Hey there! Are you stuck in an internet rabbit hole, scrolling through the same old memes and cat videos? Feeling like you need a good laugh to lift your spirits? Well, look no further because I’ve got just what you need.
As someone who spends way too much time online (don’t we all?), I’ve rounded up 75 side-splitting jokes about the internet that are sure to have you laughing out loud. From poking fun at social media to making light of our online shopping addiction, these jokes will bring a smile to your face.
List of Jokes About Internet
1. Why did the computer go to art school? Because it wanted to become a pixel painter!
2. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many “problems” to solve!
3. What do you call a funny website? A hilarious-URL!
4. Why did the smartphone bring a blanket to the party? Because it didn’t want to catch a “chill”!
5. How does a computer stay cool? It uses “Windows”!
6. Why did the internet go to the gym? To improve its “web” design!
7. What do you call a spider who spends all day online? An “insect-net” addict!
8. Why did the computer bring a ladder? It wanted to climb the “web”!
9. What’s a pirate’s favorite online store? Treasure “Bay”!
10. Why did the email go to therapy? Because it had attachment issues!
11. How does the internet eat its food? With a “mouse” and “keyboard”!
12. Why did the smartphone go on a diet? Because it had too many apps and wanted to shed some “weight”!
13. What did the Wi-Fi say to the fridge? “Are you connected?” The fridge replied, “I’m chilling!”
14. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a “virus”!
15. What do you call a snowman with a Twitter account? A “chill” influencer!
16. Why was the spider good at surfing the web? Because it had great “bug” catching skills!
17. How do you make friends with a computer? Start a “byte”-ful conversation!
18. Why did the website bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to “scroll” down!
19. What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? “Look, no hands!”
20. Why did the computer take a nap? Because it had too many “screens”!
21. How does the internet get in shape? It does “web” exercises!
22. Why did the smartphone get a job as a baker? Because it had great “app”-etite for success!
23. What’s a computer’s favorite beat? Algo-“rhythm”!
24. Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower? They couldn’t find the “soap”!
25. How does the internet travel? Through the “information superhighway”!
26. What do you call a group of hackers? A “byte” club!
27. Why did the computer go to the party alone? Because it had no “LAN” connection!
28. What’s a website’s favorite dessert? “Cookies” and cream!
29. Why did the smartphone go broke? Because it spent all its “cents” on apps!
30. How did the computer know it was in love? It couldn’t “click” with anyone else!
31. Why did the WiFi go to the therapist? It had a weak “signal”!
32. What’s a spider’s favorite website? The “world wide web”!
33. Why did the smartphone become an architect? Because it loved making “app”-artments!
34. How did the computer get into shape? It ran “virtual” marathons!
35. What do you call a cat on the internet? An online “purr”-sonality!
36. Why did the website go to the doctor? Because it had too many “pop-ups”!
37. How did the smartphone propose to its partner? With a “ring”tone!
38. What’s a computer’s favorite type of music? Soft-“ware”!
39. Why did the internet break up with its partner? They had too many “dis-connects”!
40. What’s a smartphone’s favorite dance move? The “app”-shuffle!
41. Why did the computer bring a helmet to the party? Because it didn’t want to “crash” it!
42. What did the WiFi say to the computer? “You’ve got mail!”
43. Why did the smartphone become a chef? Because it had great “apps”-titude for cooking!
44. How do you catch a squirrel on the internet? Climb a “tree”-nary!
45. What do you call a sheep on the internet? A “web” server!
46. Why did the computer refuse to take a nap? It didn’t want to “sleep” on the job!
47. How do you organize a space party online? You “planet”!
48. What’s a computer’s favorite type of exercise? “Data” lifting!
49. Why did the smartphone enroll in a music class? It wanted to learn “cell”-o!
50. What did one website say to the other website? “I’ll “link” you later!”
51. Why did the computer bring sunglasses to the party? Because it wanted to “shine”!
52. How do you unlock a computer’s heart? With the right “key” strokes!
53. What did the smartphone say to the computer? “I’m feeling “app”-y today!”
54. Why did the internet go on a diet? It had too many “cookies”!
55. What do you call a dinosaur on the internet? A “megabyte”!
56. Why did the computer join a band? Because it had great “keyboard” skills!
57. How does the internet get around town? It “surfs” the streets!
58. What’s a smartphone’s favorite type of movie? Action “apps”!
59. Why did the computer bring a broom to the party? Because it wanted to “clean” the cache!
60. How did the internet propose to its partner? With a “pop-up” message!
61. Why did the smartphone become a detective? It had great “app”-rehension skills!
62. What do you call a bear with a YouTube channel? A “grizzly” vlogger!
63. Why did the computer join a fitness class? It wanted to get “byte”-sized!
64. How does a computer tell time? With its “hour”-glass screen!
65. What did the WiFi say to the coffee? “You’ve got a latte to download!”
66. Why did the smartphone go to the bakery? It wanted to become a “bread”-board!
67. What’s a computer’s favorite type of plant? A “mouse”-tail!
68. Why did the website get a job at the farm? It loved “crop” processing!
69. How did the smartphone calm down? It did some “app”-y breathing exercises!
70. What do you call a fish on the internet? An “e-salmon”!
71. Why did the computer go to outer space? It wanted to meet the “web”-alien!
72. What did one computer say to the other computer? “You’re the “byte” of my life!”
73. Why did the smartphone go to the beach? To catch some “waves”!
74. How does the internet fix its hair? With a “web”-comb!
75. What’s a computer’s favorite type of shoe? A “sneaker”!
