Hey there, fellow Michiganders! Are you in need of a good laugh? Well, hold onto your hats because I’ve got something that will tickle your funny bone no matter what.
I’ll be sharing with you the top 75 jokes about Michigan that are guaranteed to have you giggling uncontrollably. From poking fun at our unpredictable weather to taking playful jabs at Detroit’s infamy – we’ll cover it all! Whether you were born here or simply passing through – these witty quips are sure to brighten up your day!
List of Jokes About Michigan
1. Why did the University of Michigan football team go to the bakery? Because they needed a good roll!
2. What did the Michigan snowman say to the Florida snowman? “Do you smell carrot?”
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award in Michigan? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. What do you call a fake noodle in Michigan? An impasta!
5. Why was the math book sad in Michigan? Because it had too many problems!
6. What did one Michigan autumn leaf say to the other? “I’m falling for you!”
7. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants to the Michigan golf course? In case he got a hole in one!
8. What do you call a Michigan squirrel with no nuts? A doughnut!
9. Why did the tomato turn red in Michigan? Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. What did the Michigan grape say when it got stepped on? “Nothing, it just let out a little wine!”
11. Why did the Michigan farmer bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
12. How do Michigan bees get to school? On the school buzz!
13. Why did the Michigan tomato turn blue? It saw the Michigan Wolverines!
14. What’s a Michigan ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The roller-ghoster!
15. Why did the Michigan teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!
16. What did the Michigan buffalo say to his son when he left for college? “Bison!”
17. Why did the Michigan crab never share his food? Because he was a little shellfish!
18. What’s the best way to watch a Michigan baseball game? With a pitcher of lemonade!
19. Why did the Michigan potato go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a bit mashed!
20. What did the Michigan flower say to the bee? “Bee mine!”
21. Why did the Michigan computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
22. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in Michigan? An abdominal snowman!
23. Why did the Michigan bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
24. How do you organize a space party in Michigan? You planet!
25. Why don’t Michigan trees like to be taken to fancy events? They prefer to stay rooted!
26. What did one Michigan hat say to the other hat? “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”
27. Why did the Michigan coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
28. What’s the fastest car in Michigan? A rental car!
29. Why did the Michigan comedian bring a ladder on stage? Because they wanted to reach new heights of comedy!
30. What do you call a Michigan snowstorm in May? A flake news report!
31. Why did the tomato turn green in Michigan? Because it was unripe!
32. What did the Michigan buffalo say to his son? “Bison!”
33. Why did the Michigan chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
34. What did the Michigan football coach say when he found a dollar on the ground? “Get out there and give me four quarters!”
35. Why did the Michigan detective go to art school? Because he wanted to draw conclusions!
36. How does a Michigan dog stop a video? They press the paws button!
37. Why did the Michigan cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
38. What did one Michigan potato chip say to the other? “Shall we go for a dip?”
39. Why did the Michigan soccer team bring string to the game? So they could tie the score!
40. What do you call a Michigan fish with no eyes? Fsh!
41. Why did the Michigan football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback!
42. What’s a Michigan ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie!
43. Why was the math book sad in Michigan? Because it had too many “problems” to solve!
44. What did the Michigan grape say when it got stepped on? “Nothing, it just let out a little “wine”!”
45. Why did the Michigan farmer bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were “on the house”!
46. How do Michigan bees get to school? On the “school buzz”!
47. Why did the tomato turn red in Michigan? Because it saw the salad “dressing”!
48. What’s a Michigan ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The “roller-ghoster”!
49. Why did the Michigan teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so “bright”!
50. What did the Michigan buffalo say to his son when he left for college? “Bison”!
51. Why did the Michigan crab never share his food? Because he was a little “shellfish”!
52. What’s the best way to watch a Michigan baseball game? With a pitcher of “lemonade”!
53. Why did the Michigan potato go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a bit “mashed”!
54. What did the Michigan flower say to the bee? “Bee mine”!
55. Why did the Michigan computer go to the doctor? Because it had a “virus”!
56. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in Michigan? An “abdominal snowman”!
57. Why did the Michigan bicycle fall over? Because it was “two-tired”!
58. How do you organize a space party in Michigan? You “planet”!
59. Why don’t Michigan trees like to be taken to fancy events? They prefer to stay “rooted”!
60. What did one Michigan hat say to the other hat? “You stay here, I’ll go on “ahead”!”
61. Why did the Michigan coffee file a police report? It got “mugged”!
62. What’s the fastest car in Michigan? A “rental” car!
63. Why did the Michigan comedian bring a ladder on stage? Because they wanted to reach new “heights” of comedy!
64. What do you call a Michigan snowstorm in May? A “flake” news report!
65. Why did the tomato turn green in Michigan? Because it was “unripe”!
66. What did the Michigan buffalo say to his son? “Bison”!
67. Why did the Michigan chicken join a band? Because it had the “drumsticks”!
68. What did the Michigan football coach say when he found a dollar on the ground? “Get out there and give me “four quarters”!”
69. Why did the Michigan detective go to art school? Because he wanted to draw “conclusions”!
70. How does a Michigan dog stop a video? They press the “paws” button!
71. Why did the Michigan cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the “mouse”!
72. What did one Michigan potato chip say to the other? “Shall we go for a “dip”?”
73. Why did the Michigan soccer team bring string to the game? So they could “tie” the score!
74. What do you call a Michigan fish with no eyes? “Fsh”!
75. Why did the Michigan football team go to the bank? To get their “quarterback”!
