Hey there, all you Los Angeles Clippers enthusiasts! It’s time to get your game face on and gear up for some seriously side-splitting entertainment. We’ve got a collection of 75 jokes that are guaranteed to have you holding your sides in laughter.
So put on your best Clippers gear, settle into your seat in our arena filled with non-stop laughter, and get ready for the ultimate comedy extravaganza! With these hilarious jokes, we promise it’ll be a slam-dunk of fun!
List of Los Angeles Clippers Jokes
1. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the competition was “sky high”!
2. What do the Los Angeles Clippers use for their team meetings? A map, because they’re always lost!
3. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers install a mirror on their basketball court? So they could finally see a championship reflection!
4. What did the Los Angeles Clippers say when they won the NBA Finals? “Wait, is this a dream?”
5. How do the Los Angeles Clippers celebrate a victory? They go out for a nice dinner… at a second-place restaurant!
6. What do you call it when the Los Angeles Clippers win a playoff series? A rare phenomenon!
7. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers hire a comedian as their coach? To bring some laughter to their game!
8. What do you get when you cross the Los Angeles Clippers with a jigsaw puzzle? A team that can’t put the pieces together!
9. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers start a band? Because they heard the music industry could use some more one-hit wonders!
10. How do the Los Angeles Clippers introduce themselves? “Hi, we’re the other team in Los Angeles!”
11. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers hire a magician? To make their championship hopes disappear!
12. What’s the Los Angeles Clippers’ favorite type of pizza? One with lots of toppings but no rings!
13. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers open a bakery? They wanted to be known for their turnovers!
14. How many Los Angeles Clippers players does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’re used to living in the shadows!
15. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers start a gardening club? They needed practice at cultivating disappointment!
16. What did one Los Angeles Clippers fan say to another? “At least we have nice jerseys!”
17. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers become plumbers? They’re experts at flushing their playoff chances down the drain!
18. What’s the difference between the Los Angeles Clippers and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar!
19. How do the Los Angeles Clippers measure success? In near misses!
20. What did the Los Angeles Clippers do when they finally won a championship? They woke up!
21. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers join a book club? They needed help with their lack of titles!
22. What do the Los Angeles Clippers and a puzzle have in common? They’re both missing pieces!
23. How did the Los Angeles Clippers come up with their team motto? They flipped a coin!
24. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers start a construction company? They’re experts at building up hope, only to tear it down!
25. What’s the Los Angeles Clippers’ favorite game? Hide and seek, because they’re always hiding from victory!
26. How do the Los Angeles Clippers avoid injuries? They sit on the bench!
27. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers start a circus? They’re experts at performing tricks, but never win the big top prize!
28. What’s the Los Angeles Clippers’ favorite TV show? “Lost”!
29. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers become meteorologists? They’re used to predicting storms and thunderous disappointment!
30. How many Los Angeles Clippers fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’re used to sitting in the dark!
31. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers become magicians? They’re masters at disappearing in the playoffs!
32. What do the Los Angeles Clippers and a broken pencil have in common? They both have no point!
33. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers start a gardening business? They’re experts at growing disappointment!
34. How do the Los Angeles Clippers define a successful season? One where they make it past the first round of the playoffs!
35. What’s the Los Angeles Clippers’ favorite dance move? The Fumble Shuffle!
36. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers become firefighters? They’re used to being extinguished in the playoffs!
37. How do the Los Angeles Clippers stay motivated? They remind themselves that second place is just the first loser!
38. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers become chefs? They’re experts at cooking up excuses!
39. What do the Los Angeles Clippers and a broken clock have in common? They’re both right twice a day, but that’s about it!
40. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers start a fashion line? They wanted to make sure they always looked good in defeat!
41. How do the Los Angeles Clippers define a close game? One where they don’t lose by double digits!
42. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers start a zoo? They wanted to see what winning felt like from a distance!
43. What’s the Los Angeles Clippers’ favorite song? “We Are the Champions” (they just haven’t heard it in a while)!
44. How did the Los Angeles Clippers come up with their team colors? They picked the shades of disappointment!
45. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers become actors? They’re great at putting on a playoff performance, just not a winning one!
46. What’s the Los Angeles Clippers’ favorite board game? Sorry!
47. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers start a charity? They wanted to give back to the fans who stuck with them through all the disappointment!
48. How do the Los Angeles Clippers define success? By the number of heartbreaks they cause their fans!
49. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers become taxi drivers? They’re used to driving their fans home early from the playoffs!
50. What do the Los Angeles Clippers and a broken record have in common? They both keep repeating the same disappointing performance!
51. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers open a bakery? They’re great at kneading dough and crumbling in the playoffs!
52. What’s the Los Angeles Clippers’ favorite type of movie? Tragedies!
53. How did the Los Angeles Clippers come up with their team name? They just combined the words “clipping” and “hopes”!
54. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers become teachers? They’re experts at giving lessons in disappointment!
55. What’s the Los Angeles Clippers’ favorite time of the year? The offseason, where hopes are high and losses are yet to come!
56. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers start a delivery service? They’re experts at delivering heartbreak to their fans!
57. How do the Los Angeles Clippers calm their nerves before a big game? They remind themselves that there’s always next year!
58. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers become pilots? They’re used to crashing and burning in the playoffs!
59. What’s the Los Angeles Clippers’ favorite dessert? Crumble!
60. How did the Los Angeles Clippers come up with their team logo? They just took a picture of a shattered dream!
61. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers become fishermen? They’re experts at catching disappointment!
62. What’s the Los Angeles Clippers’ favorite type of puzzle? The one with a missing championship piece!
63. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers become weather forecasters? They’re used to predicting storms of defeat!
64. How do the Los Angeles Clippers boost team morale? They have a group therapy session after every loss!
65. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers start a car dealership? They wanted to sell vehicles with no championships!
66. What’s the Los Angeles Clippers’ favorite fairy tale? The Tortoise and the Hare (because they’re always playing catch-up)!
67. How did the Los Angeles Clippers come up with their team slogan? “We might not win, but we’ll always be second to none!”
68. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers become tour guides? They’re experts at taking their fans on a rollercoaster of emotions!
69. What’s the Los Angeles Clippers’ favorite ice cream flavor? Melted dreams!
70. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers start a fashion magazine? They’re great at showcasing the latest trends in disappointment!
71. How do the Los Angeles Clippers stay positive? They imagine what it would be like to win… then quickly snap back to reality!
72. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers become accountants? They’re used to counting their losses!
73. What’s the Los Angeles Clippers’ favorite type of magic trick? The disappearing act in the playoffs!
74. Why did the Los Angeles Clippers start a coffee shop? They’re great at serving up bitter disappointment!
75. How do the Los Angeles Clippers define success? By the number of “almost” championships they have!
