Hey there, fellow Pittsburgh Steelers fan! Are you in need of a good chuckle or two? Or maybe you just want to impress your football-loving friends with some witty banter. Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt with 75 hilarious jokes that are sure to tickle anyone’s funny bone.
We’ve got everything from puns about the iconic Terrible Towel to clever quips about Ben Roethlisberger’s infamous motorcycle accident. There’s no limit when it comes to these one-liners that will leave you gasping for air from laughing too hard!
List of Pittsburgh Steelers Jokes
1. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers order a bunch of balloons? Because they wanted to inflate their hopes of winning another Super Bowl!
2. What did the Pittsburgh Steelers fan say to their broken TV? “Don’t worry, it’s just another reception we missed!”
3. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers player bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the competition was stepping up!
4. How do the Pittsburgh Steelers celebrate a victory? They Terrible-Towel it up!
5. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback go to the bakery? Because he wanted to get some turnovers!
6. What do you call it when a Pittsburgh Steelers player moonlights as a chef? A sack-lunch specialist!
7. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers refuse to play cards? Because they were tired of folding under pressure!
8. How do you make a Pittsburgh Steelers fan stop biting their nails? Give them a Super Bowl ring!
9. What do the Pittsburgh Steelers and a possum have in common? They both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
10. Why don’t the Pittsburgh Steelers ever start a gardening business? Because they can’t seem to grow a decent running game!
11. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers go to the bank? They wanted to get their quarter back!
12. What’s the difference between a Pittsburgh Steelers fan and a parking lot? The parking lot has a chance of seeing a touchdown!
13. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers invest in a bakery? Because they heard turnovers were on the rise!
14. How do you stop a Pittsburgh Steelers player from scoring a touchdown? Put a Steelers jersey on him!
15. What’s the difference between the Pittsburgh Steelers and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar!
16. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers coach go to the bakery? He wanted to get some fresh rolls!
17. What do you call a Pittsburgh Steelers player with a Super Bowl ring? Old!
18. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers player bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the competition was raising the bar!
19. What did one Pittsburgh Steelers fan say to another during a game? “This team is really steeling my joy!”
20. Why do Pittsburgh Steelers fans make terrible detectives? Because they can’t seem to find the end zone!
21. What’s the difference between the Pittsburgh Steelers and a jigsaw puzzle? The puzzle has a chance of becoming a winner!
22. Why don’t Pittsburgh Steelers players use cell phones? Because they can’t find a receiver!
23. What did the Pittsburgh Steelers say to the football before the game? “Let’s deflate their hopes!”
24. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers player bring a shovel to the game? Because they wanted to dig themselves out of a hole!
25. What do you call a Pittsburgh Steelers player who wins the lottery? A lucky underdog!
26. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers invest in a bakery? Because they thought they kneaded more turnovers!
27. How did the Pittsburgh Steelers player get a high-paying job? They sacked the interviewer!
28. What’s the difference between the Pittsburgh Steelers and a kangaroo? The kangaroo has a good defense!
29. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers player bring a ladder to practice? Because they wanted to climb the rankings!
30. What do you call a Pittsburgh Steelers player who takes ballet lessons? A twinkle-toes tackler!
31. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers bring a deck of cards to the game? Because they wanted to shuffle the defense!
32. What do you call it when a Pittsburgh Steelers player drops a pass? An incomplete Steel Curtain!
33. Why don’t Pittsburgh Steelers players ever get sunburned? Because they always avoid the sun!
34. What’s the difference between the Pittsburgh Steelers and a drum? The drum knows how to hold a beat!
35. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers player bring a parachute to the game? Because they wanted to be prepared for an air attack!
36. What do the Pittsburgh Steelers and a blender have in common? They both need a good mix!
37. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers player bring a broom to the game? Because they wanted to sweep the competition!
38. What’s the difference between a Pittsburgh Steelers fan and a puppy? Eventually, the puppy stops whining!
39. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers player bring a calculator to practice? Because they wanted to calculate their odds of winning!
40. What do you call a Pittsburgh Steelers player who loses their jersey? Undressed Steel!
41. Why don’t the Pittsburgh Steelers ever eat ice cream? Because they can’t seem to handle the freeze!
42. What’s the difference between the Pittsburgh Steelers and a broken record? A broken record can still win a game!
43. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers player bring a fishing rod to practice? Because they wanted to reel in some victories!
44. What do you call a Pittsburgh Steelers player who always stays positive? An optimistackle!
45. Why don’t Pittsburgh Steelers players ever donate blood? Because they can’t find a vein!
46. What’s the difference between the Pittsburgh Steelers and a carpenter? A carpenter knows how to build a winning team!
47. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers player bring a camera to the game? Because they wanted to capture a winning moment!
48. How do you get a Pittsburgh Steelers player’s attention? Start talking about their contract!
49. What’s the difference between the Pittsburgh Steelers and a puzzle? The puzzle actually has a chance of coming together!
50. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers player bring a screwdriver to practice? Because they wanted to tighten up their defense!
51. What do you call it when a Pittsburgh Steelers player drops a pass? A touch-incomplete!
52. Why don’t Pittsburgh Steelers players ever go fishing? Because they can’t seem to catch anything!
53. What’s the difference between the Pittsburgh Steelers and a chicken? A chicken has a chance of crossing the goal line!
54. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers player bring a map to practice? Because they wanted to find a path to victory!
55. How many Pittsburgh Steelers players does it take to change a light bulb? None. They’re used to living in the Patriots’ shadow!
56. What do you call a Pittsburgh Steelers player with a Super Bowl ring? An antique!
57. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers player bring a fan to the game? Because they wanted some support!
58. What’s the difference between the Pittsburgh Steelers and a hot air balloon? A hot air balloon occasionally goes up!
59. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers player bring a hammer to practice? Because they wanted to nail down their strategies!
60. What do you call a Pittsburgh Steelers player who can’t catch a pass? An incomplete Steeler!
61. Why don’t Pittsburgh Steelers players ever become doctors? Because they can’t perform any successful operations!
62. What’s the difference between the Pittsburgh Steelers and a clock? A clock actually knows how to keep time!
63. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers player bring a dictionary to practice? Because they wanted to improve their vocabulary—especially when it comes to winning!
64. How do you keep a Pittsburgh Steelers player in suspense? I’ll tell you after they win a playoff game!
65. What’s the difference between the Pittsburgh Steelers and a broken pencil? A broken pencil can still lead!
66. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers player bring a shovel to practice? Because they wanted to dig deep for victory!
67. What do you call a Pittsburgh Steelers player who dances after a loss? A Terrible-Twirl!
68. Why don’t Pittsburgh Steelers players ever go to the circus? Because they can’t seem to find the end zone!
69. What’s the difference between the Pittsburgh Steelers and a broken mirror? A broken mirror brings seven years of bad luck, while the Steelers just bring bad luck!
70. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers player bring a compass to practice? Because they wanted to find their way back to winning!
71. What do you call a Pittsburgh Steelers player who gets lost in the playbook? Confused Steel!
72. Why don’t Pittsburgh Steelers players ever go to the beach? Because they can’t handle the sand!
73. What’s the difference between the Pittsburgh Steelers and a soda? A soda actually has some fizz!
74. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers player bring a telescope to practice? Because they wanted to see their chances of making the playoffs!
75. What do you call a Pittsburgh Steelers player who scores a touchdown? A rare sight!
