Calling all Memphis Grizzlies fans! Get ready to unleash your laughter with 75 jokes that’ll have you grinning and growling like a true supporter. Whether you’re a die-hard or simply enjoy a good chuckle, these jokes are guaranteed to make your paws itch with laughter.
From court-side comedy to puns that will make you roar, we’ve got the perfect blend of laughs for you. So put on your Grizzlies gear, tap into your inner bear, and buckle up for a hilarious ride with these roar-worthy Memphis and more jokes. It’s time to laugh like never before!
List of Memphis Grizzlies Jokes
1. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies bring a ladder to the game? Because they wanted to raise their score!
2. What do the Memphis Grizzlies and a poker player have in common? They both rely on good hands!
3. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies go to the bakery? Because they kneaded some dough!
4. What did the Memphis Grizzlies say to the basketball hoop? Nothing, they just shot and scored!
5. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies bring a map to the game? Because they kept getting lost on the court!
6. How do the Memphis Grizzlies like their coffee? With a lot of “Grizz-presso”!
7. What’s a Memphis Grizzlies’ favorite type of sandwich? A slam-dunk-wich!
8. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies bring a broom to the game? Because they wanted to sweep the competition!
9. What did the Memphis Grizzlies do when they won the game? They bear-hugged each other!
10. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies become bakers? Because they couldn’t stop making turnovers!
11. What did the Memphis Grizzlies say to the basketball when it apologized? No problem, let’s bounce back!
12. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies open a bakery? Because they wanted to roll in the dough!
13. What did the Memphis Grizzlies do when they found money on the court? They gave it to the charity stripe!
14. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies get a job at the circus? Because they were great at shooting hoops!
15. What did the Memphis Grizzlies say to the referee who made a bad call? Don’t be grizzly, we’ll claw our way back!
16. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies take an art class? Because they wanted to master the paint!
17. What’s a Memphis Grizzlies’ favorite type of music? Grizz-hop!
18. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies start a garden? Because they wanted to grow their own three-pointers!
19. What did the Memphis Grizzlies say to the opponent who stole the ball? Give it back, we’re not playing fetch!
20. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies bring a flashlight to the game? Because they wanted to shine on the court!
21. What did the Memphis Grizzlies say when they won the championship? We’re the grizzliest of them all!
22. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies become detectives? Because they were always good at stealing!
23. What did the Memphis Grizzlies say to the injured player? We hope you have a speedy bear-covery!
24. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies become meteorologists? Because they loved predicting “Grizz-ly” weather!
25. What’s a Memphis Grizzlies’ favorite type of movie? A slam-dunkumentary!
26. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies bring a toolbox to the game? Because they wanted to fix their defense!
27. What did the Memphis Grizzlies say to the opposing team’s mascot? Our claws are sharper than yours!
28. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies become librarians? Because they loved shooting “free” throws!
29. What’s a Memphis Grizzlies’ favorite TV show? Bear Grylls’ Adventures!
30. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies become construction workers? Because they loved building up their points!
31. What did the Memphis Grizzlies say to the fan who couldn’t find a seat? Come sit in the bear-ly occupied section!
32. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies start a comedy club? Because they always made the audience laugh with their dribbling!
33. What’s a Memphis Grizzlies’ favorite dessert? Grizz-ecake!
34. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies join a band? Because they loved playing “hoops”!
35. What did the Memphis Grizzlies say to the fan who asked for an autograph? Sure, paw-sitively!
36. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies become painters? Because they wanted to brush up on their skills!
37. What’s a Memphis Grizzlies’ favorite board game? Bearopoly!
38. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies bring a hammer to the game? Because they wanted to nail their shots!
39. What did the Memphis Grizzlies say to the fan who spilled their drink? No worries, accidents happen, just like turnovers!
40. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies start a rock band? Because they rocked the court!
41. What’s a Memphis Grizzlies’ favorite superhero? Bearvel!
42. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies bring a pillow to the game? Because they wanted to rest and rebound!
43. What did the Memphis Grizzlies say to the opponent who challenged them? You’re about to be “Grizz-tory”!
44. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies become farmers? Because they loved growing their skills!
45. What’s a Memphis Grizzlies’ favorite dance move? The Bear Spin!
46. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies bring a camera to the game? Because they wanted to capture their winning shots!
47. What did the Memphis Grizzlies say to the coach who called a timeout? We’re ready to bear down and win!
48. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies become actors? Because they always performed well on the court!
49. What’s a Memphis Grizzlies’ favorite outdoor activity? Picnics with “Grizz”ly bears!
50. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies bring a stopwatch to the game? Because they wanted to beat the clock!
51. What did the Memphis Grizzlies say to the fan who asked for advice? Just keep your paws-itive attitude!
52. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies start a car wash? Because they loved cleaning up the competition!
53. What’s a Memphis Grizzlies’ favorite video game? NBA “Bears”
54. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies bring a calculator to the game? To calculate their shooting percentage!
55. What did the Memphis Grizzlies say to the opponent who stole their mascot’s costume? Give it back, we need our “Grizz”ly look!
56. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies become firefighters? Because they always extinguished the opponent’s offense!
57. What’s a Memphis Grizzlies’ favorite ice cream flavor? Grizzberry!
58. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies bring a compass to the game? To navigate their way to victory!
59. What did the Memphis Grizzlies say to the fan who asked for a selfie? Sure, let’s capture this bear-autiful moment!
60. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies become magicians? Because they loved disappearing with the ball!
61. What’s a Memphis Grizzlies’ favorite card game? Bearjack!
62. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies bring a dictionary to the game? To improve their vocabulary of winning!
63. What did the Memphis Grizzlies say to the opponent who trash-talked them? We’ll show you who’s the real “Grizz”ly bear!
64. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies become chefs? Because they knew how to serve up a victory!
65. What’s a Memphis Grizzlies’ favorite fruit? Grizz-berries!
66. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies bring a microphone to the game? Because they wanted to hear the roar of the crowd!
67. What did the Memphis Grizzlies say to the coach who praised them? We couldn’t have done it without your great “bear” coaching!
68. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies become tailors? Because they knew how to stitch up a win!
69. What’s a Memphis Grizzlies’ favorite holiday? Bearthday!
70. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies bring a telescope to the game? To keep an eye on the victory!
71. What did the Memphis Grizzlies say to the opponent who challenged their defense? We’ll make sure you feel the bear-rier!
72. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies become doctors? Because they knew how to diagnose their opponents’ weaknesses!
73. What’s a Memphis Grizzlies’ favorite flower? Grizz-lilies!
74. Why did the Memphis Grizzlies bring a book to the game? Because they wanted to read their opponent’s moves!
75. What did the Memphis Grizzlies say to the fan who asked for an autograph? We’re here to leave a “bear”tastic mark!
