Hey there Star Wars fans! Are you in need of a good laugh? Look no further, because I’ve got you covered. I’ve scoured the galaxy far and wide to bring you the funniest Star Wars jokes and puns out there.
After hours of searching, I present to you the top fifteen that are sure to have your crew in stitches. Whether it’s a clever play on words or an outrageously silly one-liner, get ready for a ride through space with plenty of giggles along the way.
But don’t worry, you don’t have to be a Jedi or Sith master to enjoy these classic jokes. They’re perfect for anyone who loves all things intergalactic and nerdy.
So sit back, relax, and prepare yourself for some seriously funny musings from across the galaxy. This collection is guaranteed to brighten even the darkest night sky!
List of Jokes About Star Wars
1. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
2. What do you call a Sith who won’t fight? A Sithy!
3. What’s Yoda’s favorite car? A Toy-Yoda!
4. Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn’t find the Droid he was looking for!
5. What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be!
6. Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree? It was Endor-sing around!
7. What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur? A chocolate chip Wookiee!
8. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side!
9. What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrrtoo-Detoo!
10. Why did the Jedi go to the seafood restaurant? He wanted to try the Obi-Wan Kaboby!
11. What do you call a Jedi who loves to garden? Yoda-le-he-hoe!
12. Why did the Stormtrooper take a pencil to school? He wanted to draw his blaster!
13. What do you call a Star Wars fan who’s always in a hurry? Rushing Skywalker!
14. What’s a Jedi’s favorite candy? Life sSavers!
15. Why did the droid go to school? To improve its R2-Detention!
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16. What do you call a potato that’s gone to the dark side? Vader Tots!
17. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? Ewokie Talkies!
18. What do you call a Star Wars movie about gardening? Attack of the Hoes!
19. What do you call a musical group of Stormtroopers? The Blaster Boys!
20. Why did the Jedi take a nap? He needed some Force-rest!
21. What do you call a Sith who works in a bakery? Darth Baker!
22. What do you call a Star Wars fan on a treadmill? A fitness Jedi!
23. Why did the Stormtrooper go to art school? He wanted to learn how to draw his blaster!
24. What do you call a Star Wars fan who’s a chef? Cook Skywalker!
25. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2-Detour!
26. What’s a Jedi’s favorite type of music? Yoda Jazz!
27. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the bakery? He heard the cake was a Leia!
28. What do you call a Star Wars fan on a bike? A pedal-one!
29. Why did the Jedi visit the seafood restaurant? For the Admiral Ackbar special!
30. What do you call a Star Wars fan who’s a great swimmer? A water Jedi!
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31. What do you call a Star Wars movie about cooking? The Empire Bakes Back!
32. Why did the Jedi refuse to fight the Sith on the jungle planet? He had a bad feeling about Endor!
33. What do you call a Star Wars fan who’s a great dancer? A boogie-Wan Kenobi!
34. Why did the Stormtrooper become a musician? He wanted to join the Imperial Marching Band!
35. What do you call a Star Wars fan who’s a great comedian? A laugh Jedi!
36. Why did the Jedi go to music school? He wanted to master the Force chord!
37. What do you call a Star Wars fan who’s a great pilot? A fly-walker!
38. Why did the Stormtrooper take up meditation? He wanted to find inner peace in the galaxy!
39. What do you call a Star Wars fan who’s a great chef? A culinary Jedi!
40. Why did the Jedi go to the beach? He wanted to ride the Force wave!
41. What do you call a Star Wars fan who’s a great artist? A paint Jedi!
42. Why did the Stormtrooper go to the doctor? He had Clone-itis!
43. What do you call a Star Wars fan who’s a great singer? A melody Jedi!
44. Why did the Jedi go to the gym? He wanted to work on his Force push-ups!
45. What do you call a Star Wars fan who’s a great writer? An author Jedi!
46. Why did the Stormtrooper go to the library? He wanted to read “The Force Awakens”!
47. What do you call a Star Wars fan who’s a great gardener? A green-thumb Jedi!
48. Why did the Jedi go to the pet store? He wanted to adopt a Wookiee!
49. What do you call a Star Wars fan who’s a great actor? A drama Jedi!
50. Why did the Stormtrooper go to the theater? He wanted to see “The Phantom Menace”!
51. What do you call a Star Wars fan who’s a great scientist? A research Jedi!
52. Why did the Jedi go to the coffee shop? He needed a little Force energy!
53. What do you call a Star Wars fan who’s a great magician? A trick Jedi!
54. Why did the Stormtrooper go to the zoo? He wanted to see the Tauntauns!
55. What do you call a Star Wars fan who’s a great photographer? A snapshot Jedi!
