Hey there, fellow Washington Nationals enthusiasts! Are you someone who enjoys a good laugh and some top-notch baseball banter? Look no further – I’ve got just what you need! Get ready to chuckle your way through 75 hilarious jokes about everything from past struggles to player quirks.
So sit back, relax and prepare yourself for some knee-slapping comedy gold!
List of Washington Nationals Jokes
1. Why did the Washington Nationals hire a pastry chef? Because they needed someone to make all those turnovers!
2. What did the Washington Nationals fan say to the umpire? “Can you call a taxi? Because this team needs a new driver!”
3. Why did the Washington Nationals bring a ladder to the baseball game? Because they heard the tickets were in the nosebleed section!
4. How do Washington Nationals players stay cool during a game? They sit next to the fans!
5. Why did the Washington Nationals hire an archeologist? Because they’re always digging themselves into a hole!
6. What do you call it when the Washington Nationals win a game? A miracle!
7. Why did the Washington Nationals install a swimming pool in their stadium? Because they heard their fans loved diving!
8. What did the Washington Nationals fan say to the team’s mascot? “Nice to see you! It’s been a while since I’ve seen a good performance!”
9. Why did the Washington Nationals switch to using artificial turf? Because it’s easier to sweep them under it!
10. How do the Washington Nationals count to ten? 0-1, 0-2, 0-3…
11. Why did the Washington Nationals hire a magician? Because they needed someone to make their lead disappear!
12. What do you call a Washington Nationals player with no hits, no runs, and no errors? Unemployed!
13. Why did the Washington Nationals start a gardening club? Because they wanted to see something grow!
14. What’s the difference between the Washington Nationals and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill!
15. Why did the Washington Nationals build a new bullpen? Because their old one couldn’t hold anything!
16. What did the Washington Nationals fan say when asked why they were late to the game? “I wanted to make sure I didn’t miss any scoring opportunities!”
17. Why did the Washington Nationals sign a baker? Because they needed someone to bring some rolls to the plate!
18. How do you make a Washington Nationals fan stop biting their nails? Give them a nail-biter of a game!
19. What do you call a Washington Nationals player who steals bases? A rare sight!
20. Why did the Washington Nationals start a music band? Because they were tired of hearing the sound of crickets in their stadium!
21. What did the Washington Nationals fan say to the fortune teller? “When will our team’s luck change?”
22. Why did the Washington Nationals hire a lifeguard? Because they keep drowning in their own tears!
23. What’s the Washington Nationals’ favorite type of bread? Loafing!
24. Why did the Washington Nationals build a statue of a vacuum cleaner in their stadium? Because it sucks up all the hope!
25. How do the Washington Nationals players stay in shape during the offseason? They count the number of times they’ve disappointed their fans!
26. What did the Washington Nationals fan say to the team’s manager? “Can you please manage to win a game?”
27. Why did the Washington Nationals start a recycling program? Because they’re experts at recycling their seasons!
28. How do you keep a Washington Nationals player from stealing a base? Hide second and third!
29. Why did the Washington Nationals hire a motivational speaker? Because they needed someone to inspire their fans to stay until the end of the game!
30. What did the Washington Nationals fan say to their friend? “I’d lend you my Nationals cap, but I don’t want you to catch the losing streak!”
31. Why did the Washington Nationals start a construction company? Because they’re always rebuilding!
32. How many Washington Nationals fans does it take to change a light bulb? None. They’re used to sitting in the dark!
33. What’s the Washington Nationals’ favorite movie? “Gone in 60 Seconds!”
34. Why did the Washington Nationals sign a meteorologist? Because they needed someone to predict their rainouts!
35. What did the Washington Nationals fan say to the team’s owner? “Can you trade the whole team for a winning lottery ticket?”
36. Why did the Washington Nationals hire a math teacher? Because they needed help with their counting skills!
37. How do you make a Washington Nationals fan smile? Just ask them about the team’s chances in the playoffs!
38. What’s the difference between the Washington Nationals and a sad movie? A sad movie ends, but the Nationals’ misery lasts the whole season!
39. Why did the Washington Nationals start a comedy club? Because they’re experts at providing laughs to the opposing teams!
40. What’s the Washington Nationals’ favorite type of music? One-hit wonders!
41. Why did the Washington Nationals hire a landscaper? Because they needed someone to rake the field after every game!
42. What did the Washington Nationals fan say to their friend after a loss? “At least we’re consistent!”
43. Why did the Washington Nationals start a dance troupe? Because they’re good at taking a few steps forward and a lot of steps back!
44. How do the Washington Nationals players cool off during a hot game? They turn on the fans!
45. Why did the Washington Nationals hire a magician? Because they needed someone to make their playoff hopes disappear!
46. What do you call it when the Washington Nationals win two games in a row? A winning streak!
47. Why did the Washington Nationals start a cooking show? Because they’re experts at serving up disappointment!
48. How do you make a Washington Nationals player feel important? Give them a mirror and tell them they’re the MVP!
49. What’s the Washington Nationals’ favorite dessert? Sour grapes!
50. Why did the Washington Nationals start a fashion line? Because they’re always out of style!
51. What do you call a Washington Nationals player with a lot of errors? A liability!
52. Why did the Washington Nationals hire a tour guide? Because they’re used to taking people on long, disappointing journeys!
53. How do the Washington Nationals players communicate with each other during a game? They use sign language!
54. What did the Washington Nationals fan say to the team’s pitcher? “Throwing the game seems to be your only strikeout pitch!”
55. Why did the Washington Nationals start a puzzle club? Because they’re always missing a few pieces!
56. How do the Washington Nationals players stay positive during a losing streak? They convince themselves that practice makes perfect!
57. What’s the Washington Nationals’ favorite board game? Sorry!
58. Why did the Washington Nationals start a book club? Because they’re experts at finishing in the last chapter!
59. What do you call a Washington Nationals player who never swings the bat? A spectator!
60. Why did the Washington Nationals hire a meteorologist? Because they needed someone to explain why it always rains on their parade!
61. How do you stop a Washington Nationals player from stealing a base? Put up a “No Trespassing” sign!
62. What did the Washington Nationals fan say to the team’s mascot? “Can you find us a winning streak in that costume?”
63. Why did the Washington Nationals start a travel agency? Because they’re always on the road to disappointment!
64. What do you call a Washington Nationals player who hits a home run? A rare occurrence!
65. Why did the Washington Nationals hire a therapist? Because they needed someone to help their fans cope with the constant disappointment!
66. How do the Washington Nationals players stay hydrated during a game? They collect their tears in water bottles!
67. What did the Washington Nationals fan say to their friend after a loss? “That game was a real Nationals classic!”
68. Why did the Washington Nationals start a gardening club? Because they’re experts at cultivating disappointment!
69. How do you make a Washington Nationals player run faster? Give them a contract with another team!
70. What’s the Washington Nationals’ favorite type of comedy? Slapstick, because they’re always falling flat!
71. Why did the Washington Nationals start a bakery? Because they kneaded some dough after all those losses!
72. What do you call a Washington Nationals player who can steal bases? A rare gem!
73. Why did the Washington Nationals start a theater troupe? Because they’re used to putting on a show of disappointment!
74. How do the Washington Nationals players stay entertained during a rain delay? They watch reruns of their previous losses!
75. What did the Washington Nationals fan say to their friend? “Let’s go watch a movie instead. We’ll have a better chance of seeing a happy ending!”
