75 Hilarious Jokes About Braces That Will Make You Smile (Even If You Have Them)

Hey there, brace-face! Are you one of the cool kids sporting a set of metal brackets on your teeth? Or are you about to join the club and feeling a bit apprehensive? Either way, I’ve got something that’ll put a grin on your face – quite literally!

Being an ex-braces wearer myself, I know how it feels when all eyes seem to be fixated on your pearly whites. However, fear not! I’m here to turn that frown upside down with 75 knee-slapping jokes about braces!

List of Jokes About Braces

 

jokes about braces

 

1. Why did the orthodontist become a baseball coach? Because he knew all about the importance of good braces!
2. What do you call a bear with braces? A metal mouth!
3. Why did the mathematician get braces? Because he needed to straighten out his “sinu-soids”!
4. How did the orthodontist propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring and said, “Will you brace yourself and marry me?”
5. Why did the trainee orthodontist start a band? Because he knew all about aligning the “braces”!
6. What did one set of braces say to the other set of braces? “Let’s stick together and keep those teeth straight!”
7. Why did the vampire get braces? Because he wanted to have fang-tastic teeth!
8. How do you fix a broken brace? With toothpaste!
9. Why did the cookie go to the orthodontist? Because it needed a filling!
10. What did one braces-wearing friend say to the other? “We’re tooth buddies for life!”
11. Why was the pirate happy after getting braces? Because his “arrrrrrrtificial” teeth were finally in place!
12. What did the orthodontist say to the crooked teeth? “It’s time to brace yourself for a straighter future!”
13. How did the girl with braces introduce herself? “Hi, I’m Sarah, and these are my “brace-letes” of honor!”
14. What did the orthodontist say to the patient who had his braces on backward? “You need to “face” the other way!”
15. What do you call a dinosaur with braces? A “brace-saurus”!
16. Why did the banana go to the orthodontist? Because it had a “slip-up” and needed a brace!
17. How do you catch a squirrel with braces? Just “brace” yourself!
18. Why did the teenager refuse to wear braces? Because he didn’t want to “brace” himself for change!
19. What did the dentist say to the braces? “I’m “impressed” by your teeth-straightening skills!”
20. How did the braces feel about their new owner? They thought he was a real “jaw”-some guy!

jokes about braces

 

21. Why did the rabbit need braces? Because it had a “buck-teeth” problem!
22. What did the orthodontist say to the confused patient? “Let’s “brace” ourselves and figure this out!”
23. Why did the teenager have a hard time eating with braces? Because his teeth were always “tangled” up!
24. How did the braces greet each other? “Wires” your day going so far?”
25. What did the dentist say to the braces before putting them on? “Get ready for a tooth “transform-brace-ion”!”
26. Why did the soccer player get braces? Because he wanted to have a “smile-kick”!
27. How did the orthodontist celebrate a successful teeth-straightening? With a “brace-let” of champagne!
28. What did the braces say to the teeth? “Together, we can create a “smile-ment”!”
29. Why was the math book always going to the orthodontist? Because it had too many “alignment” problems!
30. How did the snail feel after getting braces? It felt “shell-fconscious” about its new look!
31. What did the dentist say to the braces after they were removed? “You’ve earned a round of “a-plaque-se” for your hard work!”
32. Why did the tooth fairy refuse to visit kids with braces? Because she was afraid of getting “wired”!
33. How did the spider feel after getting braces? It felt like a “web-celebrity”!
34. What did the braces say during a race? “Let’s “brace” ourselves and cross the finish line!”
35. Why did the dog need braces? Because it had “canine” alignment issues!
36. How did the braces feel about the orthodontist? They thought he was a “tooth-some” professional!
37. What did the dentist say to the braces at their wedding? “May your lives be filled with “alignment” and happiness!”
38. Why did the comedian go to the orthodontist? Because he wanted to have better “delivery” of his jokes!
39. How did the braces react to their new owner’s love for sweets? They said, “We’ll “brace” ourselves for the sugar rush!”
40. What did the orthodontist say to the patient who wanted gold braces? “Sure, but they’ll cost you a “tooth” and a leg!”

