Hey there, feeling the pressure of an impending test? Are you plagued by endless worries and unable to concentrate on your studies? Believe me, I’ve been there.
As a fellow sufferer of exam anxiety, I have found that laughter can work miracles! And guess what folks? In this piece, I’ll be bringing you 75 rib-tickling gags all about tests. These side-splitters will not only lift your spirits but also help keep information locked in your memory via humor.
List of Jokes About Tests
1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
2. What’s the best way to cheat on a history test? Study!
3. Why was the math test crying? It had too many “X”es!
4. What’s a test’s favorite type of music? Pop quiz!
5. Why did the student bring a ladder to the exam? Because they heard the test was going to be a high-level one!
6. How does a scientist study for a test? They use a lab report!
7. Why did the student bring a spoon to the exam? Because they wanted to have an open-book test!
8. What do you call a test that you can’t see? Transparent!
9. Why was the biology test so easy? Because it had no backbone!
10. How do you make a test paper angry? Put it in the shredder!
11. What do you call a test you take while riding a bike? A cycle test!
12. Why did the pencil bring earplugs to the test? It wanted to be sharp, but not too sharp!
13. Why did the student bring a ladder to the exam? They heard the test was going to be a hard one to climb!
14. What did one test say to the other? Let’s meet at the top of the grading curve!
15. Why did the music teacher give a test on rock and roll? To see if the students were “sharp”!
16. What do you call a test that’s full of pictures? A colorful exam!
17. Why was the math test so good at dancing? It had all the right moves!
18. What did the test say to the pencil? You’re number 2 to me!
19. Why did the test get into a fight with the student? It was tired of being marked!
20. How do you know when a test is afraid? It starts shaking!
21. What do you call a test that’s easy to pass? A breeze!
22. Why did the student wear sunglasses during the test? Because the future was so bright!
23. Why did the student bring a ladder to the exam? They wanted to climb the ranks!
24. How did the math test know it was ready for the world? It passed the “global” test!
25. Why did the test go to the doctor? It had a case of exam-nesia!
26. What do you call a test that’s a piece of cake? Sweet success!
27. Why did the geography test get a promotion? Because it knew all the “ins and outs”!
28. What’s a test’s favorite subject in school? Pop quizzes!
29. Why did the test take a nap during the exam? It needed to rest before the final stretch!
30. How do you catch a squirrel that’s taking a test? Act like a nut and distract it!
31. What’s a test’s favorite type of music? Surprisecquizzes!
32. Why was the math test so sleepy? It spent all night calculating!
33. Why did the student bring a ladder to the exam? They heard the test was going to be a tough one to climb!
34. What’s a test’s favorite animal? A cheetah, because it’s fast!
35. Why did the test go to the gym? To work out its problems!
36. What did the test say to the student? You can count on me!
37. Why did the test bring a flashlight to the exam? Because it wanted to shine!
38. What’s a test’s favorite TV show? Jeopardy!
39. Why did the history test always tell stories? It had a lot of chapters!
40. How do you make a test paper laugh? Tickle its funny bone!
41. What do you call a test that’s full of jokes? A laughable exam!
42. Why did the math test always get the highest score? It knew all the “angles”!
43. What do you call a test that measures your love for cars? Auto-biography!
44. Why did the student bring a ladder to the exam? They wanted to reach new heights!
45. How do you know when a test is in love? It has heart questions!
46. What’s a test’s favorite fruit? Cherries, because they’re pitted!
47. Why was the chemistry test so explosive? It had all the right elements!
48. What do you call a test that’s never satisfied? Greedy, it always wants more answers!
49. Why did the student bring a ladder to the exam? They wanted to climb the ladder of success!
50. How does a test get around town? By studying maps!
51. What’s a test’s favorite type of dessert? Multiple choice cake!
52. Why did the history test always carry a backpack? It had a lot of dates to remember!
53. Why did the student bring a ladder to the exam? They heard it was an uphill battle!
54. How does a test stay cool in the summer? It uses a fan!
55. What’s a test’s favorite type of weather? A passing grade!
56. Why did the test join a band? It wanted to be in the “class”ical music scene!
57. What do you call a test that’s really tiny? A small quiz-take!
58. Why was the math test so full of itself? It thought it was all “multiplied” up!
59. How does a test get its daily exercise? By doing mental push-ups!
60. What do you call a test that’s always happy? Joy exams!
61. Why did the student bring a ladder to the exam? They wanted to climb the ladder of knowledge!
62. What’s a test’s favorite game to play? Hide and grade!
63. Why was the geography test so well-traveled? It covered a lot of ground!
64. What do you callca test that’s full of surprises? A tricky exam!
65. Why did the math test bring a calculator to the exam? It didn’t trust its own calculations!
66. How does a test order its favorite food? Scan-tron delivery!
67. What’s a test’s favorite type of cookie? Fortune cookies, because they predict success!
68. Why did the history test always carry a map? It wanted to explore different eras!
69. What do you call a test that’s always questioning itself? A doubtful exam!
70. Why did the student bring a ladder to the exam? They wanted to climb the ladder of achievement!
71. How do you make a test paper jump? Put a question mark at the end!
72. What’s a test’s favorite exercise? Exam-cises!
73. Why was the math test always so focused? It had a “prime” objective!
74. What do you call a test that’s always moving? A mobile exam!
75. Why did the student bring a ladder to the exam? They wanted to reach new heights of knowledge!
