Hey there! Are you a fan of vampire stories and movies? Do you also happen to enjoy having a good laugh every now and then? If so, boy do I have a treat for you!
Being quite the jokester myself, I’ve spent some time scouring the internet for the most fang-tastic jokes out there about these blood-sucking creatures. Whether you’re into Twilight or prefer your vampires to be more classic like Dracula, this collection has something that will tickle your funny bone.
Now, why would someone spend their time collecting vampire jokes, you ask? Well, let’s face it – life can get pretty serious sometimes. And when things start feeling heavy and overwhelming, isn’t it nice to just sit back and enjoy some witty puns or silly one-liners that are guaranteed to make us chuckle (or even howl like a werewolf)? Besides, who doesn’t love indulging in some cheesy humor from time to time?
So go ahead and settle in with your garlic cloves nearby (just in case), because we’ve got 75 Fang-tastic Jokes About Vampires That Will Leave You Howling!
List of Jokes about Vampires
1. Why did the vampire get a job at the art gallery? He heard they had fine art-eries.
2. Why did the vampire bring a straw to the party? He wanted to have a drink.
3. What do you call a vampire who’s also a poet? A rhyming ghoul.
4. Why did the vampire become a vegetarian? He wanted to go cruelty-fang.
5. Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank? He wanted to make a withdrawal.
6. What do you call a vampire with a cold? Nose-feratu.
7. Why did the vampire get a job as a chef? He wanted to learn how to cook with garlic.
8. What do you call a vampire who’s good at math? Count Dracu-plus.
9. Why did the vampire break up with his girlfriend? She had bad blood.
10. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? Nectarines.
11. Why did the vampire become a musician? He wanted to join the Fang Club.
12. What do you call a vampire who loves to dance? Vlad the Impala.
13. Why did the vampire go to the dentist? He had a fang-ache.
14. What do you call a vampire who’s afraid of the dark? A scaredy-bat.
15. Why did the vampire go to the library? He wanted to sink his teeth into a good book.
16. What do you call a vampire who’s a great swimmer? Michael Fangelps.
17. Why did the vampire become a detective? He had a taste for solving mysteries.
18. What do you call a vampire who’s also a doctor? Dr. Acula.
19. Why did the vampire join the gym? He wanted to get buffy.
20. What do you call a vampire who’s a great cook? Gordon Batsy.
21. Why did the vampire go to the beach? He wanted to catch some rays.
22. What do you call a vampire who’s a great painter? Vincent van Ghoul.
23. Why did the vampire become a farmer? He wanted to grow his own blood oranges.
24. What do you call a vampire who’s a great actor? Tom Fangs.
25. Why did the vampire go to the theater? He wanted to see a biting drama.
26. What do you call a vampire who’s a great singer? Justin Bite-ber.
27. Why did the vampire go to the zoo? He wanted to see the bat exhibit.
28. What do you call a vampire who’s a great comedian? Chris Bite.
29. Why did the vampire go to the hardware store? He needed a new stake.
30. What do you call a vampire who’s a great scientist? Albert Fangstein.
31. Why did the vampire go to the bakery? He heard they had great blood orange muffins.
32. What do you call a vampire who’s a great writer? Edgar Allan Crow.
33. Why did the vampire go to the music store? He wanted to buy some bat-tle records.
34. What do you call a vampire who’s a great athlete? LeFang James.
35. Why did the vampire go to the amusement park? He wanted to ride the rollerghoster.
36. What do you call a vampire who’s a great magician? David Fangfield.
37. Why did the vampire go to the pet store? He wanted to adopt a bat.
38. What do you call a vampire who’s a great chef? Bobby Fang.
39. Why did the vampire go to the grocery store? He needed to buy some Type O+ juice.
40. What do you call a vampire who’s a great politician? Abraham Stakin’.
41. Why did the vampire go to the optometrist? He had bat vision.
42. What do you call a vampire who’s a great lawyer? Ruth Bader Fangsburg.
43. Why did the vampire go to the spa? He needed a little R&R (rest and re-vamping).
44. What do you call a vampire who’s a great pilot? Amelia Bitehart.
45. Why did the vampire go to the barber? He needed a trim for his widow’s peak.
46. What do you call a vampire who’s a great teacher? Mrs. Fangtastic.
47. Why did the vampire go to the museum? He wanted to see the ancient fangifacts.
48. What do you call a vampire who’s a great architect? Frank Bite Wright.
49. Why did the vampire go to the casino? He wanted to play bat-jack.
50. What do you call a vampire who’s a great filmmaker? Quentin Tarantula.
51. Why did the vampire go to the fashion show? He wanted to see the latest cape designs.
52. What do you call a vampire who’s a great dancer? Fred Bite-staire.
53. Why did the vampire go to the florist? He wanted to buy some blood roses.
54. What do you call a vampire who’s a great explorer? Christopher Bite-lumbus.
55. Why did the vampire go to the jewelry store? He wanted to buy a fang-cy necklace.
56. What do you call a vampire who’s a great historian? Doris Fangs.
57. Why did the vampire go to the coffee shop? He wanted a cup of de-bat coffee.
58. What do you call a vampire who’s a great philosopher? Soren Bite-kegaard.
59. Why did the vampire go to the ice cream shop? He wanted a scoop of blood orange sherbet.
60. What do you call a vampire who’s a great astronaut? Neil Fangstrong.
61. Why did the vampire go to the toy store? He wanted to buy a Count von Count action figure.
62. What do you call a vampire who’s a great psychologist? Sigmund Bite.
63. Why did the vampire go to the travel agency? He wanted to book a trip to Transylvania.
64. What do you call a vampire who’s a great fashion designer? Coco Fangnel.
65. Why did the vampire go to the electronics store? He wanted to buy some bat-teries.
66. What do you call a vampire who’s a great environmentalist? Al Bite.
67. Why did the vampire go to the bookstore? He wanted to buy a copy of “Interview with the Vampire.”
68. What do you call a vampire who’s a great inventor? Thomas Fangison.
69. Why did the vampire go to the car dealership? He wanted to test drive a new Batmobile.
70. What do you call a vampire who’s a great mathematician? Leonhard Fangler.
71. Why did the vampire go to the candy store? He wanted to buy some gummy fangs.
72. What do you call a vampire who’s a great composer? Ludwig van Bite-hoven.
73. Why did the vampire go to the garden center? He wanted to plant some bloodroot.
74. What do you call a vampire who’s a great journalist? Barbara Fangs.
75. Why did the vampire go to the comedy club? He wanted to hear some fang-tastic jokes.