jokes about braces

 

41. Why did the braces go on strike? They wanted higher “align-mints”!
42. How did the rabbit with braces feel? He thought he was a real “hare-o”!
43. What did one set of braces say to the other set at a party? “Let’s dance and “brace” the night away!”
44. Why did the patient refuse to wear clear braces? Because he wanted to make a “statement” with his metal mouth!
45. How did the braces react to their owner’s love for singing? They said, “We’ll “brace” ourselves for some melodious tunes!”
46. What did the orthodontist say to the braces at their graduation? “You’ve “braced” through the challenges and achieved straight “a-lign-ments”!”
47. Why did the math teacher need braces? Because he couldn’t “align” his numbers correctly!
48. How did the braces feel about their job? They thought it was their “tooth and nail” duty to straighten teeth!
49. What did one set of braces say to the other set on Halloween? “Let’s “brace” ourselves for some candy-filled mischief!”
50. Why did the braces become famous on social media? Because they had a “million dollar smile”!
51. How did the braces feel about their owner’s love for sports? They said, “We’ll “brace” ourselves for some athletic action!”
52. What did the orthodontist say to the braces during a storm? “Hold “tightly” and weather the “brace”!”
53. Why did the cow need braces? Because it had a “moo-th” misalignment!
54. How did the braces react to their owner’s love for spicy food? They said, “We’ll “brace” ourselves for the heat!”
55. What did the orthodontist say to the braces on New Year’s Eve? “Let’s “ring” in the new year with straight smiles!”
56. Why did the braces start a band? Because they wanted to create some “tooth-some” music!
57. How did the braces feel about their owner’s love for ice cream? They said, “We’ll “brace” ourselves for brain freeze!”
58. What did the orthodontist say to the braces during a power outage? “Don’t worry, we’ll “power through” and continue straightening!”
59. Why did the turtle need braces? Because it had a “slow-bite” problem!
60. How did the braces react to their owner’s love for photography? They said, “We’ll “pose” for the perfect smiles!”

jokes about braces

 

61. What did the orthodontist say to the braces before a race? “Ready, set, “brace” yourselves and go!”
62. Why did the computer need braces? Because it had a “byte” misalignment!
63. How did the braces feel about their owner’s love for spicy food? They said, “We’ll “brace” ourselves for the fire!”
64. What did the orthodontist say to the braces on Valentine’s Day? “You’ve “braced” my heart with your dedication!”
65. Why did the squirrel need braces? Because it couldn’t “gnaw” properly!
66. How did the braces react to their owner’s love for dancing? They said, “We’ll “brace” ourselves for some smooth moves!”
67. What did the orthodontist say to the braces during a heatwave? “Stay cool and “brace” the temperature!”
68. Why did the snake need braces? Because it had a “ssss-s-s-s-s” malocclusion!
69. How did the braces feel about their owner’s love for painting? They said, “We’ll “brace” ourselves for colorful smiles!”
70. What did the orthodontist say to the braces before a concert? “Let’s “tune” your teeth and make beautiful music!”
71. Why did the giraffe need braces? Because it had a “long-tooth” problem!
72. How did the braces react to their owner’s love for reading? They said, “We’ll “brace” ourselves for countless bookworm smiles!”
73. What did the orthodontist say to the braces during a snowstorm? “Let’s “chill” and enjoy the “brace-white” weather!”
74. Why did the kangaroo need braces? Because it had a “jump-bite” issue!
75. How did the braces feel about their owner’s love for traveling? They said, “We’ll “brace” ourselves for worldwide smiles!”

 

 

 

Alex Haywood, Founder of Discover Jokes
About the author

I know how stressful life can be, and sometimes we just need to take a break and enjoy a moment of humor. That’s why I’ve dedicated myself to finding the best jokes, memes, and videos on the internet and bringing them to you all in one place.

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