Hey there, are you ready to laugh your socks off? If cheesy jokes are your jam, then boy do I have a treat for you! I’ve scoured the internet and brainstormed till my brain was as melted as a pot of fondue. But finally, after much laborious work, I’ve come up with 20 punny cheese one-liners that will tickle your funny bone like no other. No matter if you’re a cheddar champ or brie fanatic, these jokes are guaranteed to bring some joy into your day. So kick back and get ready for some dairy goodness – it’s time to get cheesy!
List of Jokes About Cheese
1. Why did the cheese go to the doctor? Because it was feeling blue.
2. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi.
3. What do you call a cheese that is not yours? Nacho cheese.
4. What do you call cheese that is not yours and is also afraid? Cheeses-cared.
5. Why did the cheese fail to make the honor roll? It lacked curd-ige.
6. Why did the cheese refuse to go on a date with the wine? It was too mature for it.
7. Why was the cheese always alone? Because it was always provolone.
8. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a pirate? Arrr-dammer.
9. What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi-nate.
10. What do you call a cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
11. Why did the cheese refuse to listen to any more jokes? It was fed up of all the cheesy puns.
12. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a superhero? Monterey Jack Sparrow.
13. Why did the cheese go to the art museum? It wanted to see the Mona Feta.
14. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a rapper? Tupac-shakur.
15. Why did the cheese go to the gym? It wanted to get grated.
16. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and has a beard? Feta-santa.
17. What did the cheese say when it was offered a job? That’s grate!
18. What do you call a cheese that can play an instrument? A cheese whiz.
19. What did the cheese say when it proposed to the tomato? We make a grate pear!
20. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a philosopher? Brie-tzsche.
21. Why was the cheese always happy? Because it found its whey.
22. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a country singer? Dolly Pardon-me.
23. What did the cheese say when it was surprised? Oh my Gouda!
24. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a basketball player? Kobe Gouda.
25. Why did the cheese go to the doctor? It was feeling bleu.
26. What did the cheese say when it was asked if it wanted to go dancing? I don’t give Edam.
27. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a doctor? Dr. Mozarella.
28. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a rockstar? Brie-yoncé.
29. Why did the cheese start doing yoga? It wanted to get more cheddar flexible.
30. What did the cheese say when it was complimented? You’re making me melt.
31. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a comedian? Jimmy Cheddar.
32. Why did the cheese refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting grated.
33. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a detective? Sherlock Gouda.
34. What did the cheese say when it was scared? I’m a frayed knot.
35. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a poet? William Chedder.
36. What did the cheese say when it was asked if it wanted to go to the gym? Dairy, dairy not.
37. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a magician? Houdini-brie.
38. Why did the cheese go to the beach? It wanted to get some sun-dried tomatoes.
39. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a politician? Camembert Obama.
40. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a race car driver? Jeff Gouda.
41. What did the cheese say when it was asked how it was feeling? Feta than ever.
42. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a ghost? Munster Mash.
43. Why did the cheese refuse to go on a picnic? It was afraid of getting grated.
44. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a fighter? Jack Cheese Chan.
45. What did the cheese say when it was asked how much it weighed? I’m not sure, I’m just curd.
46. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a teacher? Professor Cheddar.
47. Why did the cheese refuse to go to the party? It didn’t want to be a party-pooper.
48. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a gardener? Eden Cheese.
49. What did the cheese say when it was asked if it wanted to go to space? That’s one small step for cheese, one giant leap for cheesekind.
50. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a judge? Parmesan Hilton.
51. Why did the cheese refuse to go on a hike? It was not feta-nough.
52. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a singer? Cheesy Houston.
53. What did the cheese say when it was asked how smart it was? I’m feeling Gouda.
54. What do you call a cheese that is not yours and is a pilot? Captain Gouda.
55. Why did the cheese refuse to go to the museum? It had already seen all the cheesy exhibits.
