Hey there, fellow Tennessee Volunteers enthusiast! Are you in the mood to add some joy and amusement to your day? Look no further! I’ve got a treat for you – 75 rib-tickling jokes that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face.
In this post, get ready to be entertained with puns and one-liners about everything from Rocky Top to Neyland Stadium. These jokes will not only make you burst into laughter but also help alleviate any pains or frustrations that typically come along with being a Vols fan.
List of Tennessee Titans Jokes
1. Why did the Titans order takeout? Because they couldn’t score a touchdown!
2. Why did the Titans bring a ladder to the football game? Because they heard the competition was fierce!
3. What did the Titans say when they won the Super Bowl? “We won by a tight end!”
4. How do Titans players stay cool during the game? They stand next to the fans!
5. Why did the Titans coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback!
6. Why did the Titans receiver bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to catch a “high” pass!
7. What do you call a Titans player with no hands? All thumbs!
8. Why did the Titans quarterback go to the bakery? To get a good roll!
9. How do the Titans make sure their grass is always green? They paint it!
10. What’s the difference between the Titans and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar!
11. Why did the Titans bring a ladder to the game? They heard the competition was “up there”!
12. Why did the Titans player bring a shovel to the game? Because he wanted to dig deep for a win!
13. What do you call a Titans player who intercepts a pass? Lucky!
14. Why did the Titans bring a ladder to the stadium? Because they heard the competition was going “over their heads”!
15. How do the Titans keep their quarterback safe? They hide him from the defense!
16. Why did the Titans player go to the bank? To get his quarterback!
17. What’s the difference between the Titans and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four!
18. Why did the Titans player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to climb the rankings!
19. Why did the Titans quarterback go to the store? To find some receivers!
20. What did the Titans player say when he scored a touchdown? “I’m titanic!”
21. Why did the Titans bring a ladder to the football game? Because they wanted to reach new heights!
22. What do you call a Titans fan with half a brain? Gifted!
23. Why did the Titans player bring a ladder to the stadium? Because he wanted to raise the bar!
24. Why did the Titans quarterback go to the bakery? To get a “pass”try!
25. How many Titans players does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’re afraid of the spotlight!
26. Why did the Titans bring a ladder to the game? They wanted to climb the standings!
27. What do you call a Titans player who can’t catch a ball? Out of bounds!
28. Why did the Titans player bring a shovel to the stadium? To bury the competition!
29. What’s the difference between the Titans and a dollar bill? The dollar bill is worth something!
30. Why did the Titans receiver bring a ladder to the stadium? Because he wanted to catch some “air time”!
31. How do Titans players celebrate a win? They go bowling!
32. Why did the Titans player go to the bank? To get his “check”down!
33. What’s the difference between the Titans and a pizza? The pizza can make it to the end zone!
34. Why did the Titans bring a ladder to the game? They wanted to “rise” to the occasion!
35. How do the Titans make sure their field is always level? They use a lot of turf!
36. Why did the Titans quarterback go to the store? To find some “receivers” of attention!
37. What did the Titans player say when he scored a touchdown? “Titan up!”
38. Why did the Titans bring a ladder to the stadium? Because they wanted to “climb” the rankings!
39. Why did the Titans receiver bring a shovel to the game? Because he wanted to “dig” for a victory!
40. What do you call a Titans player who intercepts a pass? Surprised!
41. Why did the Titans bring a ladder to the game? They wanted to reach for the stars!
42. Why did the Titans player go to the bank? To make a “deposit” in the end zone!
43. What’s the difference between the Titans and a pizza? The pizza can deliver!
44. Why did the Titans player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to “rise above” the competition!
45. How do the Titans keep their quarterback safe? They surround him with offensive linemen!
46. Why did the Titans player go to the store? To stock up on touchdowns!
47. What did the Titans player say when he scored a touchdown? “I’m the king of the end zone!”
48. Why did the Titans bring a ladder to the stadium? Because they wanted to “climb” to victory!
49. Why did the Titans receiver bring a shovel to the stadium? Because he was ready to bury the competition!
50. What do you call a Titans player who can’t catch a ball? Out of sync!
51. Why did the Titans bring a ladder to the game? They wanted to rise in the rankings!
52. What’s the difference between the Titans and a dollar bill? The dollar bill can make it to the end zone!
53. Why did the Titans player bring a ladder to the stadium? To elevate his game!
54. Why did the Titans quarterback go to the bakery? To get a “pastry” completion!
55. How many Titans players does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they prefer the darkness of the end zone!
56. Why did the Titans bring a ladder to the game? They wanted to climb to victory!
57. What do you call a Titans player who can’t catch a ball? A “drop”out!
58. Why did the Titans player bring a shovel to the stadium? To “dig” deep for success!
59. Why did the Titans quarterback go to the bank? To cash in on touchdowns!
60. What’s the difference between the Titans and a pizza? The pizza can actually score!
61. Why did the Titans bring a ladder to the game? They wanted to reach new heights of success!
62. How do Titans players celebrate a win? They do the “end zone” dance!
63. Why did the Titans player go to the bank? To withdraw a victory!
64. What’s the difference between the Titans and a pizza? A pizza can feed a hungry fan!
65. Why did the Titans bring a ladder to the stadium? Because they wanted to “climb” the rankings!
66. How do the Titans make sure their field is always level? They use a lot of “turf” control!
67. Why did the Titans quarterback go to the store? To find some “receivers” of praise!
68. What did the Titans player say when he scored a touchdown? “I’m the ruler of the end zone!”
69. Why did the Titans bring a ladder to the game? They wanted to “rise above” the competition!
70. Why did the Titans receiver bring a shovel to the game? Because he was ready to “dig” for victory!
71. What do you call a Titans player who intercepts a pass? A “pick”master!
72. Why did the Titans bring a ladder to the game? They wanted to “ascend” in the standings!
73. Why did the Titans player go to the bank? To make a “withdrawal” from the end zone!
74. What’s the difference between the Titans and a pizza? A pizza can satisfy a hungry crowd!
75. Why did the Titans player bring a ladder to the stadium? To “climb” to victory!
