Hey there, Portland! Are you ready to experience a night of laughter like never before? We’ve got 75 jokes that are sure to leave you in stitches. Trust us, whether you’re a die-hard Trail Blazers fan or just love a good laugh, these jokes are not to be missed.
It’s time to ignite the wildfire of laughter within you and let loose with our hilarious Portland Trail Blazers jokes. So what are you waiting for? Get ready to blaze the comedy trail and join us for an unforgettable night filled with side-splitting humor!
List of Portland Trail Blazers Jokes
1. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to be closer to the Trail Blazers’ shooting percentage!
2. What do the Trail Blazers and smartphones have in common? They both have a lot of turnovers!
3. Why did the Trail Blazers always bring a map to games? Because they kept getting lost on the court!
4. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite type of music? Turnovers!
5. How do the Trail Blazers count to ten? 0-1, 0-2, 0-3…
6. Why did the Trail Blazers open a bakery? Because they’re always turning over turnovers!
7. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite pizza topping? Extra turnovers!
8. Why did the Trail Blazers start a gardening club? They needed some help with their shooting percentage!
9. How do the Trail Blazers stay cool during games? They sit next to the fans!
10. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite dessert? Turnover pie!
11. Why did the Trail Blazers bring a broom to the game? They heard the other team was sweeping!
12. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite board game? Turnover Trouble!
13. Why did the Trail Blazers become bakers? They were tired of turning over the ball!
14. What do you call a Trail Blazers player with no hands? Turnover-free!
15. Why did the Trail Blazers go to the bakery before the game? They needed some extra rolls!
16. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite song? “Oops, I Did It Again” by Britney Spears!
17. Why did the Trail Blazers bring a calculator to the game? They wanted to keep track of their shooting percentage!
18. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite type of cookie? Turnovers!
19. Why did the Trail Blazers start a comedy club? They wanted to work on their turnover jokes!
20. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite dance move? The turnover shuffle!
21. Why did the Trail Blazers start a bakery? They needed a backup plan for when they retire from basketball!
22. What do the Trail Blazers and a broken pencil have in common? They both have a lot of erasers!
23. Why did the Trail Blazers start a recycling program? They wanted to reuse all their missed shots!
24. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite type of cheese? Swiss, because it has the most holes just like their defense!
25. Why did the Trail Blazers bring a dictionary to the game? They wanted to learn the definition of “defense”!
26. What do you call a Trail Blazers player who can make a layup? An anomaly!
27. Why did the Trail Blazers become accountants? They wanted to figure out their shooting percentage!
28. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite fruit? Turnovers!
29. Why did the Trail Blazers bring a magician to the game? They needed some tricks to make their shots disappear!
30. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite type of flower? Tulips, because they always “tip-off”!
31. Why did the Trail Blazers join a circus? They wanted to practice their turnovers on a tightrope!
32. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite game show? “The Price Is Turnovers”!
33. Why did the Trail Blazers start a puzzle club? They wanted to improve their shooting percentage by putting the pieces together!
34. What do the Trail Blazers and a broken record have in common? They both keep repeating the same mistakes!
35. Why did the Trail Blazers start a car wash? They needed to clean up their act!
36. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite type of bread? Turnovers!
37. Why did the Trail Blazers become chefs? They wanted to cook up some turnovers!
38. What do the Trail Blazers and a leaky faucet have in common? They both have a lot of drips!
39. Why did the Trail Blazers start a gardening club? They needed to practice their “shooting”!
40. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite type of bird? Tur-NO-vers!
41. Why did the Trail Blazers become weather forecasters? They wanted to predict how many turnovers they’ll have in a game!
42. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite TV show? “Whose Turnover Is It Anyway?”
43. Why did the Trail Blazers start a pottery class? They needed to work on their “shot”-put!
44. What do the Trail Blazers and a broken clock have in common? They both have bad timing!
45. Why did the Trail Blazers become astronauts? They wanted to take their turnovers to new heights!
46. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite type of ice cream? Turnover swirl!
47. Why did the Trail Blazers start a construction company? They needed to build a better defense!
48. What do the Trail Blazers and a broken compass have in common? They both have no direction!
49. Why did the Trail Blazers bring a pack of cards to the game? They needed something to do during all the timeouts!
50. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite vegetable? Turnovers!
51. Why did the Trail Blazers become teachers? They wanted to educate the other teams on how to create turnovers!
52. What do the Trail Blazers and a broken vase have in common? They both shatter under pressure!
53. Why did the Trail Blazers start a dance studio? They needed to practice their “turnovers”!
54. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite type of sandwich? Turnovers on rye!
55. Why did the Trail Blazers become plumbers? They needed to fix all the leaks in their defense!
56. What do the Trail Blazers and a faulty light bulb have in common? They both can’t seem to find the basket!
57. Why did the Trail Blazers become firefighters? They wanted to put out all their turnovers!
58. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite type of cereal? Turnovers!
59. Why did the Trail Blazers start a math club? They needed help figuring out their shooting percentage!
60. What do the Trail Blazers and a broken seesaw have in common? They both have no balance!
61. Why did the Trail Blazers bring a telescope to the game? They wanted to see if they could spot any defense!
62. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite type of soup? Turnover stew!
63. Why did the Trail Blazers start a book club? They wanted to study the art of turnovers!
64. What do the Trail Blazers and a broken umbrella have in common? They both can’t protect against a storm!
65. Why did the Trail Blazers become DJs? They wanted to drop the beat and drop the turnovers!
66. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite type of candy? Turnover crunch!
67. Why did the Trail Blazers start a balloon animal business? They needed to practice twisting their shots!
68. What do the Trail Blazers and a broken escalator have in common? They both can’t seem to go up!
69. Why did the Trail Blazers become detectives? They needed to investigate where all their turnovers were coming from!
70. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite type of shoe? Turnovers!
71. Why did the Trail Blazers start a chess club? They needed to learn some strategy to prevent turnovers!
72. What do the Trail Blazers and a broken zipper have in common? They both can’t close!
73. Why did the Trail Blazers become magicians? They wanted to make their turnovers disappear!
74. What’s the Trail Blazers’ favorite type of soda? Turnover fizz!
75. Why did the Trail Blazers start a shoe store? They needed some new kicks to improve their shooting!
