Tired of dragging through the middle of the week? Well, you’re not alone. Wednesdays can be a real drag, leaving us feeling like we’re stuck in a never-ending cycle. But don’t worry, friend! I’ve got just what you need to shake off that mid-week slump and add some joy to your day.
Let’s dive into 75 side-splitting jokes about Wednesday that are bound to make you laugh out loud. From clever puns and snappy one-liners to amusing observations and hilarious tales, this collection has it all. Whether you’re on break at work or lounging around at home, these rib-tickling jokes will bring sunshine to your day.
So put up those tired feet, grab a snack (or two), and let’s have ourselves a good old-fashioned laugh fest – because why should hump day bring us down? Let’s lift each other up instead!
List of Jokes about Wednesday
1. Why did the calendar look forward to Wednesday? Because it was the “hump” day of the week!
2. What do you call a camel that loves Wednesdays? A hump-day enthusiast!
3. Why did the chef make spaghetti on Wednesday? Because it was “wheaty” Wednesday!
4. What do you call Wednesday when you’re on vacation? Just another day in paradise!
5. Why did the superhero wear a cape on Wednesday? Because it was “whoosh” Wednesday!
6. What do you call a Wednesday that’s also a holiday? A midweek treat!
7. Why did the chicken cross the road on Wednesday? Because it was “waddle” Wednesday!
8. What do you call a Wednesday with perfect weather? A “sun”-sational hump day!
9. Why did the farmer plant seeds on Wednesday? Because it was “watering” Wednesday!
10. What do you call a Wednesday that falls on the first of the month? A fresh start to the midweek!
11. Why did the baker make donuts on Wednesday? Because it was “wheely” good Wednesday!
12. What do you call a Wednesday that’s also your birthday? A hump-day celebration!
13. Why did the musician play the drums on Wednesday? Because it was “whack” Wednesday!
14. What do you call a Wednesday with a full moon? A “werewolf” Wednesday!
15. Why did the pirate go treasure hunting on Wednesday? Because it was “wealthy” Wednesday!
16. What do you call a Wednesday with a meteor shower? A “wishing” Wednesday!
17. Why did the artist paint a landscape on Wednesday? Because it was “watercolor” Wednesday!
18. What do you call a Wednesday with a rainbow? A “wonderful” Wednesday!
19. Why did the magician perform a trick on Wednesday? Because it was “wizardry” Wednesday!
20. What do you call a Wednesday that’s also Valentine’s Day? A “warm-hearted” Wednesday!
21. Why did the athlete go for a run on Wednesday? Because it was “workout” Wednesday!
22. What do you call a Wednesday with a solar eclipse? A “wondrous” Wednesday!
23. Why did the chef make waffles on Wednesday? Because it was “waffle” Wednesday!
24. What do you call a Wednesday with a snowstorm? A “wintry” Wednesday!
25. Why did the detective solve a mystery on Wednesday? Because it was “whodunit” Wednesday!
26. What do you call a Wednesday that’s also Halloween? A “wicked” Wednesday!
27. Why did the gardener water the plants on Wednesday? Because it was “watering-can” Wednesday!
28. What do you call a Wednesday with a thunderstorm? A “wild” Wednesday!
29. Why did the comedian tell jokes on Wednesday? Because it was “wisecrack” Wednesday!
30. What do you call a Wednesday that’s also New Year’s Day? A “welcome” Wednesday!
31. Why did the scientist conduct an experiment on Wednesday? Because it was “wacky” Wednesday!
32. What do you call a Wednesday with a beautiful sunset? A “wow”-worthy Wednesday!
33. Why did the librarian read a book on Wednesday? Because it was “wordy” Wednesday!
34. What do you call a Wednesday that’s also Christmas? A “winter wonderland” Wednesday!
35. Why did the chef make a sandwich on Wednesday? Because it was “wich” Wednesday!
36. What do you call a Wednesday with a rainbow and a pot of gold? A “whimsical” Wednesday!
37. Why did the musician play the guitar on Wednesday? Because it was “wah-wah” Wednesday!
38. What do you call a Wednesday with a double rainbow? A “what-a-sight” Wednesday!
39. Why did the baker make a cake on Wednesday? Because it was “whisk” Wednesday!
40. What do you call a Wednesday with a shooting star? A “wishful” Wednesday!
41. Why did the astronaut go to space on Wednesday? Because it was “weightless” Wednesday!
42. What do you call a Wednesday with a parade? A “whistle and wave” Wednesday!
43. Why did the chef make a salad on Wednesday? Because it was “wellness” Wednesday!
44. What do you call a Wednesday with a carnival? A “whirlwind” Wednesday!
45. Why did the poet write a poem on Wednesday? Because it was “wordsmith” Wednesday!
46. What do you call a Wednesday with a circus? A “whimsy” Wednesday!
47. Why did the bird watcher go birding on Wednesday? Because it was “warbler” Wednesday!
48. What do you call a Wednesday with a festival? A “whoop-de-doo” Wednesday!
49. Why did the chef make soup on Wednesday? Because it was “warm-up” Wednesday!
50. What do you call a Wednesday with a fireworks display? A “wowza” Wednesday!
51. Why did the sailor go sailing on Wednesday? Because it was “wave” Wednesday!
52. What do you call a Wednesday with a magic show? A “wand-erful” Wednesday!
53. Why did the chef make pasta on Wednesday? Because it was “wriggly” Wednesday!
54. What do you call a Wednesday with a dance party? A “wiggle and groove” Wednesday!
55. Why did the photographer take pictures on Wednesday? Because it was “wonder-lens” Wednesday!
56. What do you call a Wednesday with a comedy show? A “wisecrack” Wednesday!
57. Why did the chef make a pie on Wednesday? Because it was “wholesome” Wednesday!
58. What do you call a Wednesday with a talent show? A “wow-’em” Wednesday!
59. Why did the traveler go on an adventure on Wednesday? Because it was “wanderlust” Wednesday!
60. What do you call a Wednesday with a costume party? A “wardrobe” Wednesday!
61. Why did the chef make sushi on Wednesday? Because it was “wasabi” Wednesday!
62. What do you call a Wednesday with a marathon? A “windy” Wednesday!
63. Why did the chef make a burger on Wednesday? Because it was “whopper” Wednesday!
64. What do you call a Wednesday with a trivia night? A “what’s-the-answer” Wednesday!
65. Why did the chef make a smoothie on Wednesday? Because it was “whirl” Wednesday!
66. What do you call a Wednesday with a soccer match? A “winning-goal” Wednesday!
67. Why did the chef make a stew on Wednesday? Because it was “warming” Wednesday!
68. What do you call a Wednesday with a basketball game? A “whoosh” Wednesday!
69. Why did the chef make a milkshake on Wednesday? Because it was “whirly” Wednesday!
70. What do you call a Wednesday with a tennis match? A “whack-the-ball” Wednesday!
71. Why did the chef make a pizza on Wednesday? Because it was “wheely-cheesy” Wednesday!
72. What do you call a Wednesday with a swim meet? A “wave-making” Wednesday!
73. Why did the chef make a hot dog on Wednesday? Because it was “wiener” Wednesday!
74. What do you call a Wednesday with a track meet? A “whooshing” Wednesday!
75. Why did the chef make a sandwich on Wednesday? Because it was “wich-is-which” Wednesday!
