Laughing Pharaohs: 75 Hilarious Jokes About Egypt That Will Make You Sphinx Twice!

Looking for a good chuckle? Obsessed with everything Egypt, from the iconic pyramids to the legendary Cleopatra? I’ve crafted 75 knee-slappingly funny jokes about Egypt that will make you stop dead in your tracks – twice over! Whether you’re munching on lunch at work or winding down before bed, prepare to laugh yourself silly while getting schooled. This read is tailor-made for those who dig all things ancient-Egyptian and crave some comic relief. So come on – let’s dive right into these rib-tickling Pharaohs!

List of Jokes About Egypt

 

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1. Why did the mummy go to the party? Because it heard there would be “wrap” music!
2. What did the Sphinx say to the pyramid? “You’re my better half!”
3. Why was the math book sad in Egypt? Because it had too many “pyramids” to solve!
4. What did the Egyptian pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid for the first time? “It’s a monument-al structure!”
5. Why did the archaeologist go to Egypt with a broom? Because he wanted to “sweep” through history!
6. How do Egyptian mummies call their friends? On the “sarcophagus”!
7. What do you call a pharaoh who can’t walk? “Un-stable!”
8. What did the Egyptian pharaoh say when he was happy? “I’m in de-Nile!”
9. Why did the Egyptian cat join the band? Because it had the “purr-fect” rhythm!
10. How do Egyptians greet each other in the morning? “Pyramid!”
11. What do you call an Egyptian potato? A “tut-tater!”
12. How did the Egyptian pharaoh get around? On a “sand-al”!
13. What did the mummy say when he couldn’t find his tomb? “I’m lost in de-Nile!”
14. What’s an Egyptian’s favorite type of dance music? “Mummy techno!”
15. How do mummies hide their money? In a “sarcophabank”!
16. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh visit the dentist? Because he had “tooth-ankhamun”!
17. How do you make an Egyptian happy? Giver her some “nile-ve”!
18. What do you call an Egyptian who is always sick? A “mummy-cous”!
19. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh become a DJ? Because he wanted to “unleash the beats of the Nile”!
20. What do you call an Egyptian superhero? Pharaoh-ro!

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21. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh build so many pyramids? Because he didn’t want to “tomb it down”!
22. How did Cleopatra know so much about makeup? She was always “tut-orialing”!
23. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh start a farm? Because he wanted to grow “tomb-atoes”!
24. What did the Egyptian pharaoh say when he was happy? “I’m living in “denial”!”
25. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh carry a ruler everywhere he went? Because he was a “master of the pyramid”!
26. How do you make an Egyptian roll on the floor laughing? Tickle his “mummy”!
27. What did the mummy say to the detective? “Let’s wrap this case up!”
28. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh go broke? Because he kept “splurging in de-Nile”!
29. How do you invite an Egyptian to a party? “Nile be my guest!”
30. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh go to the doctor? Because he was feeling “tomb”!
31. What do you call a lazy Egyptian? A “sphinx-er potato”!
32. How do Egyptians stay cool in the desert? They use “Pharaoh-nel” fans!
33. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh start a bakery? Because he wanted to make “pyramid” pies!
34. What did the Egyptian pharaoh say to his queen? “You’re the “Nile” in my life!”
35. How do Egyptians communicate underwater? They use “hieroglyphish”!
36. Why did the mummy go to the movies alone? Because it didn’t have any “body” to go with!
37. What do you call a pharaoh who can’t remember anything? A “memoryptile”!
38. How did the Egyptian pharaoh feel after a long day? “Sphinx-hausted!”
39. What do you call an Egyptian snake that tells jokes? A “hissterical” cobra!
40. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh become a rapper? Because he had the “pharaoh-flow”!

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41. How do you catch a thief in ancient Egypt? Set a “pyramid”!
42. What did the Egyptian pharaoh say when he saw his ex? “You’re ancient history!”
43. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh become a gardener? Because he had a green “phumb”!
44. How did the Egyptian pharaoh know it was time to wake up? His “crock-of-ra” was ringing!
45. What do you call an Egyptian who tells jokes in the desert? A “sand-up” comedian!
46. Why did the mummy start a band? Because it had a “wrap-turous” voice!
47. How do Egyptians order food at a restaurant? “Can I pyramid your menu, please?”
48. What’s an Egyptian’s favorite card game? “Pharaoh-solitaire”!
49. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh take up gardening? Because he wanted to “dig” history!
50. How did the Egyptian pharaoh win the marathon? He “sphinx-ished” first!
51. What do you call a mummy who wins an award? A “tomb-stone”!
52. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh become a chef? Because he wanted to “spice up” the Nile cuisine!
53. How did the Egyptian pharaoh celebrate his birthday? With a “pharaoh-nomenal” party!
54. What do you call an Egyptian lizard that loves to dance? A “tutankhameleon”!
55. Why did the mummy go on a diet? Because it wanted to lose some “tummy-wraps”!
56. How do Egyptians keep their homes clean? They use a “sphinx” mop!
57. What did the Egyptian pharaoh say when he won the lottery? “I’m “pharaoh-tunate”!”
58. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh become a fashion designer? Because he had a great sense of “style of the Nile”!
59. How do Egyptian pharaohs send messages? Through “tomb-mail”!
60. What did the Egyptian pharaoh say to his horse? “Hay, Nile buddy!”

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61. Why did the mummy become a detective? Because it wanted to “unravel” mysteries!
62. How do Egyptians stay fit? They do “pyrami-dance”!
63. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh join a gym? Because he wanted to get a “pharaoh-bod”!
64. What do you call an Egyptian who’s good at math? A “Numi-lian”!
65. How do Egyptian pharaohs stay organized? They use “tomb-berlands”!
66. Why did the mummy go to school? Because it wanted to learn some “ancient wisdom”!
67. What did the Egyptian pharaoh say when he was confused? “I’m in de-Nile of the situation!”
68. How do Egyptians make their beds? They use “mummy” sheets!
69. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh become an actor? Because he wanted to be a “tombstone” star!
70. What did the Sphinx say to the desert? “I’m keeping an “eye” on you!”
71. How do Egyptian pharaohs relax? They take a “Nile”-ation!
72. Why did the mummy become a magician? Because it wanted to “wrap” audiences in awe!
73. What do you call an Egyptian fisherman? A “Nile-catcher”!
74. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh become a comedian? Because he had a “sphinx-ter” sense of humor!
75. How do you recognize an Egyptian ghost? It says, “Boo-tan-khamun!”

 

 

 

Alex Haywood, Founder of Discover Jokes
About the author

I know how stressful life can be, and sometimes we just need to take a break and enjoy a moment of humor. That’s why I’ve dedicated myself to finding the best jokes, memes, and videos on the internet and bringing them to you all in one place.

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