Are you one of those folks who can’t get enough soup? If you’re looking for a good laugh, or just in need of some comfort food on a dreary day, then look no further! I’ve put together a collection of 75 side-splitting jokes that will have you slurping your soup with glee.
These punny little quips are sure to tickle your funny bone and leave you feeling warm and fuzzy inside. So why not grab a bowl of your favorite broth, pull up a chair, and let’s dive into this souper-duper joke extravaganza!
List of Jokes About Soup
1. What did the tomato say to the celery at the soup party? Lettuce be friends!
2. How do you make alphabet soup? Spell-check it!
3. Why did the chicken bring a ladder to the soup kitchen? Because the soup was chicken noodle!
4. What did the lentil say to the mushroom in the hot tub? Split pea-soup, it’s getting steamy in here!
5. Why did the vegetable go to therapy? Because it had souper low self-esteem!
6. What do you call a sad bowl of soup? A soba!
7. How does a witch make her soup magical? She adds a little “eye” of newt!
8. What do you call a dancing soup? Gumbo-lina!
9. Why did the soup go to the gym? To get a little more bouillon-t!
10. What’s a soup’s favorite type of exercise? Broth-cycling!
11. Why did the chicken refuse to play cards with the vegetables? Because they were all souper “salad” players!
12. What’s a soup’s favorite kind of music? Stew-step!
13. Why did the vegetable become a musician? Because it wanted to be in a “celery” band!
14. How do you fix a broken tomato soup? With a tomato paste!
15. What do you call a soup that you pay to see in a theater? A show-der soup!
16. Why did the soup get an award? Because it was outstanding in its “field”!
17. What do you call a group of musical soups? A “stock” band!
18. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
19. How do you make a delicious soup? Simmer down and let it stew!
20. What’s a soup’s favorite type of comedy? Broth jokes!
21. Why did the soup get promoted at work? Because it was outstanding in its “soup-ervision”!
22. What do you call a soup that can play a musical instrument? A “chow”-tist!
23. Why did the soup go to the art exhibit? Because it wanted to see some “soup-erb” works!
24. What’s a soup’s favorite game to play? Spoodle!
25. How do you know when a soup is done cooking? It gives you a “broth”-erly hug!
26. Why did the soup go to the therapist? Because it had too many “emotional” layers!
27. What’s a soup’s favorite type of TV show? A “stew”-drama!
28. Why did the soup go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a “souper” date!
29. What do you call a mischievous bowl of soup? A prank chow-der!
30. Why did the soup break up with its partner? Because they couldn’t find the “stock” in their relationship!
31. How did the chef propose to the bowl of soup? With a “marry”-nara sauce!
32. Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because it couldn’t find a “date”!
33. What do you call a spooky soup? Boo-lion!
34. Why did the soup refuse to fight in the war? Because it was a “peas”-ful bowl!
35. What’s a soup’s favorite type of movie? A “stew”-perhero film!
36. How do you know if a soup has a good sense of humor? If it has a “broth”-er joke!
37. What do you call a soup that’s full of itself? A souper-ego!
38. Why did the soup become an actor? Because it wanted to be in the “soup-er” starring roles!
39. What’s a soup’s favorite way to communicate? Through “broth”-erhood!
40. Why did the soup refuse to jump in the lake? Because it didn’t want to be a “chow”-der!
41. What do you call a lazy soup? A “stew”pid!
42. Why did the vegetable bring a flashlight to the soup party? Because it wanted to see the “stock” show!
43. What’s a soup’s favorite type of dance? The “chow”-cha!
44. How do you make a vegetable soup laugh? Give it a “broth”-erly pat!
45. What do you call a vegetable that’s always cold? A chili pepper!
46. Why did the soup bring a ladder to the art gallery? Because it wanted to see the “soup”-er exhibits on the top shelf!
47. What do you call a soup that’s always late? Stew-pid!
48. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
49. How do you fix a broken soup? With a “bouillon”-aise!
50. What’s a soup’s favorite hobby? Stir-crafting!
51. Why did the vegetable get arrested? Because it was “souper” wanted!
52. What’s a soup’s favorite card game? Chow-der fish!
53. How do you know when a soup is angry? It starts to simmer!
54. What do you call a soup that’s been working out? Buff-stew!
55. Why did the tomato go to the party? Because it couldn’t ketchup!
56. How does a soup listen to music? Through its “bowl”-tooth speakers!
57. What’s a soup’s favorite type of exercise equipment? A “bouillon”-treadmill!
58. Why did the chicken bring a bell to the soup kitchen? Because it wanted to add a little “pepper” to the soup!
59. What do you call a soup that’s good at math? A souper-numerary!
60. Why did the vegetable become a lawyer? Because it wanted to “broth”er justice!
61. How do you know if a soup is scared? It starts to “broth”-er!
62. What do you call a soup that’s always on time? Punctu-stew-al!
63. Why did the soup get a job at the bakery? Because it kneaded the dough!
64. What’s a soup’s favorite type of dessert? Custard soup!
65. How do you make a turtle soup? Take away its shell!
66. Why did the soup bring a suitcase to the party? Because it was ready to “stew” up some fun!
67. What do you call a soup that tells jokes? A “chow”-median!
68. Why did the vegetable become a teacher? Because it wanted to “broth”er knowledge!
69. How do you know if a soup is happy? It starts to bubble with joy!
70. What do you call a soup that’s always sleepy? A “stew”-per lazy broth!
71. Why did the tomato go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a “souper” date!
72. How do you make a delicious soup even better? Add a little “spice” to it!
73. What’s a soup’s favorite type of literature? Broth-ure!
74. Why did the soup become a chef? Because it wanted to create some “soup”-erb dishes!
75. How do you make a fish soup laugh? Tell it a “fin”-tastic joke!
