Ah, growing up – a time full of both cringe-worthy and side-splittingly funny moments. From the awkwardness of adolescence to the downright ridiculous memories from our childhoods, we’ve all got stories that make us laugh-til-we-cry.
As someone who’s made a career out of cracking jokes, I know firsthand how important it is to find humor in life’s struggles.
List of Jokes About Growing Up
1. Why did the pencil feel nervous? Because it knew it had to face the sharpener!
2. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
5. Why did the computer go to art school? Because it wanted to become a graphic designer!
6. Why did the clock get in trouble? Because it tocked too much!
7. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
8. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
10. Why did the stadium get hot during the game? Because all the fans left!
11. Why did the bee get good grades? Because it was always buzzing with excitement!
12. Why did the tree feel lonely? Because all its friends were pines!
13. Why did the snowman go to the party? Because it heard it was going to be a blowout!
14. Why did the football team go to the bakery? Because they needed a good roll model!
15. Why did the guitar go to the beach? Because it wanted to play some “sand” music!
16. Why did the book go to the hospital? Because it had a spine injury!
17. Why did the banana go to the party? Because it knew it would “apeel” to everyone!
18. Why did the broom go to school? Because it wanted to sweep up some knowledge!
19. Why did the bear wear a backpack? Because it wanted to be a “grizzly” scout!
20. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it wasn’t ripe enough to ketchup!
21. Why did the car go to the dentist? Because it had a bad case of “tooth” decay!
22. Why did the corn go to university? Because it wanted to earn a kernel degree!
23. Why did the duck go to the therapist? Because it was feeling down and needed some quack-counseling!
24. Why did the cow go to outer space? Because it wanted to see the moooon!
25. Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because it had too many popsicles!
26. Why did the light bulb feel enlightened? Because it had a bright idea!
27. Why did the vegetable win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
28. Why did the phone go to the beach? Because it heard the waves were calling!
29. Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
30. Why did the dog wear sunglasses? Because it didn’t want to be recognized in the “barking” lot!
31. Why did the grape stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice!
32. Why did the broom go on a vacation? Because it needed to unwind!
33. Why did the kangaroo bring a parachute? Because it wanted to do some jump-skydiving!
34. Why did the mosquito go to school? Because it wanted to be a “little bloodsucker”!
35. Why did the hat go to the party? Because it wanted to be the “life of the head”!
36. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
37. Why did the tree go to the dentist? Because it needed a root canal!
38. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because it had no body to go with!
39. Why did the bee get married? Because it found its honey!
40. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
41. Why did the donut go to the gym? Because it wanted to get “doughy”!
42. Why did the candle go to school? Because it wanted to get lit!
43. Why did the antelope bring a map to the zoo? Because it didn’t want to get lost among all the “herd”!
44. Why did the banana wear sunscreen? Because it didn’t want to peel!
45. Why did the scientist become a baker? Because he kneaded a change!
46. Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because it couldn’t find a date!
47. Why did the pillow go to the doctor? Because it was feeling “down”!
48. Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? Because it wanted to pack its trunk!
49. Why did the hairbrush win an award? Because it always knows how to brush up!
50. Why did the robot go on a diet? Because it had too many bytes!
51. Why did the backpack get in trouble? Because it was carrying too much baggage!
52. Why did the popcorn go to the movies? Because it wanted to see “kernels” of wisdom!
53. Why did the grapefruit refuse to roll? Because it was tired of being a “squishy” fruit!
54. Why did the umbrella get promoted? Because it was always outstanding in the rain!
55. Why did the baker get a promotion? Because he kneaded the dough!
56. Why did the peanut go to the police station? Because it was a salted!
57. Why did the camera go to the party? Because it wanted to capture the moments!
58. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!
59. Why did the light bulb go to school? Because it wanted to be brighter than the rest!
60. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
61. Why did the astronaut become a teacher? Because he wanted to space out!
62. Why did the pizza maker go broke? Because he couldn’t make enough “dough”!
63. Why did the soccer ball go to the library? Because it wanted to score some new books!
64. Why did the cat bring a ladder to the tree? Because it wanted to climb the meowtain!
65. Why did the river cry? Because all its banks were flooded with tears!
66. Why did the potato get a job as a comedian? Because it could always crack people up!
67. Why did the car take a nap? Because it was exhausted from all the driving!
68. Why did the ghost become a comedian? Because it had a “boo-tiful” sense of humor!
69. Why did the flower go on a diet? Because it wanted to be a little “thinner”!
70. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
71. Why did the book go to the therapist? Because it had too many unresolved characters!
72. Why did the guitar refuse to play? Because it didn’t want to fret!
73. Why did the tomato go to the party? Because it couldn’t ketchup on its own!
74. Why did the chef become a lawyer? Because he knew how to grill the witnesses!
75. Why did the tree go online? Because it wanted to log in!
