rainbow? “Twice as “rain”bow-riffic!”
67. What did the Oregonian say to the wise owl? “You’re an “hoot”standing bird!”
68. What did the Oregonian say to the cow? “You’re utterly fantastic!”
69. Why did the Oregonian bring a ladder to the theater? To “climb” their way to stardom!
70. How did the Oregonian react to seeing a meteor shower? “I’m over the moon!”
71. What did the Oregonian say to the onion? “You bring tears of joy!”
72. Why did the Oregonian start a vineyard? They wanted to “wine” and dine!
73. How did the Oregonian react to finding a hidden treasure? “I struck gold!”
74. What did the Oregonian say to the cyclist? “You pedal like a pro!”
75. Why did the Oregonian become a florist? To “blossom” in a fragrant career!
