Greetings, fellow Buckeye enthusiasts! Ready to unleash some hearty laughs while supporting your beloved team? Look no further as we’ve compiled a collection of 75 amusing jokes about Ohio State that will leave you tickled pink and cheering in Scarlet and Gray.
Whether you’re indulging in pre-game festivities or enjoying the match from the comfort of your couch, these witty quips are guaranteed to hit a home run with your sense of humor. So buckle up and prepare to burst into fits of giggles because we’re about to knock it out of the park with some seriously side-splitting fun!
List of Jokes About Ohio State
1. Why did the buckeye go to the casino? Because it wanted to roll the dice!
2. Why did the Ohio State football team bring a ladder to the game? Because they wanted to reach new heights!
3. What did the Ohio State fan say to the Michigan fan? “Can you spell ‘victory’ without an ‘M’?”
4. Why did the Ohio State student bring a ladder to the library? To study above the competition!
5. What’s the favorite kind of music in Ohio Stadium? Buckeye-lectric!
6. Why did the Ohio State professor bring a broom to class? To sweep away the competition!
7. What did the Ohio State fan say when they won the lottery? “Now we can afford to buy out Michigan’s football program!”
8. Why did the Ohio State cheerleaders bring a map to the game? To help the fans find the end zone!
9. What’s the favorite type of pizza in Columbus? Buckeyeroni!
10. Why did the Ohio State fan bring a pillow to the game? Because they wanted to catch some Z’s while the Buckeyes caught some W’s!
11. What did the Ohio State student say when they got accepted into the university? “It’s a buckeye miracle!”
12. Why did the Ohio State marching band get a speeding ticket? Because they were rushing to form a script Ohio!
13. What do you call an Ohio State fan with half a brain? Gifted!
14. Why did the Ohio State football team go to the bakery? Because they wanted some turnovers!
15. What’s the difference between a buckeye and a football? A football gets kicked, and a buckeye gets licked!
16. Why did the Ohio State student take their dog to class? Because they heard it was a “ruff” course!
17. What did the Ohio State graduate say to the Michigan graduate? “I have a degree, and you have a big defeat!”
18. Why did the Ohio State fan bring a shovel to the game? To bury the competition!
19. What’s the favorite snack of Ohio State fans? Buckeye nuts!
20. Why did the Ohio State professor bring a fishing rod to class? To catch some “A” grades!
21. What did the Ohio State fan say to the Penn State fan? “You’re in our Buckeye country now!”
22. Why did the Ohio State football team go to the library? To check out some “quarterbacks”!
23. What do you call an Ohio State fan with a championship ring? A visionary!
24. Why did the Ohio State student bring a calculator to the party? To divide and conquer!
25. What’s the favorite dance move in Columbus? The Buckeye Shuffle!
26. Why did the Ohio State cheerleaders bring a ladder to the game? To cheer on the Buckeyes from a higher perspective!
27. What did the Ohio State fan say when they saw a Michigan license plate? “Now I know why the car’s in reverse!”
28. Why did the Ohio State football team bring a broom to the field? To sweep away the competition!
29. What’s the favorite vegetable of Ohio State fans? Buckeye-oli!
30. Why did the Ohio State student bring a pen to the party? To “dot” all the i’s!
31. What did the Ohio State fan say when they saw the Michigan score? “That’s an Ohio State of mind!”
32. Why did the Ohio State marching band bring a GPS to the game? To find the perfect path for Script Ohio!
33. What do you call an Ohio State fan with no friends? Imaginary!
34. Why did the Ohio State football team go to the dentist? To tackle tooth decay!
35. What’s the favorite type of pie in Columbus? Buckeye pie!
36. Why did the Ohio State professor bring a parachute to class? To demonstrate how the Buckeyes always land on their feet!
37. What did the Ohio State fan say when they found a four-leaf clover? “Now we have even more luck against Michigan!”
38. Why did the Ohio State cheerleaders bring pom-poms to the game? To make some noise for the Buckeyes!
39. What’s the favorite subject in Ohio State’s chemistry department? Buckeye-stry!
40. Why did the Ohio State student bring a basketball to the party? To shoot some hoops and score with their friends!
41. What did the Ohio State fan say when they saw a Michigan football player crying? “Even their tears are maize and blue!”
42. Why did the Ohio State football team bring a compass to the game? To find their way to victory!
43. What do you call an Ohio State fan who can play the guitar? A bucking minstrel!
44. Why did the Ohio State student bring a ruler to the party? To measure the distance between them and Michigan!
45. What’s the favorite game to play in Columbus? Buckeye-pong!
46. Why did the Ohio State professor bring a magnifying glass to class? To examine every detail of success!
47. What did the Ohio State fan say when they saw a Michigan flag? “That’s a surrender flag!”
48. Why did the Ohio State football team bring a mop to the field? To clean up the competition!
49. What’s the favorite fruit of Ohio State fans? Buckeye-berries!
50. Why did the Ohio State student bring a map to the party? To mark the territory of the Buckeye Nation!
51. What did the Ohio State fan say to the Notre Dame fan? “We’re the true Fighting Irish!”
52. Why did the Ohio State football team go to the zoo? To tackle the wildcats!
53. What’s the favorite type of ice cream in Columbus? Buckeye sundae!
54. Why did the Ohio State professor bring a trampoline to class? To bounce back from any challenge!
55. What did the Ohio State fan say when they saw a Michigan bumper sticker? “That’s one way to advertise a loss!”
56. Why did the Ohio State cheerleaders bring binoculars to the game? To get a closer look at the Buckeye dominance!
57. What do you call an Ohio State fan with a sense of humor? A laughing Buckeye!
58. Why did the Ohio State football team bring a vacuum cleaner to the field? To suck up the competition!
59. What’s the favorite flower in Columbus? The Scarlet Rose!
60. Why did the Ohio State student bring a camera to the party? To capture all the memorable moments of Buckeye greatness!
61. What did the Ohio State fan say when they saw a Michigan player fumbling? “Looks like they dropped the ball, just like their program!”
62. Why did the Ohio State football team bring a GPS to the game? To navigate their way to the end zone!
63. What do you call an Ohio State fan who can solve complex equations? A mathematical Buckeye!
64. Why did the Ohio State professor bring a telescope to class? To keep an eye on success in the distance!
65. What did the Ohio State fan say when they found a lucky penny? “Now we have extra luck against Michigan!”
66. Why did the Ohio State cheerleaders bring megaphones to the game? To amplify the Buckeye spirit!
67. What’s the favorite subject in Ohio State’s literature department? Buckeye-ature!
68. Why did the Ohio State student bring a basketball hoop to the party? To shoot for the stars and score big!
69. What did the Ohio State fan say when they saw a Michigan player crying? “Even their tears are scarlet and gray!”
70. Why did the Ohio State football team bring a compass to the field? To stay on the path to victory!
71. What do you call an Ohio State fan who can play the piano? A bucking pianist!
72. Why did the Ohio State student bring a protractor to the party? To measure the angle of Ohio State’s success!
73. What’s the favorite game to play in Columbus? Buckeye-ker!
74. Why did the Ohio State professor bring a crystal ball to class? To predict a future filled with Buckeye triumphs!
75. What did the Ohio State fan say when they saw a Michigan license plate? “It’s a clear sign that they’re behind us!”
