Hey there, fellow South Carolinians! Who doesn’t love a good chuckle? Get ready to belly laugh as I share with you 75 side-splitting jokes that perfectly capture the essence of our beloved state.
Whether it’s our unbridled passion for sweet tea or the age-old debate over mustard-based versus vinegar-based BBQ sauce, there’s no shortage of material to poke fun at when it comes to life in the Palmetto State!
List of Jokes About South Carolina
1. What did the South Carolina football coach say to the vending machine? Give me my quarterback!
2. Why did the scarecrow move to South Carolina? Because it heard the corn there was a-maize-ing!
3. What’s the favorite dance move in South Carolina? The Carolina Shag!
4. Why was the math book sad in South Carolina? It had too many problems!
5. What do you call a South Carolinian with a sheep under each arm? A pimp!
6. Why did the tomato turn red in South Carolina? Because it saw the salad dressing!
7. What do you call a South Carolinian who can’t play baseball? A golf pro!
8. Why don’t they play hide-and-seek in South Carolina? Nobody would look for them!
9. What’s a South Carolinian’s favorite type of jewelry? Gamecocks!
10. Why did the South Carolina football team go to the bakery? To get their rolls!
11. How do South Carolinians keep their houses cool? They use box fans and open the windows!
12. What did the South Carolinian say after winning a championship? “Dang, now I gotta change my license plate!”
13. Why did the South Carolina chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!
14. What do you call a South Carolinian with a bottle of champagne? A waiter!
15. Why did the South Carolina politician go to the bank? To get his campaign check endorsed!
16. What do you call a South Carolinian in a suit? The defendant!
17. Why don’t South Carolinians use 911 in emergencies? They can’t find the “11” on the phone!
18. What did the South Carolinian say when the bookstore ran out of their favorite book? “Well, that’s un-chapter-ed!”
19. Why did the South Carolina turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station!
20. What do you call a South Carolinian with no arms or legs, floating in the ocean? Bob!
21. Why did the South Carolina football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback!
22. What do you call a South Carolinian with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other? A bisexual!
23. Why don’t South Carolinians need a driver’s license to drive? Because the roads are invisible!
24. What did one South Carolinian say to the other at the barbecue? “Can you pass the mustard, please?”
25. Why did the South Carolina rooster go to KFC? He wanted to see his cousin!
26. What do you call a South Carolinian who just broke up with their significant other? Homeless!
27. Why don’t South Carolinians eat clocks? It’s too time-consuming!
28. How did the South Carolina hurricane know it was in trouble? It saw the palm trees waving!
29. Why did the South Carolina chef go to jail? He got caught beating the eggs!
30. What did the South Carolinian say when they found a quarter? “Look, I found a whole roll of dimes!”
31. Why did the South Carolina tourist get kicked out of the aquarium? They were caught “shell”-fishing!
32. What did the South Carolina teacher say to the student who couldn’t find their pencil? “You better get “point” with it!”
33. Why did the South Carolina basketball team bring string to the game? They wanted to tie the score!
34. What do you call a South Carolinian with a sheep under one arm and a chicken under the other? A farmer!
35. Why don’t South Carolinians work at the circus? They can’t find their way out of the big top!
36. What do you call a South Carolinian who wins the lottery? Liar!
37. Why did the South Carolina frog go to the hospital? He needed a “hop”-eration!
38. What do you call a South Carolinian who can’t swim? A beach-goer!
39. Why did the South Carolina tomato turn red at the party? It saw the salad dressing!
40. What do you call a South Carolinian who goes to the moon? A Yankee!
41. Why did the South Carolina student eat their homework? They thought it was a “test” snack!
42. What do you call a South Carolinian who tells too many jokes? A pun-dit!
43. Why did the South Carolina chef blush? Because they saw the salad “dressing”!
44. What do you call a South Carolinian with a sheep under one arm and a pig under the other? A redneck!
45. Why don’t South Carolinians use 911? They can’t find the “eleven” button on the phone!
46. What did the South Carolinian say to the annoying neighbor? “Quit crowing around!”
47. Why did the South Carolina cow go to space? To visit the Milky Way!
48. What do you call a South Carolinian with no arms or legs, sitting in a hole? Phil!
49. Why did the South Carolina musician get a sunburn? They played too many “beats” at the beach!
50. What do you call a South Carolinian who only likes classical music? A hillbilly!
51. Why don’t South Carolinians play hide-and-seek? Nobody would look for them!
52. What did the South Carolinian say after taking a test? “I aced that grits and gravy!”
53. Why did the South Carolina football team go to the bakery? To get a roll for their quarterback!
54. What do you call a South Carolinian who can play the banjo? A banjo player!
55. Why did the South Carolina watermelon go to school? It wanted to become a “melonhead”!
56. What do you call a South Carolinian who can’t swim? A tourist!
57. Why did the South Carolina tree go to therapy? It had too many “logs” to work through!
58. What do you call a South Carolinian with a sheep under one arm and a pig under the other? A farmer!
59. Why don’t South Carolinians use elevators? They don’t trust “uplift”ing technology!
60. What did the South Carolina cookie say to the baker? “I’m feeling crumby!”
61. Why did the South Carolina quarterback bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
62. What do you call a South Carolinian with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other? A farmer!
63. Why did the South Carolina tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
64. What do you call a South Carolinian who tells jokes while fishing? A real catch!
65. Why did the South Carolina baseball team go to the bank? They wanted to get their pitcher changed!
66. What do you call a South Carolinian with no arms or legs, lying on the doorstep? Mat!
67. Why did the South Carolina chicken go to the seance? To talk to Colonel Sanders!
68. What do you call a South Carolinian who wins the lottery? Unemployed!
69. Why did the South Carolina tree go to the barbershop? It needed a trim!
70. What do you call a South Carolinian who can’t play golf? A golfer!
71. Why did the South Carolina chef get kicked out of the restaurant? They couldn’t stop seasoning the food!
72. What do you call a South Carolinian who loves to sing in the rain? A shower croaker!
73. Why don’t South Carolinians use the internet? They can’t find the “web” on their computer!
74. What did the South Carolinian say after winning the lottery? “I can finally afford to fix my truck!”
75. Why did the South Carolina pig go to the party? Because it heard there was going to be a “hog” roast!
