Hey there, fellow Golden Bears! Are you a current student or an alum of UC Berkeley? If so, get ready for some serious laughs at the expense of our rivals (cough Stanford cough).
So sit back, relax, and prepare yourself for 75 hilarious jokes that only true Bears will understand. Don’t worry if some go over your head – we’ll explain them all. Let’s dive in!
List of Jokes About Uc Berkeley
1. Why did the Golden Bear go to the library? To find some “bear-y” good books!
2. What do you call a UC Berkeley student who can’t swim? A Go Bear.
3. Why did the Cal student bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
4. How do you make a UC Berkeley student smile? Tell them they got into Stanford.
5. What did the UC Berkeley student say when they couldn’t find a parking spot? “Guess I’ll just wait for graduation day!”
6. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a pencil to their exam? Because they heard it was a “lead”-ing university!
7. What do you call a UC Berkeley student who becomes a doctor? A “Bear-iatrician”!
8. How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’re all too busy protesting the dark!
9. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a ladder to the football game? To climb to the top of the rankings!
10. What’s a UC Berkeley student’s favorite type of pizza? “Go Bears” on thin crust!
11. Why did the UC Berkeley student major in philosophy? Because they wanted to ask the important question: “Why did I major in philosophy?”
12. What do you call a UC Berkeley student who can play a musical instrument? A “Bear”oque musician!
13. How does a UC Berkeley student change a lightbulb? They wait for the world to revolve around them.
14. Why did the UC Berkeley student always carry a calculator? Because they heard there was a lot of “calculus”!
15. What do you get when you cross a UC Berkeley student with a computer? A lot of “byte” and “byte”!
16. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a pillow to class? Because they wanted to dream about a better grade!
17. What do you call a UC Berkeley student who graduates with honors? A “bear”illiant scholar!
18. Why did the UC Berkeley student start a gardening club? Because they wanted to “grow” intellectually!
19. What’s a UC Berkeley student’s favorite dessert? Blue-and-Golden Raspberry Swirl!
20. How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a tire? Only one, but they’ll complain about it on Yelp.
21. What’s a UC Berkeley student’s favorite song? “Go Bears” by Katy Perry!
22. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a ladder to the theater? They wanted the best “view” in the house!
23. What do you call a UC Berkeley student who studies abroad in France? A “Bear-ista”!
24. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a shovel to their history class? Because they wanted to dig up the past!
25. What’s a UC Berkeley student’s favorite ice cream flavor? Berkeley “Rocky Bear” Road!
26. Why did the UC Berkeley student join the track team? They wanted to “run” away from their responsibilities!
27. What do you call a UC Berkeley student who can solve a Rubik’s Cube? A “Bear”ainiac!
28. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a map to their physics exam? Because they heard there would be a lot of “vector” calculus!
29. What’s a UC Berkeley student’s favorite board game? Cal-opoly!
30. Why did the UC Berkeley student become a detective? Because they wanted to investigate the “mystery” of the curve!
31. What do you call a UC Berkeley student who excels in math? A “cal”culus genius!
32. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a fishing rod to class? Because they heard there were a lot of “trolling” professors!
33. What’s a UC Berkeley student’s favorite type of dance? Bear-eakdancing!
34. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a telescope to the football game? Because they wanted to “scout” for talent!
35. What do you call a UC Berkeley student who is always late? A procrastibear!
36. Why did the UC Berkeley student become an astronaut? To explore the “Berkeley-alaxy”!
37. What’s a UC Berkeley student’s favorite subject in school? Recess!
38. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a hammer to their chemistry class? Because they wanted to nail the experiments!
39. What do you call a UC Berkeley student who loves fashion? A “bear”trendsetter!
40. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a lawnmower to their philosophy class? Because they wanted to have a “cutting-edge” debate!
41. What’s a UC Berkeley student’s favorite fruit? Berries with a “Cal”-y twist!
42. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a passport to their art class? Because they wanted to explore different “brushstrokes”!
43. What do you call a UC Berkeley student who runs a marathon? A “bear”athon runner!
44. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a tent to the lecture? Because they wanted to “camp” out for extra credit!
45. What’s a UC Berkeley student’s favorite superhero? The “Cal”tastic Four!
46. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a magnifying glass to the biology lab? Because they wanted to see things “bear”y closely!
47. What do you call a UC Berkeley student who loves to hike? A “Bear”-izona Trail enthusiast!
48. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a camera to the chemistry lab? Because they wanted to capture all the “chemical reactions”!
49. What’s a UC Berkeley student’s favorite way to relax? Bear-athing!
50. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a broom to their English class? Because they wanted to “sweep” the competition!
51. What do you call a UC Berkeley student who loves puzzles? A “Bear”-plexologist!
52. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring an umbrella to the football game? Because they heard it was going to be “bear-y” rainy!
53. What’s a UC Berkeley student’s favorite TV show? “The Bear-y Bunch”!
54. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a calculator to the art class? Because they wanted to add some “bear-y” precise measurements!
55. What do you call a UC Berkeley student who loves to cook? A “Bear”-becue master!
56. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a pillow to the chemistry lab? Because they wanted to dream about finding the “perfect” solution!
57. What’s a UC Berkeley student’s favorite type of movie? Bear-ly legal dramas!
58. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a telescope to their history class? Because they wanted to get a closer look at the past!
59. What do you call a UC Berkeley student who is always tired? A “bear”-ly awake scholar!
60. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a compass to their math class? Because they wanted to find the “right direction” to success!
61. What’s a UC Berkeley student’s favorite outdoor activity? Bear-becues in the park!
62. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a map to the gym? Because they wanted to “navigate” their way to fitness!
63. What do you call a UC Berkeley student who loves to draw? A “bear”-toonist!
64. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a snorkel to their computer science class? Because they heard they would be diving into algorithms!
65. What’s a UC Berkeley student’s favorite type of sandwich? Bear-gers!
66. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a megaphone to their biology class? Because they wanted to “amplify” their voice in the animal kingdom!
67. What do you call a UC Berkeley student who loves to write? A “bear”-agrapher!
68. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a surfboard to the lecture? Because they wanted to catch the “wave” of knowledge!
69. What’s a UC Berkeley student’s favorite workout routine? Bear-letics!
70. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a microphone to their psychology class? Because they wanted to “speak their mind” about Freud!
71. What do you call a UC Berkeley student who loves to sing? A “bear”-itone!
72. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a skateboard to the chemistry lab? Because they wanted to “ride” the chemical reactions!
73. What’s a UC Berkeley student’s favorite type of music? Bear-oque!
74. Why did the UC Berkeley student bring a camera to their physics class? Because they wanted to capture the “motion” of the universe!
75. What do you call a UC Berkeley student who loves puns? A “bear”-tistic wordsmith!
