Hey there fellow baseball enthusiasts, are you in the market for a good laugh? Whether you’re a die-hard St. Louis Cardinals fan or just looking for some entertainment centered around America’s favorite pastime, I’ve got your back! As someone with an undeniable love for the game, I understand the importance of not taking it too seriously.
So without further ado, I present to you 75 side-splitting jokes that will have any baseball aficionado – especially those who bleed red and white – roaring with laughter. So whether you’re cozied up at home watching a game or hanging out with friends at your local watering hole, these jokes will definitely come in handy to keep the good times rolling!
List of St. Louis Cardinals Jokes
1. Why did the St. Louis Cardinals go to the bakery? Because they wanted some “bread”-balls!
2. What do you call a Cardinal with no wings? A ground-rule “double”!
3. Why did the Cardinals bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the infield fly rule was “up”!
4. How did the St. Louis Cardinals catch the baseball? They used a “red bird”!
5. What did the baseball coach say to the St. Louis Cardinals? “You’re a hit in this city!”
6. Why did the Cardinals wear sunscreen to the game? Because they didn’t want to get “burned” by the competition!
7. What did the baseball say to the Cardinals? “I’m a fan of your pitches!”
8. How did the Cardinals know it was going to rain during the game? They saw dark “clouds” over the outfield!
9. Why did the Cardinals bring a map to the game? So they could find their way “home” plate!
10. What do you call a Cardinals fan with no voice? A “silent” cheerleader!
11. Why did the Cardinals have a barbecue at the stadium? Because they wanted to “grill” the opposing team!
12. How do the Cardinals keep their field so green? They use “bird seed” fertilizer!
13. What did the Cardinals say to the hot dog vendor? “We relish your service!”
14. Why did the Cardinals bring a telescope to the game? So they could “catch” all the fly balls!
15. How do the Cardinals stay cool during the game? They have “fan-tastic” air conditioning!
16. Why did the Cardinals take up gardening? They wanted to grow “home” runs!
17. What did the Cardinals do when they won the World Series? They “cardin-all” their friends to celebrate!
18. Why did the Cardinals go to the movie theater? To see the “pitch-perfect” performance!
19. How did the Cardinals make it to the game on time? They “flew” past the traffic!
20. What’s a Cardinals fan’s favorite type of music? St. Louis “blues”!
21. Why did the Cardinals become chefs? They wanted to “steal” all the bases!
22. What do the Cardinals use to keep their hair in place during the game? St. Louis “hairspray”!
23. How do the Cardinals like their coffee? With a little “stir” in it!
24. Why did the Cardinals bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard there were “high” fly balls!
25. What did the Cardinals say to the umpire? “You’re “out” of this world!”
26. Why did the Cardinals go to the bank? They wanted to make a “grand” deposit!
27. How did the Cardinals stay warm during the game? They brought extra “cardi”-gans!
28. What do you call a Cardinals player who can’t catch a ball? “Butterfingers” McGee!
29. Why did the Cardinals invite the weatherman to their game? So he could predict “rain”-outs!
30. How do the Cardinals like their pizza? With plenty of “extra innings”!
31. Why did the Cardinals go to the gym before the game? They wanted to be in “peak” performance!
32. What do you call a Cardinals player with a big appetite? A “base-stomper”!
33. Why did the Cardinals go to the circus? They wanted to see the “flyin’-high” acrobats!
34. How do the Cardinals communicate during the game? They use “bird-calls”!
35. Why did the Cardinals bring a stopwatch to the game? So they could “time” their steals!
36. What’s a Cardinals fan’s favorite type of dance? The “birdie-boogie”!
37. How do the Cardinals like their eggs? “Scram-bird”!
38. Why did the Cardinals bring a ladder to the game? Because they wanted to climb to the top of the standings!
39. What’s a Cardinals player’s favorite card game? “Redbird” poker!
40. Why did the Cardinals go to the zoo? They wanted to see the “bird of prey” exhibit!
41. How did the Cardinals win the game in extra innings? They had a “wing”-man on third base!
42. What do the Cardinals wear to bed? “Bird” pajamas!
43. Why did the Cardinals start a construction company? They wanted to build a “rookie” of the year!
44. What did the Cardinals say to the opposing pitcher? “Your pitches are for the birds!”
45. Why did the Cardinals become pilots? They wanted to “fly” past the competition!
46. How did the Cardinals catch the foul ball? They used a “bird-catcher’s” mitt!
47. What’s a Cardinals fan’s favorite type of flower? A “red bird” of paradise!
48. Why did the Cardinals bring an umbrella to the game? They heard there might be a “bird shower”!
49. How do the Cardinals like their popcorn? With extra “birdseed” seasoning!
50. What did the Cardinals say to the opposing team’s manager? “You’re “flocked” if you think you can beat us!”
51. Why did the Cardinals become painters? They wanted to “brush” up on their skills!
52. How do the Cardinals like their steak? With a side of “bird sauce”!
53. What did the Cardinals say to the baseball bat? “You’re a “swinging” piece of art!”
54. Why did the Cardinals go to the fashion show? They wanted to see the “birdwalk”!
55. How do the Cardinals relax after a game? They have a “nest”-flix marathon!
56. What did the Cardinals say to the catcher? “You’re the “backbone” of this team!”
57. Why did the Cardinals bring a broom to the game? They were ready for a “sweep” victory!
58. How do the Cardinals like their burgers? With a side of “bird-seed” fries!
59. What did the Cardinals say to the baseball glove? “You’re a “catcher’s best friend!”
60. Why did the Cardinals start a music band? They wanted to be known as the “red-hot” musicians!
61. How do the Cardinals like their pancakes? With a drizzle of “bird-syrup”!
62. What did the Cardinals say to the pitcher’s mound? “You’re our “hallowed” ground!”
63. Why did the Cardinals go to the magic show? They wanted to see the “bird”-cage trick!
64. How do the Cardinals like their sandwiches? With a generous serving of “bird’s-eye” peppers!
65. What did the Cardinals say to the outfield fence? “You’re our “protective” barrier!”
66. Why did the Cardinals start a detective agency? They wanted to “solve” their opponents’ strategies!
67. How do the Cardinals like their ice cream? With a topping of “birdseed” sprinkles!
68. What did the Cardinals say to the bat boy? “You’re the “wingman” of the team!”
69. Why did the Cardinals go to the beach? They wanted to build a “bird’s-eye” sandcastle!
70. How do the Cardinals like their sushi? With a touch of “bird’s nest” seaweed!
71. What did the Cardinals say to the team bus driver? “You’re our “flight” coordinator!”
72. Why did the Cardinals start a comedy club? They wanted to bring some “bird-laughs” to the city!
73. How do the Cardinals like their pasta? With a sprinkle of “bird feathers” parmesan!
74. What did the Cardinals say to the bat rack? “You’re our “lumber” storage!”
75. Why did the Cardinals go to the farm? They wanted to meet the “bird”-watchers!
