Are you ready to blast off into a universe of laughter? Look no further, because I’ve got some out-of-this-world jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone!
I’ve scoured the cosmos for the best space-themed humor and gathered them all here in one place just for you. From aliens to astronauts, moons to galaxies far, far away – these jokes will take you on a cosmic journey through hilarity.
These quips are so side-splittingly funny that even the stars have been known to chuckle at them! With relatable puns about our fascination with outer space exploration and more, these jokes will leave you feeling like you’re floating among the clouds.
So buckle up and get ready for lift-off – let’s go explore this galaxy of giggles together!
List of Jokes About Space
1. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed his space.
2. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
3. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter.
4. Why did the aliens land at the baseball game? They heard someone shout “Take me out to the black hole!”
5. What do you call an alien with three eyes? An aliiien.
6. What do you call a spaceship that drips water? A crying saucer.
7. Why did the Martian refuse to eat Earth food? Because he heard it was a little meteor.
8. Why don’t astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they’ve just had a big launch.
9. What did Earth say to the other planets? “You guys have no space sense.”
10. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? She was always lost in space.
11. Why did the astronaut wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
12. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed more space in their relationship.
13. Why don’t aliens eat clocks? Because they prefer their meals to be star-shaped.
14. What did the astronaut say when he saw the alien? “Take me to your feeder.”
15. Why did the Martian go to the doctor? Because he had little green men.
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16. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? She was always in orbit.
17. What do you call an alien with no eyes? Aliiiien.
18. What do you call a Martian who can sing? Bruno Mars.
19. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? She was always spacing out.
20. Why don’t astronauts use perfume? Because they prefer to use “Eau de Space.”
21. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He wanted to explore other galaxies.
22. What do you call a space party? A cosmic get-together.
23. Why don’t astronauts eat beans before going into space? Because they create too much gas and it would be a disaster in a space suit.
24. Why did the alien refuse to eat the astronaut? Because he was a little meteor.
25. What did the astronaut say when he landed on Mars? “I’m out of this world!”
26. Why did the Martian go to the doctor? He was feeling a little spacey.
27. Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
28. What do you call two astronauts who are in love? Cosmic companions.
29. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? She was always acting like a space cadet.
30. What do you call a Martian who is good at math? An alge-bra.
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31. Why don’t astronauts wear glasses? Because they have “space eyes.”
32. Why don’t aliens use phones? Because they prefer to communicate through “intergalactic telepathy.”
33. What do you call a space rock that doesn’t move? A stationary.
34. Why did the alien bring a hammer to the spaceship? Because he wanted to nail his landing.
35. What do you call a Martian who is good at baseball? A home run Martian.
36. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? She was always taking up too much space.
37. What do you call an alien who is good at cooking? A chef-terrestrial.
38. Why don’t astronauts eat before going into space? Because they don’t want to “launch” their lunch.
39. What did the astronaut say when he saw the alien’s spaceship? “Out of this world!”
40. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? She was always mooning over him.
41. What do you call a Martian who is good at martial arts? A karate Martian.
42. Why don’t aliens go to the gym? Because they prefer to work out in space.
43. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? She was always weightless.
44. What do you call a space rock that is bad at math? An ast-eroid.
45. Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to space? Because he wanted to reach for the stars.
46. What do you call an alien who is good at basketball? A slam-dunk-terrestrial.
47. Why don’t astronauts use perfume before going into space? Because they don’t want to smell like “eau de rocket fuel.”
48. What do you call a Martian who is good at rapping? An Eminem Martian.
49. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? She was always living in her own little world.
50. What do you call an alien who is good at tennis? A racket-terrestrial.
51. Why don’t aliens go to the dentist? Because they have “space teeth.”
52. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? She was always spacey.
53. What do you call a Martian who is good at football? A touchdown Martian.
54. Why don’t astronauts use umbrellas in space? Because they prefer to use “solar shields.”
55. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? She was always a little star-struck.
