Hey there, fellow basketball enthusiasts! Are you tired of watching the New York Knicks disappoint season after season? Well, fear not my friends, because I’ve got something that will put a smile on your face. Get ready to laugh out loud as I present to you 75 side-splitting jokes about our beloved Knicks.
So what are you waiting for? Grab some popcorn and get ready for an entertaining ride through these amusing Knicks jokes!
List of New York Knicks Jokes
1. Why did the New York Knicks bring a ladder to the game? Because they wanted to shoot for the stars!
2. What do you call it when the New York Knicks win a championship? A miracle!
3. Why did the New York Knicks go to the bank? To get their change for the playoffs!
4. What’s the difference between the New York Knicks and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
5. Why did the New York Knicks fan bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the Knicks couldn’t jump!
6. How many New York Knicks players does it take to change a light bulb? None, they’re all used to living in the shadows.
7. Why don’t the New York Knicks drink tea? Because the Celtics and the Heat always take it!
8. Why do New York Knicks players make good detectives? Because they can’t seem to find a clue on the court!
9. Why did the New York Knicks wear name tags? Because they don’t recognize each other!
10. How do the New York Knicks measure success? By counting the number of fans who leave early.
11. Why did the New York Knicks install a new clock at Madison Square Garden? Because they wanted to make sure there was at least one thing that could count down.
12. What’s the New York Knicks’ favorite type of music? One-hit wonders!
13. Why did the New York Knicks players go to the bakery? To get some turnovers!
14. Why did the New York Knicks go to the library? To look up the definition of “defense”!
15. Why did the New York Knicks get a pet bird? Because it knows how to tweet better than they do!
16. What do you call a New York Knicks player with a championship ring? A former player.
17. Why don’t the New York Knicks drink coffee? Because they can’t find any cups.
18. Why did the New York Knicks go to the circus? Because they wanted to see how to perform better as clowns!
19. What do you call a New York Knicks player with a good jump shot? Retired.
20. Why did the New York Knicks change their team logo? They wanted something that better represented zero wins.
21. How do the New York Knicks spend their off-season? Looking for a new coach.
22. Why did the New York Knicks hire a comedian as their coach? They needed someone to make them laugh during games.
23. What’s the New York Knicks’ favorite play? The turnover!
24. Why don’t the New York Knicks eat popcorn at the game? They can’t handle anything that pops.
25. Why did the New York Knicks invite the janitor to join the team? They heard he was good at sweeping.
26. What do you call a New York Knicks player with a winning record? A visitor.
27. Why did the New York Knicks players always carry a map? So they can find their way to the playoffs.
28. What’s the difference between the New York Knicks and a dollar store? The dollar store has more wins.
29. Why did the New York Knicks get a pet dog? Because they needed someone to fetch the rebounds.
30. How do the New York Knicks players celebrate after a win? They’ve forgotten how to celebrate.
31. Why did the New York Knicks players start a band? Because they needed another way to miss the beat.
32. What do the New York Knicks and a broken pencil have in common? They’re both pointless.
33. Why did the New York Knicks start a gardening club? Because they’re used to being rooted to the bottom.
34. Why did the New York Knicks invite a magician to their games? They hoped he could make their losses disappear.
35. How do the New York Knicks players stay warm during games? They stand near the heaters on the bench.
36. What’s the New York Knicks’ favorite board game? Sorry!
37. Why did the New York Knicks hire a hypnotist? They wanted to see if he could make them believe they were a good team.
38. What’s the New York Knicks’ favorite type of pizza? One with extra turnovers.
39. Why did the New York Knicks players go to the comedy club? They wanted to learn some new jokes to distract the fans.
40. How do the New York Knicks players handle pressure? They let it slip through their fingers.
41. What do you call it when the New York Knicks score 100 points in a game? A typo.
42. Why don’t the New York Knicks have a team bus? They can’t find anyone who can drive.
43. Why did the New York Knicks players open a bakery? They heard they were good at turnovers.
44. What do the New York Knicks and a doormat have in common? Everyone walks all over them.
45. Why did the New York Knicks players start a book club? Because they’re used to getting plenty of time off.
46. How do the New York Knicks players stay in shape? They run away from defense.
47. Why did the New York Knicks players start a rock band? Because they’re experts at hitting rock bottom.
48. What’s the New York Knicks’ favorite movie genre? Comedy, because they love to laugh at their own mistakes.
49. Why did the New York Knicks hire a personal chef? They needed someone who could cook up a better game plan.
50. How do the New York Knicks players handle a fast break? They slow down to make sure they miss.
51. What do you call a New York Knicks player who actually makes a shot? Surprised.
52. Why did the New York Knicks players start a gardening club? Because they’re used to planting themselves at the bottom of the standings.
53. What’s the New York Knicks’ favorite type of donut? A turnover.
54. Why did the New York Knicks players start a circus troupe? They wanted to show off their clown-like skills.
55. How do the New York Knicks players deal with a full court press? They panic and turn the ball over.
56. What do you call it when the New York Knicks have a winning streak? A glitch in the matrix.
57. Why did the New York Knicks players start a construction company? They’re experts at building brick walls.
58. What’s the New York Knicks’ favorite song? “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor, because they know how to bounce back from defeat.
59. Why did the New York Knicks players start a chess club? They’re used to being checkmated on the court.
60. How do the New York Knicks players celebrate a win? They take a selfie with the scoreboard, just in case it never happens again.
61. What do you call it when the New York Knicks make it to the playoffs? A scheduling error.
62. Why did the New York Knicks players start a dance crew? They’re experts at tripping over their own feet.
63. What’s the New York Knicks’ favorite type of cookie? A turnover cookie.
64. Why did the New York Knicks hire a therapist? They needed someone to help them cope with constant disappointment.
65. How do the New York Knicks players handle a fast break? They slow down to make sure they miss the layup.
66. What do you call a New York Knicks player with good defense? A myth.
67. Why did the New York Knicks players start a pizza delivery service? They’re experts at delivering turnovers.
68. What’s the New York Knicks’ favorite TV show? “America’s Funniest Home Videos,” because they can relate to the constant blooper reels.
69. Why did the New York Knicks players start a band? They needed another way to miss the beat, just like on the court.
70. How do the New York Knicks players spend their free time? Practicing their golf swing, because they’re used to being on the “green” (the golf course) instead of the basketball court.
71. What do you call it when the New York Knicks make it to the NBA Finals? A figment of your imagination.
72. Why did the New York Knicks players start a circus act? They’re experts at juggling losses.
73. What’s the New York Knicks’ favorite type of ice cream? Rocky Road, because their season always hits a bumpy path.
74. Why did the New York Knicks players start a fashion line? They wanted to prove they can still dress for success, even if they can’t play for it.
75. How do the New York Knicks players stay positive during a losing streak? They think of it as an extended preseason.
