Hey there, Mississippians! Are you ready to chuckle your socks off? Feast your eyes on my ultimate list of 75 top-tier jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. I’ve got you covered too – grab a seat and get ready to discover what makes our state so special.
We’ll be diving headfirst into everything that makes us tick – jokes about our obsession with sweet tea and crispy fried treats included. These rib-ticklers are sure to cover all the bases and leave you gasping for air. Prepare yourself for some side-splitting humor straight outta Mississippi.
List of Jokes About Mississippi
1. What did the Mississippi river say to the Gulf of Mexico? “I’m flowing with pride!”
2. Why did the computer go to Mississippi? Because it wanted a byte of Southern hospitality!
3. What did the Mississippi flag say to the wind? “Can you wave at me?”
4. Why did the scarecrow move to Mississippi? Because it heard the state was a “corny” place!
5. What did the Mississippi mosquito say to its friend? “I love the sweet Southern blood!”
6. Why did the squirrel start a band in Mississippi? Because it wanted to play acorn-y music!
7. What do you call a Mississippi pig that knows karate? A pork chop!
8. Why did the tomato turn red in Mississippi? Because it saw the Mississippi State Bulldogs!
9. What did the Mississippi tornado say to the trailer park? “I’ll be blowing through!”
10. Why did the Mississippi catfish blush? Because it saw the catfisherman!
11. What do you call a snake from Mississippi? A Mississip-py-thon!
12. Why did the pelican move to Mississippi? Because it heard the fishing was “beak”-tacular!
13. What did the Mississippi owl say to the other owl? “Whoo’s your favorite SEC team?”
14. Why did the cookie move to Mississippi? Because it wanted to be a “Mississippi Mudslide”!
15. What did the Mississippi squirrel say to the tree? “I’m nuts about you!”
16. Why did the Mississippi tomato turn green? Because it was unripe with envy!
17. What did the Mississippi cow say to the farmer? “I’m “moo”-ving to Mississippi!”
18. Why did the Mississippi chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
19. What do you call a happy pig in Mississippi? A joyful ham!
20. Why did the fisherman go to Mississippi? Because he wanted to catch some “reel” big fish!
21. What did the Mississippi basketball team say when they won the championship? “We’re “hoop”-y for victory!”
22. Why did the Mississippi ghost join a band? Because it had some “spiritual” tunes!
23. What did the Mississippi frog say to the other frog? “Hoppy to be here!”
24. Why did the tomato blush in Mississippi? Because it saw the hot pepper!
25. What do you call a singing alligator in Mississippi? A croc-a-della!
26. Why did the pig become a police officer in Mississippi? Because it wanted to be an “oink”-forcer!
27. What did the Mississippi squirrel say to its friend? “Let’s go nuts in the Magnolia State!”
28. Why did the scarecrow visit Mississippi? Because it heard the state had a “corn”-ucopia of fun!
29. What do you call a Mississippi river that can play music? A tuneful current!
30. Why did the watermelon go to Mississippi? Because it wanted to have a “juicy” adventure!
31. What did the Mississippi frog say when it won a race? “I leaped to victory!”
32. Why did the computer move to Mississippi? Because it wanted to become a “mouse”-issippi!
33. What do you call a Mississippi fish that can juggle? A “fin”-tastic performer!
34. Why did the squirrel open a bakery in Mississippi? Because it wanted to serve “nut”-ritious treats!
35. What did the Mississippi turtle say to the other turtle? “Slow and steady wins the race in the Magnolia State!”
36. Why did the tomato turn red in Mississippi? Because it saw the Ole Miss Rebels!
37. What do you call a happy cow in Mississippi? A contented moo-sician!
38. Why did the Mississippi bird go to the doctor? Because it had a case of the “tweet”-eritis!
39. What did the Mississippi scarecrow say to the crows? “You’re “crow”-ting my style!”
40. Why did the catfish start a band in Mississippi? Because it had “fin”-tastic rhythm!
41. What do you call a singing squirrel in Mississippi? A croonin’ critter!
42. Why did the Mississippi tomato turn green? Because it was envious of the okra!
43. What did the Mississippi pig say to its friend? “Let’s go hog wild!”
44. Why did the alligator visit Mississippi? Because it heard there were plenty of swampy adventures!
45. What do you call a Mississippi cow with a sense of humor? A witty moo-sician!
46. Why did the tomato blush in Mississippi? Because it saw the jalapeño pepper!
47. What do you call a dancing pelican in Mississippi? A grooving bird!
48. Why did the fisherman move to Mississippi? Because he heard the fishing was “reel”-ly good!
49. What do you call a dancing pelican in Mississippi? A groovy bird!
50. Why did the Mississippi ghost start a band? Because it had a hauntingly good voice!
51. What did the Mississippi squirrel say to the oak tree? “Let’s make some “acorn-y” memories!”
52. Why did the Mississippi tomato blush? Because it saw the chili pepper!
53. What do you call a Mississippi cow that can play the guitar? A moo-sical artist!
54. Why did the pig become a chef in Mississippi? Because it wanted to cook up some delicious “oink-ments”!
55. What did the Mississippi mosquito say to its friend? “Let’s buzz around in the Magnolia State!”
56. Why did the scarecrow move to Mississippi? Because it heard the state had a “hay”-day of excitement!
57. What do you call a Mississippi river that can dance? A groovy current!
58. Why did the watermelon go to Mississippi? Because it wanted to have a “melon”-choly time!
59. What did the Mississippi frog say when it won the lottery? “I’m “hop”-py to be a millionaire!”
60. Why did the computer move to Mississippi? Because it wanted to become a “keyboard” in the Magnolia State!
61. What do you call a Mississippi fish that can tell jokes? A “fin”-tastic comedian!
62. Why did the squirrel start a bakery in Mississippi? Because it wanted to sell “nut”-ritious treats!
63. What did the Mississippi turtle say to its friend? “Let’s take it slow and steady in the Magnolia State!”
64. Why did the fisherman move to Mississippi? Because he heard the fishing was “reel”-ly amazing!
65. What do you call a happy cow in Mississippi? A cheerful moo-sician!
66. Why did the Mississippi bird go to the therapist? Because it had a case of the “tweet”-ment!
67. What did the Mississippi scarecrow say to the birds? “You’re “crow”-ding my space!”
68. Why did the catfish start a band in Mississippi? Because it had a great “fin”-sense of rhythm!
69. What do you call a singing squirrel in Mississippi? A melodious critter!
70. Why did the Mississippi tomato turn green? Because it was envious of the bell pepper!
71. What did the Mississippi pig say to its friend? “Let’s go hog wild in the Magnolia State!”
72. Why did the alligator visit Mississippi? Because it heard there were plenty of swamps to explore!
73. What do you call a Mississippi cow with a sense of humor? A hilarious moo-sician!
74. Why did the tomato blush in Mississippi? Because it saw the spicy jalapeño pepper!
75. What did the Mississippi chicken say to the farmer? “I’m ready to cluck and roll in the Magnolia State!”
