Hey there, all you die-hard Seattle Seahawks fans! Are you ready to enter the world of pure entertainment and laughter? We’ve got a treat for you – 75 rib-tickling jokes that will have your sides splitting with glee.
From playful jabs at rival teams to wordplay that’s simply genius, we’ve got it all covered in this one-of-a-kind compilation. Soar high with these hilarious Seahawks jokes!
List of Seattle Seahawks Jokes
1. What did the football say to the Seahawks fan? “I get a kick out of you!”
2. Why did the Seattle Seahawks hire a gardener? Because they needed help with all the “turf” decisions!
3. How did the Seahawks player feel after a long game? Tackled, but not defeated!
4. What do you call a seagull wearing a Seahawks jersey? A “touchdown bird”!
5. Why did the Seahawks coach bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to “climb” the ranks!
6. What did the Seahawks fan say when the team won the Super Bowl? “I’m on cloud nine and the 12th man!”
7. How do Seahawks fans greet each other during football season? With a “Russell Wilson” handshake!
8. Why did the Seahawks player bring a pencil to the game? Because he wanted to “draw” up a winning play!
9. What do you call a Seahawks player who can play multiple positions? A “flexHawk”!
10. Why did the Seahawks bring their own hot dogs to the game? Because they wanted to “relish” the victory!
11. How did the Seahawks player feel after scoring a touchdown? Like he was “soaring” to new heights!
12. Why did the Seahawks player always have an umbrella with him? Because he was afraid of the “rain” of interceptions!
13. What do you call a Seahawks player who can catch any pass? A “reception hawk”!
14. How did the Seahawks player feel after a successful tackle? Like he “sacked” the day!
15. Why do Seahawks players make good gardeners? Because they know how to “tend” the end zone!
16. What’s a Seahawks fan’s favorite type of music? Rock and “Russell”!
17. Why did the Seahawks player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to “rise” above the competition!
18. How do Seahawks fans cool off during a hot game? With some “Russellberry” ice cream!
19. What’s a Seahawks player’s favorite type of sandwich? A “tackle-o” sandwich!
20. Why did the Seahawks player always carry a compass? Because he wanted to find the “end zone”!
21. How did the Seahawks player feel after a big win? Like he was walking on “Seahawk Road”!
22. What do you call a seagull that supports the Seahawks? A “squawk-eye”!
23. Why did the Seahawks player bring a flashlight to the game? Because he wanted to “shine” on the field!
24. How do Seahawks fans travel to away games? By “Russell-ing” up some plane tickets!
25. Why did the Seahawks player bring an extra pair of socks to the game? Because he didn’t want to “slip up”!
26. What do you call a Seahawks player who loves to fish? A “catch and Seahawk”!
27. How did the Seahawks player feel after a touchdown? Like he was on “top of the Space Needle”!
28. Why did the Seahawks player become a musician? Because he wanted to “score” in a different way!
29. What do you call a Seahawks fan who loves to dance? A “touchdown tapper”!
30. How did the Seahawks player feel after a game-winning field goal? Like he “split the uprights” of victory!
31. Why did the Seahawks player wear a snorkel to practice? Because he wanted to “dive” into success!
32. What’s a Seahawks fan’s favorite type of cookie? A “12th man-snickerdoodle”!
33. How do Seahawks players enjoy the offseason? By “Hawk”-ing the beach!
34. Why did the Seahawks player bring a map to the game? Because he didn’t want to get “lost” on the field!
35. What’s a Seahawks fan’s favorite kind of pizza? A “touchdown pepperoni”!
36. How did the Seahawks player feel after a game-winning interception? Like he caught a “super fish”!
37. Why did the Seahawks player bring a pillow to the game? Because he wanted to “dream” of victory!
38. What do you call a Seahawks fan with a broken leg? A “limping 12th man”!
39. How do Seahawks fans celebrate a win? With a “russell-sprout” of joy!
40. Why did the Seahawks player bring a camera to the game? To capture all the “touchdown memories”!
41. What do you call a Seahawks player who can juggle footballs? A “Hawkrobat”!
42. How did the Seahawks player feel after a game-winning catch? Like he made a “Seahawk dive” into the end zone!
43. Why did the Seahawks player bring an extra pair of shoes to the game? Because he wanted to “step up” his performance!
44. What’s a Seahawks fan’s favorite type of movie? A “touchdown thriller”!
45. How do Seahawks players stay warm during a cold game? With some “Marshawn mellows”!
46. Why did the Seahawks player bring a deck of cards to the game? Because he wanted to “shuffle” the defense!
47. What do you call a Seahawks player who can run really fast? A “speedHawk”!
48. How did the Seahawks player feel after a game-winning touchdown? Like he was on “Cloud 12”!
49. Why did the Seahawks player always wear a helmet to bed? Because he dreamed of “scoring” touchdowns!
50. What do you call a Seahawks player who can throw a perfect spiral? A “Hawk-a-doodle-doo”!
51. Why did the Seahawks player bring a helmet to the grocery store? To protect himself from any “sack” lunches!
52. What do you call a Seahawks player who is great at math? A “calculating Seahawk”!
53. How did the Seahawks player feel after a game-winning interception return for a touchdown? Like he scored a “pick-six” in life!
54. Why did the Seahawks player always carry a compass? To ensure he was always heading in the right “direction”!
55. What do you call a Seahawks player who loves to read books? A “literary Seahawk”!
56. How did the Seahawks player feel after a successful Hail Mary pass? Like he had a direct line to the “end zone gods”!
57. Why did the Seahawks player bring a surfboard to the game? Because he wanted to “ride the wave” of victory!
58. Why did the Seahawks player bring a towel to the game? Because he wanted to “wipe away” the competition!
59. What do you call a Seahawks player who can kick long field goals? A “legion of “boom” kicker”!
60. How did the Seahawks player feel after a game-winning touchdown pass? Like he threw the “perfect seaducer”!
61. Why did the Seahawks player bring a telescope to the game? To “spot” open receivers from afar!
62. What’s a Seahawks fan’s favorite type of sandwich? A “12th man club”!
63. How did the Seahawks player feel after a successful onside kick recovery? Like he “recovered” a hidden treasure!
64. Why did the Seahawks player bring a fishing rod to the game? Because he wanted to “reel in” the victory!
65. What do you call a Seahawks fan who can recite every play from memory? A “football prodigy”!
66. How did the Seahawks player feel after a game-winning tackle? Like he made a “Seahawk sweep”!
67. What’s a Seahawks fan’s favorite type of dessert? A “touchdown sundae”!
68. What do you call a Seahawks player who can jump really high? A “leapHawk”!
69. How did the Seahawks player feel after a successful block? Like he built a “defensive wall”!
70. Why did the Seahawks player become a chef? Because he wanted to “cook” up some victories!
71. What do you call a Seahawks fan who can’t stop talking about the team? A “12th maniac”!
72. How did the Seahawks player feel after a game-winning fumble recovery? Like he found buried “treasure”!
73. Why did the Seahawks player bring a magnifying glass to the game? To “spot” any weaknesses in the opposing team!
74. What’s a Seahawks fan’s favorite type of cereal? “Marshawn-O’s”!
75. How did the Seahawks player feel after a successful pass deflection? Like he “blocked” the opponent’s plans!
