Hey there, autumn lovers! Can you smell the pumpkin spice in the air? It’s that time of year again where pumpkins are around every corner. But did you know that there are more ways to enjoy these orange beauties than just in your latte or pie?
That’s right, folks – we’re talking about pumpkin jokes! I came across a list of 75 rib-tickling puns and one-liners about pumpkins that kept me giggling for hours on end. And now, lucky for you, I’m here to share them all with YOU!
Get ready to chuckle till your belly hurts because these jokes have got it all: from corny classics like “What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!” to witty one-liners like “Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? It had no guts!” Whether you need a good laugh or just want some light-hearted fun, these jokes will surely make your day.
Grab yourself a warm cup of cider (or maybe even indulge in a PS latte) and join me as we laugh our way through this hilarious collection of jokes about the king of fall produce: the mighty pumpkin.
List of Jokes about Pumpkins
1. Why did the pumpkin go to school? It wanted to become a little brighter!
2. What do you call a pumpkin that works out? A jacked-o’-lantern!
3. Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It had no guts to go inside!
4. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at math? A pumpkin pi!
5. Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It was feeling a little seedy!
6. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at playing music? A pumpkin maestro!
7. Why did the pumpkin join the basketball team? It heard the coach say they needed a little more squash!
8. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at telling jokes? A pun-kin!
9. Why did the pumpkin go to the beach? It wanted to catch some pumpkin rays!
10. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at dancing? A pumpkin boogie!
11. Why did the pumpkin go to the library? It wanted to read a spooky story!
12. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at cooking? A pumpkin chef!
13. Why did the pumpkin go to the gym? It wanted to work on its pumpkin abs!
14. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at painting? A pumpkin artist!
15. Why did the pumpkin go to the party? It wanted to have a gourd time!
16. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at playing soccer? A pumpkin striker!
17. Why did the pumpkin go to the spa? It wanted a pumpkin facial!
18. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at writing? A pumpkin author!
19. Why did the pumpkin go to the bakery? It wanted to buy a pumpkin pie!
20. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at playing the guitar? A pumpkin rocker!
21. Why did the pumpkin go to the theater? It wanted to see a pumpkin drama!
22. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at swimming? A pumpkin diver!
23. Why did the pumpkin go to the zoo? It wanted to see the pumpkin monkeys!
24. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at playing the piano? A pumpkin virtuoso!
25. Why did the pumpkin go to the restaurant? It wanted to order a pumpkin soup!
26. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at playing chess? A pumpkin grandmaster!
27. Why did the pumpkin go to the amusement park? It wanted to ride the pumpkin coaster!
28. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at doing magic? A pumpkin magician!
29. Why did the pumpkin go to the garden? It wanted to visit its pumpkin relatives!
30. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at doing yoga? A pumpkin yogi!
31. Why did the pumpkin go to the museum? It wanted to see the pumpkin art!
32. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at playing the drums? A pumpkin drummer!
33. Why did the pumpkin go to the concert? It wanted to hear some pumpkin tunes!
34. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at giving speeches? A pumpkin orator!
35. Why did the pumpkin go to the grocery store? It wanted to buy some pumpkin seeds!
36. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at playing basketball? A pumpkin slam dunk!
37. Why did the pumpkin go to the tailor? It needed a pumpkin patch!
38. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at solving mysteries? A pumpkin detective!
39. Why did the pumpkin go to the car dealership? It wanted to buy a pumpkin-mobile!
40. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at playing the trumpet? A pumpkin trumpeter!
41. Why did the pumpkin go to the beauty salon? It wanted a pumpkin makeover!
42. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at making jokes? A pumpkin comedian!
43. Why did the pumpkin go to the hardware store? It needed some pumpkin tools!
44. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at fishing? A pumpkin angler!
45. Why did the pumpkin go to the post office? It wanted to send a pumpkin postcard!
46. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at playing the violin? A pumpkin fiddler!
47. Why did the pumpkin go to the optometrist? It needed a pumpkin eye exam!
48. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at making coffee? A pumpkin barista!
49. Why did the pumpkin go to the travel agency? It wanted to book a pumpkin vacation!
50. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at playing cards? A pumpkin card shark!
51. Why did the pumpkin go to the dentist? It needed a pumpkin check-up!
52. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at knitting? A pumpkin knitter!
53. Why did the pumpkin go to the pet store? It wanted to buy a pumpkin pet!
54. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at playing the flute? A pumpkin flutist!
55. Why did the pumpkin go to the bank? It wanted to open a pumpkin account!
56. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at gardening? A pumpkin gardener!
57. Why did the pumpkin go to the barber? It needed a pumpkin trim!
58. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at playing the saxophone? A pumpkin saxophonist!
59. Why did the pumpkin go to the jewelry store? It wanted to buy a pumpkin ring!
60. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at playing soccer? A pumpkin striker!
61. Why did the pumpkin go to the movie theater? It wanted to watch a pumpkin movie!
62. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at playing the trombone? A pumpkin trombonist!
63. Why did the pumpkin go to the gym? It wanted to work on its pumpkin muscles!
64. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at playing the clarinet? A pumpkin clarinetist!
65. Why did the pumpkin go to the casino? It wanted to hit the pumpkin jackpot!
66. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at playing the cello? A pumpkin cellist!
67. Why did the pumpkin go to the bowling alley? It wanted to play pumpkin bowling!
68. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at playing the harp? A pumpkin harpist!
69. Why did the pumpkin go to the ice cream shop? It wanted to try pumpkin ice cream!
70. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at playing the accordion? A pumpkin accordionist!
71. Why did the pumpkin go to the karaoke bar? It wanted to sing some pumpkin songs!
72. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at playing the banjo? A pumpkin banjoist!
73. Why did the pumpkin go to the bakery? It wanted to order a pumpkin cake!
74. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at playing the drums? A pumpkin drummer!
75. Why did the pumpkin go to the opera? It wanted to hear some pumpkin arias!
