Hey there, ocean lovers! The warm breeze and bright sunshine can only mean one thing – summer has arrived. And what better way to kick off this season than with a good old belly laugh?
Whether you’re lounging on the shore or just daydreaming about sandy beaches and salty air, we’ve got you covered with 75 beach jokes that are sure to make you cackle like a seagull.
As someone who’s an expert in all things funny, I’ve gathered the most hilarious jokes out there ranging from sunburns to surfing mishaps. So grab your sunblock and let’s dive into these waves of laughter together!
This article is perfect for everyone who loves wordplay, puns, or dad jokes regardless of whether you’re an experienced surfer or someone who hasn’t even seen the ocean before. Get ready to laugh until your tummy hurts as we celebrate summer in style!
List of Jokes About the Beach
1. Why did the beach blush? Because the seaweed saw the ocean’s bottom!
2. What did one wave say to the other? “Sea you later!”
3. What do you call a beach that keeps losing sand? A shore loser!
4. Why did the sand go to therapy? It had some serious issues with its grains!
5. How do you invite a crab to a fancy party? You send out “clawsified” invitations!
6. What do you call a crab that plays the drums? A pinch-hitter!
7. How do you make a beach happy? Just give it a wave!
8. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
9. What did the ocean say to the shore? “Nothing, it just waved!”
10. Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants off the beach? They kept dropping their trunks!
11. What do you call a dog that loves the beach? A sand-wagger!
12. What did the ocean say to the beach towel? “You’ve got me all wrapped up!”
13. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
14. What’s a surfer’s favorite kind of math? Trigonometry, because it’s all about waves!
15. Why did the beach get a medal? Because it was outstanding in its field!
16. How do you know if a seagull is in your hotel room? The view out the window is all white and gray!
17. What did the ocean say to the sailboat? “Nothing, it just waved!”
18. Why don’t lobsters share? They’re shellfish!
19. What did the sand say to the tide? “I’m feeling a little under the weather!”
20. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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21. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
22. Why did the sand blush? Because the seaweed saw it changing colors!
23. What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time no sea!
24. Why did the sun go to the beach? To get a little “rays” of sunshine!
25. What do you call a fish with no fins or tail? A shark-butt!
26. How do you make a shellfish laugh? Tell it a clammy joke!
27. Why did the jellyfish go to the school dance? It wanted to dance with all the “school” fish!
28. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
29. Why do seagulls live near the sea? Because if they lived near the bay, they’d be called bagels!
30. What do you call a crab who plays baseball? A pinch hitter!
31. Why did the crab never share its food? Because it was a little shellfish!
32. What did the beach say to the wave? “Long time, no sea!”
33. Why don’t lobsters share? They’re too shellfish!
34. What did one wave say to the other? “You crack me up!”
35. What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
36. How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
37. What kind of music do beach chairs listen to? Lounge music!
38. What’s a seagull’s favorite mode of transportation? A bicycle because it’s two-tired!
39. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
40. What did the ocean say to the beach ball? “Keep on bouncing!”
41. Why was the sand wet? Because the seaweed went for a swim!
42. How do you make a clam stop singing? Shell it to be quiet!
43. What did the sand say to the ocean? “You shore are impressive!”
44. What’s a shark’s favorite sci-fi movie? Star Sharks!
45. Why did the seagull bring a towel to the beach? Because it wanted to catch some rays!
46. Why did the crab never share its food? It was a little shellfish!
47. What do you call a fish that wears a crown? King Fisher!
48. How does a hermit crab call a taxi? By using a shell phone!
49. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!
50. Why did the beach always bring a map? Because it liked to get a “sand”lay of the land!
51. What do you call a beach that’s always singing? A coast-tunes!
52. Why did the scarecrow go to the beach? Because it needed a vacation from all that corn!
53. What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel!
54. What did the beach say to the umbrella? “Shade’s up!”
55. How do you organize a beach party? You shellibrate!
56. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
57. What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich!
58. What did one wave say to the other? “You’re such a swell friend!”
59. Why was the math book sad at the beach? Because it had too many problems!
60. How do you find Will Smith at the beach? Look for the fresh prints!
61. What’s a fish’s favorite musical instrument? The bass guitar!
62. Why don’t lobsters like sharing? They’re shellfish!
63. What did one seashell say to the other? “You’re so shell-abrate!”
64. How do you start a wave at the beach? Give it a little “surf”ace tension!
65. Why did the seagull bring a pencil to the beach? It wanted to draw the sand!
66. What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter!
67. What do you call a sandy witch at the beach? A sandwich!
68. How does a hermit crab call for a taxi? It uses its shell phone!
69. Why do seagulls never fly over the bay? Because then they would be bay-gulls!
70. What did one wave say to the other wave? “I’m shore I’ve seen you before!”
71. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
72. What do you get if you cross a dog and a seagull? A “Call of the Wild” chip!
73. How do you organize a beach party? You “sandy” everyone an invitation!
74. Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the beach? They kept dropping their trunks!
75. What do you call a fish that wears a crown? King Neptune!
