Hey there! Are you feeling ready to add some humor to your life this August? I know I am! While the thought of summer coming to an end may leave a bittersweet taste, we can still make the most of it by laughing our way through. That’s why I’ve put together an awesome list of 75 side-splitting jokes about August that will keep us all in stitches.
Whether you’re into witty one-liners or silly puns, this article has got everything you need and more. We’re talking hilarious knock-knock jokes and clever observations about the season that are sure to tickle your funny bone. So grab your favorite drink and get ready for some serious laughs because these jokes are guaranteed to brighten up even the gloomiest days!
As someone who knows their way around a joke (yes, that’s totally a thing!), trust me when I say these jokes will not disappoint. Whether you’re reading them alone or sharing with friends and family, be prepared for endless giggles.
So sit back, relax, and let me entertain you with these 75 rib-tickling August Jokes – no laughter restrictions required!
List of Jokes About August
1. What do you call a month that’s always tired? Exhausted.
2. What do you get if you cross August with a snowman? A meltdown!
3. What month is always broke? August, because it never has any “cents”!
4. Why was the math book sad in August? Because it had too many “story problems” to solve!
5. Why did the tomato turn red in August? It saw the salad dressing!
6. What do you call a month that’s always running late? Augustus Slowpus!
7. Why did the ice cream cone break up with August? Because it couldn’t handle the “heat”!
8. Why did the tree go on a diet in August? It wanted to “shed” a few extra leaves!
9. What month always has the best sales? August, because it’s “discounted”!
10. August: When your AC bill is higher than your rent.
11. August is just July’s sweaty sequel.
12. You know it’s August when your ice cream lasts two minutes.
13. In August, “sweatpants” means something completely different.
14. August—when even the sun is over it.
15. August: because apparently, summer wasn’t painful enough.
16. Is it just me, or does August feel like a Monday that lasts 31 days?
17. My summer body peaked in June. August is just damage control.
18. In August, the weather forecast is “try not to melt.”
19. If I had a dollar for every mosquito bite in August, I could buy winter.
20. August is proof that heat can be a personality trait.
21. August: when the only shade is your attitude.
22. I’d make plans in August, but my energy left for vacation.
23. Why does August feel like a group project where nobody’s trying?
24. August is the month my willpower gets sunburned.
25. If sweat were money, I’d be rich every August.
26. August: the only month when the pool feels like soup.
27. Who needs a sauna? I’ve got August.
28. I checked my phone—August’s only calendar event: “Sweat.”
29. August is the Sunday scaries of summer.
30. By August, I’m just marinating in SPF 50.
31. In August, iced coffee is a basic survival tool.
32. August—when the AC is your best friend and worst enemy.
33. In August, even my sunscreen is exhausted.
34. August: because there’s not enough deodorant in the world.
35. School supply aisles in August are just chaos with crayons.
36. In August, my ambition is on vacation until September.
37. August: the only month when “shade” is a compliment.
38. In August, “let’s hang out” means “meet me under the nearest fan.”
39. My favorite sport in August? Not moving.
40. August: when the popsicles don’t even bother.
41. If summer had a snooze button, it would be August.
42. August: because my car seats weren’t hot enough already.
43. The only ice I want in August is on my face.
44. August is the only month where “I’m melting” is a daily mood.
45. August—where you sweat through your clothes and your patience.
46. If I survived August, I can survive anything.
47. The only plans I make in August are “indoors.”
48. August is just July, but with back-to-school nightmares.
49. You know it’s August when the pool feels like a bath.
50. In August, flip-flops are formal wear.
51. August: the official sponsor of lukewarm drinks.
52. In August, even my houseplants are begging for ice water.
53. August is the season finale of sweat.
54. In August, my favorite color is “air conditioning.”
55. Why does August feel like summer’s awkward third wheel?
56. August—when you can bake cookies on your dashboard.
57. The only breeze in August comes from my disappointment.
58. August: proof we should’ve hibernated in summer too.
59. In August, my fashion is whatever isn’t stuck to my skin.
60. August: the only month when “hot” is an insult.
61. August—when you finally accept that fall is just a rumor.
62. In August, I don’t glisten—I drip.
63. August: when you stop sweating the small stuff and just sweat.
64. August is the month when “open concept” means “no escape from the heat.”
65. You know it’s August when the AC repair guy becomes your emergency contact.
66. In August, “outdoor seating” is code for “are you insane?”
67. August: when even time feels too tired to move.
68. If you need me in August, I’ll be hiding in the freezer.
69. August—when your phone overheats before you do.
70. August is a gentle reminder that, yes, you can get sunburned in the shade.
71. Why is August always so hot? Even the calendar wants to skip to September.
72. August: when “dog days” means my dog refuses to walk.
73. August—because apparently, summer had one more grudge to settle.
74. The only thing rising faster than the temperature in August is my electric bill.
75. In August, my only goal is to not become a puddle.
