Feeling a little down? Need a good ol’ belly laugh to pick you up? Well, hold onto your hats folks because I’ve got just the ticket! I’ve collected 75 side-splitting jokes about Nebraska that are sure to have you in stitches!
Whether you’re a born-and-bred Nebraskan or just passing through, there’s something here for everyone. And who knows – by the end of it all, even non-Nebraska natives might find themselves giggling at our Midwestern charm!
List of Jokes About Nebraska
1. Why did the cornstalk bring a map to the field? Because it wanted to find the maize!
2. What did the Nebraska cow say to the farmer? “I’m utterly mooved by your corny jokes!”
3. Why don’t Nebraskans ever get lost? Because they have Husker-navigators!
4. How did the Nebraskan farmer find his missing tractor? He followed its “tire”acks!
5. What do you call a Nebraskan who can play the guitar? A stringbean picker!
6. Why did the scarecrow move to Nebraska? It heard the corn there was outstanding in its field!
7. What did the Nebraska football player say to the corn on the cob? “I’m gonna “husk” you up on the field!”
8. Why did the Nebraskan take his dog to the cornfield? Because he wanted it to learn to “ear”!
9. How do cornfields in Nebraska greet each other? With a corny wave!
10. Why did the Nebraskan go to the bakery? To get some “dough” for his corn farm!
11. What do you call a Nebraskan with a shovel? A stalkholder!
12. Why was the Nebraska farmer a great dancer? Because he had the “kernel” of rhythm!
13. What did the Nebraskan say when he saw a field of sunflowers? “I’m feeling “sun”-believably happy!”
14. Why did the Nebraskan take a ladder to the cornfield? To climb up the “ear”-chitecture!
15. What do you call a Nebraskan who can speak multiple languages? A linguini!
16. Why was the Nebraska pig the best at math? It had a “swine” for numbers!
17. How did the Nebraskan farmer know his cow was happy? It was always “moo”ving with joy!
18. What did the corn say to the farmer at harvest time? “Thanks for “stalk”-ing by!”
19. Why did the Nebraskan bring a ladder to the football game? Because he heard the tickets were “ear”-ly sold out!
20. What do you call a Nebraskan with a green thumb? A cornnoisseur!
21. Why was the Nebraska farmer always in a good mood? Because he had a “sunshine” attitude!
22. What do Nebraskans use to cut their corn? Kernel clippers!
23. Why did the scarecrow win an award in Nebraska? Because it was “outstanding” in its field!
24. How do Nebraskans prefer their corn cooked? They like it “husker-roasted”!
25. What do you call a Nebraskan who loves to fish? A corn-angler!
26. Why did the Nebraska farmer bring a pillow to the cornfield? Because he wanted to take a “stalk” nap!
27. What do you get when you cross a Nebraskan and a comedian? A corny jokester!
28. Why did the Nebraskan bring a ladder to the baseball game? Because he wanted to catch a “fly” ball!
29. What did the Nebraska cow say to the cornstalk? “You’ve really “stalked” up since last season!”
30. Why did the cornfield in Nebraska win an award? Because it had excellent “grain” appeal!
31. How do Nebraskans like to eat their corn? They always “ear” it up!
32. What did the Nebraska farmer say when he harvested his corn? “It’s been a-maize-ing growing with you!”
33. Why was the Nebraskan’s lawn the greenest on the block? Because it had a “stalk”er for a gardener!
34. What do you call a Nebraskan who loves to dance? A corn-on-the-cob-erina!
35. Why did the Nebraska football team have a successful season? Because they had a “husk”-y defense!
36. How did the corn introduce itself at the Nebraska state fair? “Hello, I’m an “a-maize”-ing ear!”
37. What do you call a Nebraskan with a lot of chickens? A corn-fed farmer!
38. Why did the Nebraskan bring a tape measure to the cornfield? Because he wanted to see how “ear”-regular it was!
39. What did the Nebraska scarecrow say to the birds? “Don’t “crow”d my field, feathered friends!”
40. Why did the Nebraskan take a ladder to the grocery store? Because he wanted to reach the top “shelf” corn!
41. How do Nebraskans like their corn salsa? Extra “husker”-hot!
42. What do you call a Nebraskan who loves to play hide-and-seek? A “corn”-artist!
43. Why did the Nebraska farmer bring his guitar to the cornfield? Because he wanted to “plow” some sweet tunes!
44. What did the Nebraskan say when he saw a field of poppies? “Wow, that’s a-maize-ing “corn” flowers!”
45. How did the Nebraska farmer know he had a successful harvest? He counted his “ear”-nings!
46. Why did the scarecrow join the Nebraska football team? Because it wanted to be the “field” goal kicker!
47. What do you call a Nebraskan with a talent for storytelling? A corn-narrator!
48. Why did the Nebraskan bring a camera to the cornfield? Because he wanted to “stalk” some photos!
49. How do Nebraskans greet their neighbors during harvest season? With a friendly “corn”-gratulations!
50. What did the Nebraska scarecrow say to the crows? “You “crop” up everywhere!”
51. Why was the Nebraska farmer excellent at crossword puzzles? Because he had a “kernel” for words!
52. What do you call a Nebraskan who can juggle ears of corn? A corn-artist!
53. Why did the Nebraskan bring a ladder to the concert? Because he wanted a “stalk” of the band!
54. How do Nebraskans like their coffee? “Husker”-caffeinated!
55. What did the cornfield say to the Nebraska farmer? “I’m “stalk”-full of surprises!”
56. Why did the Nebraskan bring a broom to the cornfield? Because he wanted to sweep the competition!
57. What do you call a Nebraskan who loves to solve puzzles? A cornundrum master!
58. Why did the Nebraska football team start a gardening club? Because they wanted to cultivate “field” goals!
59. How do Nebraskans like their steak? With a side of corn-fed beef!
60. What did the corn say to the Nebraskan farmer? “I “ear”-ely await your harvest!”
61. Why did the scarecrow become a chef in Nebraska? Because it loved working with fresh “crop” ingredients!
62. What do you call a Nebraskan who loves to paint? A corn-artist!
63. Why did the Nebraska farmer bring a ladder to the theater? Because he heard the play had “ear”-raising performances!
64. How do Nebraskans like to celebrate their birthdays? With a “corn”-gratulatory party!
65. What did the Nebraska scarecrow say to the wind? “You’re “stalk”-ing me everywhere I go!”
66. Why did the Nebraskan bring a wheelbarrow to the cornfield? To haul away the “ears” of his labor!
67. What do you call a Nebraskan who loves to knit? A yarnstalk!
68. Why did the Nebraska football team go on a diet? Because they wanted to be “corn”fit!
69. How do Nebraskans like their popcorn? “Husker”-buttered!
70. What did the cornfield say to the Nebraska farmer in the morning? “It’s time to rise and “ear”ly harvest!”
71. Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian in Nebraska? Because it had a “stalk”-ing sense of humor!
72. What do you call a Nebraskan who loves to sing? A corn-tonado!
73. Why did the Nebraska farmer bring a ladder to the concert? Because he wanted to “ear” the music better!
74. How do Nebraskans like to decorate their homes? With corn-amental accents!
75. What did the Nebraska scarecrow say to the pumpkin? “I’m “stalk”-ed by your perfect roundness!”
