Hola amigos! Are you ready for some good laughs about the Spanish language? Learning a new language can be challenging, but that doesn’t mean we can’t find humor in how twisted and confusing it can get. That’s why I’ve rounded up some of the funniest Spanish jokes out there to brighten your day and put a smile on your face.
Whether you’re looking for something to share with your friends or teacher, or simply want to add some humor to your day, these jokes are sure to do the trick no matter what level of Spanish fluency you’re at. So grab yourself a cup of coffee and join me as we explore the hilarious side of one of the world’s most spoken languages – Spanish!
List of Jokes About Spanish
1. What do you call a Spanish cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
2. Why did the Spanish teacher bring a ladder to class? To teach the students how to conjugate verbs on a higher level.
3. How do you say “chicken” in Spanish? Poultryo.
4. Why did the Spanish chicken go to the seance? To speak with the pollo-tergeist.
5. How do you say “burrito” in Spanish? Rolltortilla.
6. Why did the Spanish football team make so many mistakes? Because nobody could pass.
7. How do you say “toilet paper” in Spanish? El wipe-o.
8. Why did the Spanish-speaking magician struggle to perform magic? His tricks kept getting lost in translation.
9. How do you say “ice cream” in Spanish? Helado, or as the Spanish cows say, moo-lado.
10. Why did the Spanish-speaking horse refuse to speak English? Because he didn’t want to be a neigh-sayer.
11. How do you say “eggplant” in Spanish? Aubergine-o.
12. Why did the Spanish-speaking antelope go to the doctor? He was feeling a little alpac-sha.
13. How do you say “shower” in Spanish? Bath-o de colada.
14. Why did the Spanish-speaking baker get arrested? He was caught using con-pan-ation.
15. How do you say “roller coaster” in Spanish? El whirly-twisty-delighto.
16. Why did the Spanish-speaking athlete fail at high jumping? He was too afraid of the altura-phobia.
17. How do you say “popcorn” in Spanish? Palomitas, or as the Spanish-speaking bird says, tweet-o palomito.
18. Why did the Spanish-speaking bee refuse to make honey? It was afraid of pollen in the siesta.
19. How do you say “watermelon” in Spanish? Sandia, or as the Spanish-speaking monkey says, banana grande.
20. Why did the Spanish-speaking golfer struggle to play golf? He kept getting lost in the bajo.
21. How do you say “toilet” in Spanish? El poop-o palace.
22. Why did the Spanish-speaking astronaut refuse to go to space? He was afraid of the gravedad.
23. How do you say “pizza” in Spanish? El cheesy-delicious-o.
24. Why did the Spanish-speaking robot refuse to work? It was suffering from calcu-lateros.
25. How do you say “soap” in Spanish? Jabon, or as the Spanish-speaking parrot says, limpio-polly.
26. Why did the Spanish-speaking turtle refuse to come out of its shell? It was suffering from cascaronfidence.
27. How do you say “cupcake” in Spanish? Pastelito, or as the Spanish-speaking cat says, meow-lito.
28. Why did the Spanish-speaking basketball player struggle to score points? He kept getting fouled in the alto.
29. How do you say “potato” in Spanish? Patata, or as the Spanish-speaking couch potato says, sofá-tata.
30. Why did the Spanish-speaking computer get a virus? It kept downloading salsa music.
31. How do you say “hamburger” in Spanish? La meat-o sandwich-o.
32. Why did the Spanish-speaking bird get lost? It couldn’t find the ave-nue.
33. How do you say “spaghetti” in Spanish? El noodlo largo.
34. Why did the Spanish-speaking tree get a job as a banker? It was good at branch management.
35. How do you say “giraffe” in Spanish? La tall-o animal-o.
36. Why did the Spanish-speaking robot get a job at a factory? It was good at assembling words.
37. How do you say “pop” in Spanish? El fizzy drink-o.
38. Why did the Spanish-speaking skunk refuse to use its scent as a defense mechanism? It didn’t want to stink-o up the place.
39. How do you say “donut” in Spanish? La sweet-o circle-o.
40. Why did the Spanish-speaking chicken cross the road? To get to the other el lado.
41. How do you say “pancake” in Spanish? La flap-o jack-o.
42. Why did the Spanish-speaking horse refuse to eat hay? He wanted some chow-gallo.
43. How do you say “cookie” in Spanish? La sweet-o treat-o.
44. Why did the Spanish-speaking dog refuse to go on a walk? It was too hot-rido outside.
45. How do you say “bread” in Spanish? El loaf-o.
46. Why did the Spanish-speaking snail refuse to come out of its shell? It was too comfortable in the casa-de-snail.
47. How do you say “french fries” in Spanish? La potato-o stick-o.
48. Why did the Spanish-speaking bear go on a diet? It wanted to be más flaco.
49. How do you say “soda” in Spanish? El bubbly-o drink-o.
50. Why did the Spanish-speaking fish refuse to swim? It was feeling a little escamas.
51. How do you say “taco” in Spanish? La yummy-o tortilla-o.
52. Why did the Spanish-speaking car refuse to start? It was suffering from auto-matic-o failure-o.
53. How do you say “jelly” in Spanish? La wobbly-o treat-o.
54. Why did the Spanish-speaking lion refuse to hunt for food? It was feeling a little león-gry.
55. How do you say “sandwich” in Spanish? El yummy-o bread-o.
