Are you one of those people who break out into a cold sweat at the mere thought of getting on a plane? Or maybe you’re just feeling a bit anxious about your upcoming travel plans? Well, fret not! We’ve got just the thing to help ease your nerves and put a smile on your face. We’ve compiled 75 side-splitting jokes that are sure to lift your spirits. Whether you’re a seasoned traveler or simply looking for some pre-flight entertainment, look no further than right here. So sit back, relax and get ready for some sky-high LOLs!
List of Jokes About Flying
1. Why did the airplane bring a pencil and paper? Because it wanted to take flight notes!
2. Why was the math book always flying? Because it had a lot of problems to solve!
3. What do you call a flying insect that tells jokes? A funny bug!
4. Why did the bird become a pilot? Because it wanted to earn its wings!
5. What do you call a flying skunk? A smellycopter!
6. Why did the bird start a band? Because it had perfect pitch!
7. What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician? A flying sorcerer!
8. Why did the flying carpet take a vacation? It needed to unwind and “knot” fly!
9. How do birds stick together in a flock? Velcrow!
10. Why did the pilot bring a ladder to the airport? Because they heard the prices were sky-high!
11. What’s a bird’s favorite type of math? Owlgebra!
12. Why was the flying book upset? Someone told it to “fly off the handle”!
13. How do birds stay fit? They do wing exercises!
14. What did the bird say to the airplane? Hey, can you wing it for me?
15. Why did the bird go to the chiropractor? It had a tweet neck!
16. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little “boogie” in it!
17. Why did the airplane go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling “plane” well!
18. What kind of music do birds like? Tweet-er classical!
19. Why did the bird join a gym? It wanted to get more “tweeted”!
20. How do birds communicate in space? Through the inter-combird!
21. Why did the airplane bring a parachute to the party? It wanted to make a grand entrance!
22. What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly? A chicken!
23. Why did the airplane go to the dentist? It had a “plane” toothache!
24. How do you make a bird stop tweeting? Give it a beak!
25. Why did the flying squirrel bring a map? To find its way around tree-mendous places!
26. What’s a bird’s favorite dessert? Fly-gurt!
27. Why did the airplane bring a suitcase full of socks? It wanted to give the passengers a “sock-cessful” flight!
28. What do you call a bird that can fix anything? A “tweeter”!
29. Why did the bird join the circus? It wanted to be a “tweetmaster”!
30. What did the bird say to the traffic light? Stay green, it’s time to fly!
31. Why don’t airplanes like to attend meetings? They prefer to wing it!
32. How do birds stick together in bad weather? Velcrow!
33. Why did the bird become an architect? It wanted to build a “tweet” home!
34. What did the airplane say to the hat? Can I take you on-board?
35. Why did the bird bring a ladder to the concert? It wanted to reach the high notes!
36. What do you call a bird that’s good at bowling? A sparrows!
37. Why did the airplane bring a map to the art gallery? It wanted to see all the “flying” colors!
38. How do birds plan a surprise party? They use “tweet”er messages!
39. What did the bird say to the airplane? Soaring is believing!
40. Why did the bird break up with its partner? They had too many “tweet”hearts!
41. What do you call a bird that can play the guitar? A “string-tweet”er!
42. Why did the airplane bring a camera to the beach? It wanted to capture the “shore” memories!
43. How do birds stay warm in winter? They migrate to warmer “tweet”ers!
44. What did the bird say to the detective? Don’t “wing” it, solve the mystery!
45. Why did the airplane bring a blanket to the park? It wanted to have a “fly-nic”!
46. What’s a bird’s favorite game? Feather, feather, who’s got the feather?
47. Why did the flying squirrel go to the gym? To work on its “fly”-tness!
48. How do birds learn to fly? They take “tweet”orial lessons!
49. What do you call a bird that’s good at baseball? A bat-tweet!
50. Why did the airplane bring a broom to the party? It wanted to “sweep” everyone off their feet!
51. What did the bird say to the magician? Stop “tweeting” those rabbits out of your hat!
52. Why did the airplane bring a hammer and nails to the airport? It wanted to “plane” out any problems!
53. How do birds stay dry when it rains? They use their tweet-umbrellas!
54. Why did the bird become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to make everyone “tweet” with laughter!
55. What do you call a bird that can play the piano? Wing-toven!
56. Why did the airplane bring sunglasses to the party? It wanted to make a “fly”-shion statement!
57. How do birds order fast food? They tweet their meal preferences!
58. What did the bird say to the owl? Whoo’s a good flyer?
59. Why did the airplane bring a fishing rod to the lake? It wanted to catch some “air” fish!
60. What do you call a bird that’s good at martial arts? A kung “tweet” master!
61. Why did the bird become a detective? It wanted to crack “tweet” cases!
62. How do birds send letters? They use “tweet”-er mail!
63. What did the airplane say to the helicopter? Nice “chop”-ter!
64. Why did the bird bring a parachute to the party? In case it wanted to “wing” it!
65. What do you call a bird that’s good at playing hide-and-seek? A “tweet” ninja!
66. Why did the airplane bring a pillow to the airport? It wanted to have a “fly”-in sleep!
67. How do birds apologize to each other? They say, “I’m “tweet”-ly sorry!”
68. What did the bird say to the tree? I’m falling for you, branch out with me!
69. Why did the airplane bring a paintbrush to the party? It wanted to “brush” up on its flying skills!
70. How do birds play video games? They use their “tweet”-ers!
71. What did the bird say to the bee? Buzz off, I can fly higher!
72. Why did the airplane bring a calculator to the airport? It wanted to make sure the flight was “plane” and simple!
73. How do birds solve problems? They “tweet” for help!
74. What did the bird say to the flower? You “bloom” me away!
75. Why did the airplane bring a picnic basket to the sky? It wanted to have a “fly”-nic with the clouds!
